"Why are they so good?
I'm dunking a hob nob in my tea.
Life is good  "
I'd love to share a good hob Nob with you.
AJ
** gets coat picks up the cheese and heads for the door, looks back, sighs, and slowly walks away **  |
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over a year ago
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"Why are they so good?
I'm dunking a hob nob in my tea.
Life is good
Id rather dunk my hob nob in you
Smooth 
In my little love cup (of tea) "
I think I just found my new favourite fetish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hob nobs have magical powers. It's science.
As an unqualified scientist I agree that they are indeed magical  "
The next step to becoming qualified is to say 'I concur' instead of 'I agree'... you're practically there   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I give an honorable mention to the Belgian chocolate shortbread in sainsburys. Possibly not a biscuit in the strictest sense, but a player nonetheless. "
It's not my thread, but I can't see any reason why not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good 
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird. "
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!"
I appreciate your honesty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty "
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a fresh tin of luxury Scotties shortbread here, who wants one ????
Nooooooo shortbread is the devil of biscuits. 
Saaaaaayy whaaaaaat "
Surely the devil of biscuits is the fig roll |
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over a year ago
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"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better "
No, but I certainly shall |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better "
I always get a pack of real maple biscuits when I visit friends in Canada.
I was eating a KitKat once and the hot secretary came over and asked for a finger. When she realised what she had said she then ran back to her desk.
Yes, I did give her a finger.
And a bit of the KitKat.
Biscuits are so nice to eat. I could go through a packet at a time of some. |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
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"Got a fresh tin of luxury Scotties shortbread here, who wants one ????
Nooooooo shortbread is the devil of biscuits. "
What? Lies! Shortbread is delicious.
I have a pack of Tesco's Finest Triple Chocolate Shortbread here. Unfortunately, it's not sugared, but they did slightly over cook it so it's nice and crisp |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Got a fresh tin of luxury Scotties shortbread here, who wants one ????
Nooooooo shortbread is the devil of biscuits.
What? Lies! Shortbread is delicious.
I have a pack of Tesco's Finest Triple Chocolate Shortbread here. Unfortunately, it's not sugared, but they did slightly over cook it so it's nice and crisp"
Is that the stuff with the milk, dark and white chunks of chocolate in? I can literally eat all 4 in the pack myself so good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better
I always get a pack of real maple biscuits when I visit friends in Canada.
I was eating a KitKat once and the hot secretary came over and asked for a finger. When she realised what she had said she then ran back to her desk.
Yes, I did give her a finger.
And a bit of the KitKat.
Biscuits are so nice to eat. I could go through a packet at a time of some."
I'm so buying a couple of packs when I'm next there!
They're simply deliscious  |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Got a fresh tin of luxury Scotties shortbread here, who wants one ????
Nooooooo shortbread is the devil of biscuits.
What? Lies! Shortbread is delicious.
I have a pack of Tesco's Finest Triple Chocolate Shortbread here. Unfortunately, it's not sugared, but they did slightly over cook it so it's nice and crisp
Is that the stuff with the milk, dark and white chunks of chocolate in? I can literally eat all 4 in the pack myself so good!"
Yeah.
It was hellish when I worked in the baker of a Tesco's having to bake them and all the cookies and then package them up. |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better
I always get a pack of real maple biscuits when I visit friends in Canada.
I was eating a KitKat once and the hot secretary came over and asked for a finger. When she realised what she had said she then ran back to her desk.
Yes, I did give her a finger.
And a bit of the KitKat.
Biscuits are so nice to eat. I could go through a packet at a time of some.
I'm so buying a couple of packs when I'm next there!
They're simply deliscious "
The ones shaped like a maple leaf?
Sofuckinggood! |
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over a year ago
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"Got a fresh tin of luxury Scotties shortbread here, who wants one ????
Nooooooo shortbread is the devil of biscuits.
Saaaaaayy whaaaaaat
Surely the devil of biscuits is the fig roll"
Oh no, I love a fig roll x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got a fresh tin of luxury Scotties shortbread here, who wants one ????
Nooooooo shortbread is the devil of biscuits.
Saaaaaayy whaaaaaat
Surely the devil of biscuits is the fig roll
Oh no, I love a fig roll x "
I love em too!
Wagon wheels are devil biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't had a biscuit of any kind in so long
I stopped myself having them...i ate them too much
Come eat my biscuits "
I just spat my coffee out
You've not done anything to them have you?
