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Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?
Keys sausages or tiddlers?
Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in"
That'll explain the plank strapped to his arse then. |
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Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?
Keys sausages or tiddlers?
Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in
That'll explain the plank strapped to his arse then."
hope windy aint reading this |
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Wonder how many Soapy caught. Does he throw em all back?
Keys sausages or tiddlers?
Anything bigger than a tiddler drags him in
That'll explain the plank strapped to his arse then.
hope windy aint reading this"
Her name and address is written on the underside of the plank.  |
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"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod."
The gnome has gone!  |
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"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.
The gnome has gone! "
Zurich has a few spare. Multi cunni-lingual too i wouldnt wonder, |
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"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.
The gnome has gone! "
Is he a rolling Gnome then ? |
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"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.
The gnome has gone!
Is he a rolling Gnome then ?"
Someone pinched him or did you sell him down the market you naughty boy!  |
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"See, s my Mum on their travels tell her I am not staying up till silly o,clock again and the key is under the Gnome with the fishing rod.
The gnome has gone!
Is he a rolling Gnome then ?
Someone pinched him or did you sell him down the market you naughty boy! "
Shhhhhhh don't tell me Mum |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it?"
well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol  x pussy |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy"
Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...? |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy
Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?"
Dont like eggs either    |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy
Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?
Dont like eggs either "
OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like?  |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy
Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?
Dont like eggs either
OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like? "
Thats better |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy
Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?
Dont like eggs either
OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like?
Thats better "
Would you like a Sausage with that? |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy
Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?
Dont like eggs either
OMG! Woman I have offered you my Sausage sooo many times and you have said NO now you dont like eggs...I have Marmite on toast if you like?
Thats better
Would you like a Sausage with that?"
veggie one ta |
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"anyone know if mrs snoggymum has returned???
She's off out to play with Wild Billl I think.
no, Bill's having a ho-down in the barn with Jane  "
Is it that Two Bit Ho? |
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"Funny enough have a sausage sandwich with Tom sauce here at the mo and there is one going cos the old bag ain't home who wants it? well if your offering your sausage i wouldnt say no lol x pussy
Oooo just done a big pan of Breakfast ones...Do you want an egg as well...?"
lol an egg too im being spoiled lol |
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