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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would be interesting to see what it's like to walk with a pair of balls dangling down my legs, and all that body hair I'd have some fun and a lot of pain waxing it all off.xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would lay on the deck chair, expecting chilled beer to be served every now and again 
- Mrs. J -
Mr.e. has it good "
You tell him; he doesn't believe me; he thinks it is the norm 
- Mrs. J - |
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"Even though im intrigued what it would be like, id be like a baby elephant playing with my trunk if i had a cock for a day....but then isnt that what most men do?
Boo x"
I second this, would also see if I could windmill it front of a mirror
Then I'd join fab and enjoy the silence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd spend all day playing on the xbox and scratch my bollocks now and again "
As a compromise, you are welcome to come to my house while I play on xbox and you can scratch my bollocks every now and again |
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Discover what a full inbox of messages is like; have a laugh at some of the 'FAF's and such like; go for Gold on Page 1 Hot Pics; wet myself laughing when I've morphed back to a guy the next day, then answer some of the aforementioned messages........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things."
No, you got it all wrong. Whilst hard it is difficult to try and piss straight  |
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"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things.
No, you got it all wrong. Whilst hard it is difficult to try and piss straight "
This is why you must practise doing handstands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a joke answer. I'd like to experience being on a period. So I can actually relate to it when I'm back to being a bloke. I've always tried to be sympathetic to ex GF's etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go out for a drink and finally figure out why women go in twos is there a secret universe in a toilet that when women go in to in twos.
The women can no longer go in alone ever again?.
Also say man I feel like a women and it be true lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things.
No, you got it all wrong. Whilst hard it is difficult to try and piss straight
This is why you must practise doing handstands."
The things you know! Have you done this before? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also go though labour pain and be able to compare a kick to balls caudr studies say a kick to the balls is like giving birth one hund_ed times at once but the pain of kick to the balls only lasts a short time and studies also say if pain was longer than a hour the pin would be so unsaleable you would die.
At least if I went though labour I could compare both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things."
It is not as long as you think it is, gentlemen; stand up closer
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"I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman "
Now you mention it... I'd like to experience the male orgasm... To see how different it feels!! And also to finally understand why hangovers make men so damn horny!! On the very rare occasion I'm hungover I just want to cry and beg the marching band to stop leading clog dancing elephants though my head  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman
Now you mention it... I'd like to experience the male orgasm... To see how different it feels!! And also to finally understand why hangovers make men so damn horny!! On the very rare occasion I'm hungover I just want to cry and beg the marching band to stop leading clog dancing elephants though my head "
Good point, I don't understand the hangover horn thing either! It's just an excuse I reckon! |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I'd love to have a cock for the day. I'd like to know how it feels to grow hard in someone's mouth. I'd probably fuck a watermelon and tuck it between my legs so, ironically, I looked like a woman
Now you mention it... I'd like to experience the male orgasm... To see how different it feels!! And also to finally understand why hangovers make men so damn horny!! On the very rare occasion I'm hungover I just want to cry and beg the marching band to stop leading clog dancing elephants though my head "
Trade secret: We also have the marching band leading clog dancing elephants though our heads. We just have to deal with being horny at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd play with my cock all day and stick it in random things to see how if feels
I'd open my drawers and see that the magic fairy had washed and pressed all my clothes.
I'd sit at the dinner table and wait for my dinner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd play with my cock all day and stick it in random things to see how if feels
I'd open my drawers and see that the magic fairy had washed and pressed all my clothes.
I'd sit at the dinner table and wait for my dinner."
Behave. It's not a magic fairy. It's my mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try running with them boobies and not give myself black eyes?
All the strapping...you have seen all the strapping.
You guys have it so easy"
Running with a cock and balls isn't easy either. Admittedly I'm not in danger of facial injuries but they get in the way though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If like to see if it's as hard as blokes seem to make it to piss in the actual toilet and not on the floor/wall/other bathroomy things.
This I want to do this. Why do they piss EVERYWHERE??"
Some of us have been trained 
We even wipe ourselves afterwards rather than shake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd wash the cars..cut the grass..paint the garden fence..clean the gutters..
Oh no I'd waken up a woman would'nt I??
I'd go shopping for bags and shoes and moan about my man not washing the cars..cutting the grass..blah..blah..
Sorry ladies
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
cheshire |
"What would you do?
Bit of imagination / banter besides the obvious sexual responses.
Id win an argument !!!
Biker"
i would change into my wife. And then suck her husband all day n fuck the hell out of him. Lol ???? |
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