Bring them along to Manchester  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better
I always get a pack of real maple biscuits when I visit friends in Canada.
I was eating a KitKat once and the hot secretary came over and asked for a finger. When she realised what she had said she then ran back to her desk.
Yes, I did give her a finger.
And a bit of the KitKat.
Biscuits are so nice to eat. I could go through a packet at a time of some.
I'm so buying a couple of packs when I'm next there!
They're simply deliscious
The ones shaped like a maple leaf?
Sofuckinggood!"
Yes you can buy them at the airport, they have no filling but omg they're so good you question their existence! |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better
I always get a pack of real maple biscuits when I visit friends in Canada.
I was eating a KitKat once and the hot secretary came over and asked for a finger. When she realised what she had said she then ran back to her desk.
Yes, I did give her a finger.
And a bit of the KitKat.
Biscuits are so nice to eat. I could go through a packet at a time of some.
I'm so buying a couple of packs when I'm next there!
They're simply deliscious
The ones shaped like a maple leaf?
Sofuckinggood!
Yes you can buy them at the airport, they have no filling but omg they're so good you question their existence!"
I usually get the ones with the filling.
Then proceed to eat them all myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better
I always get a pack of real maple biscuits when I visit friends in Canada.
I was eating a KitKat once and the hot secretary came over and asked for a finger. When she realised what she had said she then ran back to her desk.
Yes, I did give her a finger.
And a bit of the KitKat.
Biscuits are so nice to eat. I could go through a packet at a time of some.
I'm so buying a couple of packs when I'm next there!
They're simply deliscious
The ones shaped like a maple leaf?
Sofuckinggood!
Yes you can buy them at the airport, they have no filling but omg they're so good you question their existence!
I usually get the ones with the filling.
Then proceed to eat them all myself."
Obviously, they have the too good to be shared status |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I tried hobnobs once, they're not too good
Like, actual Hob Nobs? Are you sure they weren't off? Weird.
Yep chocolate hobnobs and biscuit hobnobs, blurgh!
I appreciate your honesty
Have you tried maple syrup biscuits?
They're like hobnobs but 1000 times better
I always get a pack of real maple biscuits when I visit friends in Canada.
I was eating a KitKat once and the hot secretary came over and asked for a finger. When she realised what she had said she then ran back to her desk.
Yes, I did give her a finger.
And a bit of the KitKat.
Biscuits are so nice to eat. I could go through a packet at a time of some.
I'm so buying a couple of packs when I'm next there!
They're simply deliscious
The ones shaped like a maple leaf?
Sofuckinggood!
Yes you can buy them at the airport, they have no filling but omg they're so good you question their existence!
I usually get the ones with the filling.
Then proceed to eat them all myself.
Obviously, they have the too good to be shared status "
Now I want a pack... might have to get one of my Canadian friends to send some over. |
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over a year ago
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"I haven't had a biscuit of any kind in so long
I stopped myself having them...i ate them too much
Come eat my biscuits
I just spat my coffee out
You've not done anything to them have you?
Bring them along to Manchester "
Of course not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Come eat my biscuits
I just spat my coffee out
You've not done anything to them have you?
Bring them along to Manchester
Of course not "
Good...you don't need to come up with nefarious plans to trap me.
All you need to do is *muffled out by passing helicopter* and I wouldn't want to leave.
I'll bring my homemade chocolate biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got a fresh tin of luxury Scotties shortbread here, who wants one ????
Nooooooo shortbread is the devil of biscuits.
Saaaaaayy whaaaaaat
Surely the devil of biscuits is the fig roll
Oh no, I love a fig roll x "
I love fig rolls. Great cycling food. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...Come eat my biscuits
I just spat my coffee out
You've not done anything to them have you?
Bring them along to Manchester
Of course not
Good...you don't need to come up with nefarious plans to trap me.
All you need to do is *muffled out by passing helicopter* and I wouldn't want to leave.
I'll bring my homemade chocolate biscuits "
Damn it im just gonna have to try EVERYTHING til I find it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Come eat my biscuits
I just spat my coffee out
You've not done anything to them have you?
Bring them along to Manchester
Of course not
Good...you don't need to come up with nefarious plans to trap me.
All you need to do is *muffled out by passing helicopter* and I wouldn't want to leave.
