the meek ones would be in tins, a few wild ones baring their teeth around the adriatic.
maybe the leaning tower of pisa was modelled on a stack of tins, with a few columns and windows to tart it up a bit. |
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i've just rung archimedes up and aksed him what would happen to the mediterranen sea if all the tuna, sharks too i suppose, tried to swim into the med at the same time.
"don't be so fucking stupid" he said. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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But the good points to note are that all the construction has been completed ahead of time, and under budget!
For once, Britain has got it right!
Now all the individual contractors who'll work the Games from Catering, to Security and so on will fuck it all up.
I mean, my last company, Sodexo, has the catering contract! Poor buggers who have to work for them, deserve a Gold Medal!  |
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Don't get me started on this! 
I'm paying for it, won't be going to it, will be disrupted by it and being told to keep out of the way to enable the world and his wife to travel freely!
I think I'll spontaneously combust within the year! |
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i've just rung archimedes up and aksed him what would happen to the mediterranen sea if all the tuna, sharks too i suppose, tried to swim into the med at the same time.
"don't be so fucking stupid" he said. "
Archimedes!, screw him  |
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"But the good points to note are that all the construction has been completed ahead of time, and under budget!
For once, Britain has got it right!
Now all the individual contractors who'll work the Games from Catering, to Security and so on will fuck it all up.
I mean, my last company, Sodexo, has the catering contract! Poor buggers who have to work for them, deserve a Gold Medal! "
Woukld this be the budget that was set at £2.5bn or so, give or take a few £100,000,000, that rose to £9bn shortly afterwards?
anyone could come in under budget with games like that. |
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"Don't get me started on this!
I'm paying for it, won't be going to it, will be disrupted by it and being told to keep out of the way to enable the world and his wife to travel freely!
I think I'll spontaneously combust within the year! "
lucky you, lol
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i've just rung archimedes up and aksed him what would happen to the mediterranen sea if all the tuna, sharks too i suppose, tried to swim into the med at the same time.
"don't be so fucking stupid" he said.
Archimedes!, screw him "
no way, i've got principles
and debenhams vouchers too |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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the meek ones would be in tins, a few wild ones baring their teeth around the adriatic.
maybe the leaning tower of pisa was modelled on a stack of tins, with a few columns and windows to tart it up a bit. "
hmmmmm would the tide be in,or out.   |
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over a year ago
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Be fookin glad when it's all over! All media hijacked for the next year? Sheer hell.....
Watch the billions spent on that turn to billions more for upkeep of underused buildings, built in the wrong area of London to apease the PC brigade!
Transport??? What fookin transport!!! Stopping traffic to the "athletes" can get about? Fookin terrible if you ask me!
Bloody foreigners coming into the country??? Who fookin wants em?? Comin over here and taking all our seats at the games... Why not just get em to send the money they gonna spend here??? So much easier!
Legacy, what legacy??? Just a bunch of kids runnin, swimmin, cyclin and other stuff... Whats wrong with them playin on computers??? Was fookin good enough for me!!!
OK, think I got everything! Just thought I'd save the people who don't like the games having to post!  |
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"Be fookin glad when it's all over! All media hijacked for the next year? Sheer hell.....
Watch the billions spent on that turn to billions more for upkeep of underused buildings, built in the wrong area of London to apease the PC brigade!
Transport??? What fookin transport!!! Stopping traffic to the "athletes" can get about? Fookin terrible if you ask me!
Bloody foreigners coming into the country??? Who fookin wants em?? Comin over here and taking all our seats at the games... Why not just get em to send the money they gonna spend here??? So much easier!
Legacy, what legacy??? Just a bunch of kids runnin, swimmin, cyclin and other stuff... Whats wrong with them playin on computers??? Was fookin good enough for me!!!
OK, think I got everything! Just thought I'd save the people who don't like the games having to post! "
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the meek ones would be in tins, a few wild ones baring their teeth around the adriatic.
maybe the leaning tower of pisa was modelled on a stack of tins, with a few columns and windows to tart it up a bit.
hmmmmm would the tide be in,or out. "
what time of day are you talking?
bet they won't pay 20 euros for an umbrella hire either. |
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Legacy?
