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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just think ladies, when we finally hang up our stockings and heels and stop gushing and squirting and having mind blowing orgasms, all is not lost.
We can join the WI and make jams, cakes and learn to knit scarves and woolly mittens. They even have outings, so instead of going to Chams in corset and heels, and shagging on the round bed in the orgy room, we can visit Pottery and Ceramic shops and for the thirst for knowledge types amongst us, they also organise guest speakers, so we can listen to a hour long lecture on how to get your windows sparkling and how to defront a freezer quickly.
Im really looking forward to it, I cant wait. Men with hard cocks in their hands begging us for sex will be a thing of the past  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Maybe you could become a Guest Speaker and tell all the WI ladies about your youth and those bygone days of debauchery and lewdness...... That would make the edges of their cucumber sandwiches curl  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time...I am visualising the jams, and cakes, the flower arrangements, the bring and buy stalls... the guest speakers talking about embroidery and quilting... wow...
Brilliantly funny..can you imagine a movie on the topic of ex fabs swingers???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Doesnt have to be just sweet things of course, they also make savoury dishes.
Im looking forward to making my own sausages, modelling them on my double ender - well you have to have template dont you |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Doesnt have to be just sweet things of course, they also make savoury dishes.
Im looking forward to making my own sausages, modelling them on my double ender - well you have to have template dont you "
this is bringing tears (of joy) to my eyes....;-) |
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"Doesnt have to be just sweet things of course, they also make savoury dishes.
Im looking forward to making my own sausages, modelling them on my double ender - well you have to have template dont you "
All we need know is Lonny Donnegan singing Cumberland Gap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i know none of my fab friends are going to beleieve this but i was a member of the WI in a previous life !!!and i was lady captain at t my golf club !!!...honestly i was !! |
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