I'll bring my homemade chocolate biscuits
Damn it im just gonna have to try EVERYTHING til I find it! "
I dare you to try |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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Dark Chocolate Hob Nobs
M & S raspberry cream fingers
McVities Fruit Shortcake
Bourbon
Custard Cream
Shorties
Malted Milk
Fox's Viennese Fingers
I try not to buy biscuits anymore as it makes me drink too much coffee dunking them until they've gone , oh and the Fig Roll is the bastard red headed step child of the biscuit world |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...Come eat my biscuits
I just spat my coffee out
You've not done anything to them have you?
Bring them along to Manchester
Of course not
Good...you don't need to come up with nefarious plans to trap me.
All you need to do is *muffled out by passing helicopter* and I wouldn't want to leave.
I'll bring my homemade chocolate biscuits
Damn it im just gonna have to try EVERYTHING til I find it!
I dare you to try "
Challenge accepted |
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over a year ago
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"Chocolate malted milk"
Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttt?? This is a revelation to me. I'm gonna have to go to the 24 hour Tesco (other 24 hour supermarkets available) on my way home from work tonight. |
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over a year ago
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"I kinda feel I'm letting this thread down just now.
I'm eating a carrot instead of a biscuit.
Carrots are awesome to eat though. You don't hear a rabbit complaining about them"
Get off my thread  |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
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"I kinda feel I'm letting this thread down just now.
I'm eating a carrot instead of a biscuit.
Carrots are awesome to eat though. You don't hear a rabbit complaining about them
Get off my thread "
But I thought we were friends |
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"I kinda feel I'm letting this thread down just now.
I'm eating a carrot instead of a biscuit.
Carrots are awesome to eat though. You don't hear a rabbit complaining about them
Get off my thread
But I thought we were friends "
You know the rules! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Come eat my biscuits
I just spat my coffee out
You've not done anything to them have you?
Bring them along to Manchester
Of course not
Good...you don't need to come up with nefarious plans to trap me.
All you need to do is *muffled out by passing helicopter* and I wouldn't want to leave.
I'll bring my homemade chocolate biscuits
Damn it im just gonna have to try EVERYTHING til I find it!
I dare you to try
Challenge accepted "
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over a year ago
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"I kinda feel I'm letting this thread down just now.
I'm eating a carrot instead of a biscuit.
Carrots are awesome to eat though. You don't hear a rabbit complaining about them
Get off my thread
But I thought we were friends
You know the rules! "
I'm hanging my head in shame |
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"Chocolate malted milk
Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttt?? This is a revelation to me. I'm gonna have to go to the 24 hour Tesco (other 24 hour supermarkets available) on my way home from work tonight. "
elkes are the best variety |
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"Dark Chocolate Hob Nobs
M & S raspberry cream fingers
McVities Fruit Shortcake
Bourbon
Custard Cream
Shorties
Malted Milk
Fox's Viennese Fingers
I try not to buy biscuits anymore as it makes me drink too much coffee dunking them until they've gone , oh and the Fig Roll is the bastard red headed step child of the biscuit world "
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"Oooo those extra special cookies with double chocolate and hazelnut.
About a pound more than regular biscuits but sooooo worth it "
Have you tried M&S cookies?
The chunky Belgian ones make me turn full Homer Simpson |
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"Why are they so good?
I'm dunking a hob nob in my tea.
Life is good "
In my book , any biscuit is a good biscuit but I'd much sooner eat pie
Especially yours Miss Hop
Yum , yum |
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"Why are they so good?
I'm dunking a hob nob in my tea.
Life is good
In my book , any biscuit is a good biscuit but I'd much sooner eat pie
Especially yours Miss Hop
Yum , yum "
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"Oooo those extra special cookies with double chocolate and hazelnut.
About a pound more than regular biscuits but sooooo worth it
Have you tried M&S cookies?
The chunky Belgian ones make me turn full Homer Simpson "
I haven't and i daren't now!
I'm trying to be good and i could see a whole packet disappearing |
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"I'm extremely happy with a mug of Yorkshire tea and chocolate digestives
Wife material.
Oh shush "
Any woman who is that easily pleased and has good taste in tea AND biscuits must be wife material. |
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Have you tried those new ones ,,,,, "clitoris creams" once on your tongue , you want to eat the whole box !!!!! ,,,lol |
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