A pound to a penny that if you went swimming on a Saturday morning after the gamesthe frigging diving boards would be out of use. Typical.
Entrepreneurial idea:
Tuna rides, come and get yer tuna rides.
200m Tuna races, with speedo clad jockeys. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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the meek ones would be in tins, a few wild ones baring their teeth around the adriatic.
maybe the leaning tower of pisa was modelled on a stack of tins, with a few columns and windows to tart it up a bit.
hmmmmm would the tide be in,or out.
what time of day are you talking?
bet they won't pay 20 euros for an umbrella hire either. "
say 10-11ish.
10% discount for all fish,so it's really only 18 euros.
except mackerel,they wrecked the place last year.
ok say 12ish. |
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bet they won't pay 20 euros for an umbrella hire either.
say 10-11ish.
10% discount for all fish,so it's really only 18 euros.
except mackerel,they wrecked the place last year.
ok say 12ish. "
yep, tide is out that day at 12
guiseppe, who's more approachable than his dad archibaldymedes, said he'll do a cheaper rate for the herrings if they'll lie in a diagonal shaped pattern, head to tail, tail to head
and saucy, one last thing..... no cod pieces this time lol
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"Ban the lot...
Except the swimming and diving... More close-ups and slow motion before they dive on crotch shots"
Alternatively, if pissing by the roadside was an Olympic sport we may have a medal prospect. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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bet they won't pay 20 euros for an umbrella hire either.
say 10-11ish.
10% discount for all fish,so it's really only 18 euros.
except mackerel,they wrecked the place last year.
ok say 12ish.
yep, tide is out that day at 12
guiseppe, who's more approachable than his dad archibaldymedes, said he'll do a cheaper rate for the herrings if they'll lie in a diagonal shaped pattern, head to tail, tail to head
and saucy, one last thing..... no cod pieces this time lol
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it takes a 29lb cod to cover my modesty,so that'll be a weight off.
although i will miss the gammy's.
friggin herring,bet they're allowed to smoke as well.grrrrrrrr
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talking of cod, i'd rather have haddock, so i went in the chippy as you do
and asked for haddock and chips, as normal folks do like and the guy said "we have no haddock",
i said "Ok i'll have a special haddock and chips, please,"
getting exasperated he said "we are out of haddock", so i said "Well i'll just have the haddock then, forget about the chips"
then he glares at me an says "mushy, spell haddock without an F"
so i said "but there is no F in haddock"
"Finally, praise the lord" he says
Not going back there in a hurry. What a plaice.
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over a year ago
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talking of cod, i'd rather have haddock, so i went in the chippy as you do
and asked for haddock and chips, as normal folks do like and the guy said "we have no haddock",
i said "Ok i'll have a special haddock and chips, please,"
getting exasperated he said "we are out of haddock", so i said "Well i'll just have the haddock then, forget about the chips"
then he glares at me an says "mushy, spell haddock without an F"
so i said "but there is no F in haddock"
"Finally, praise the lord" he says
Not going back there in a hurry. What a plaice.
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Yea, the guy was a dab hand and left you floundering!  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"this all sounds a bit fishy to me.
i'm willing to bet,there was f in haddock.
there's always one aint there, takes a serious thread off topic
spose thats a result of the credit crunchie"
Hey! Remember you moved off the thread, by mentioning Tuna fish!
Or had you forgotten, as it was that far back?
Nurse, he's out wandering again! 
Get him back to his ward |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"this all sounds a bit fishy to me.
i'm willing to bet,there was f in haddock.
there's always one aint there, takes a serious thread off topic
spose thats a result of the credit crunchie"
aw cmon mushy,dont go all pink salmon on me.
oh and dont bring up the credit crunch,
fishy will be on in a minute,
oops i mean wishy. |
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