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The whingey whiney (but just for fun!) I can't get a meet thread! :-)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!
Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!
Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please  tA!
So why won't YOU meet the poster above!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!
Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!
Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please tA!
So why won't YOU meet the poster above!? "
Because you have a better tan than me x |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!
Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!
Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please tA!
So why won't YOU meet the poster above!? "
Have you seen his knees?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok we've all seen the whiney 'why can't I get a meet?' threads so here's a chance to tell the poster above EXACTLY why you won't meet them!
Keep your reasons fun (of course!) and possibly outrageous!
Play nicely and no deliberate skipping please tA!
So why won't YOU meet the poster above!?
Have you seen his knees?! "
Because she's not into exchaning pics and vids  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you look like you have bad breath.
Because one's a myth (obviously not real) and the other's a legend and I couldn't compete!!
Hes a guy  "
The England top  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you look like you have bad breath.
Because one's a myth (obviously not real) and the other's a legend and I couldn't compete!!
Hes a guy
The England top "
Because bunny you have the same coloured butt plug as me  |
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"Have you SEEN behind Unicornseekers fridge!? 
Too far to go for a game of pool and a pint.
His shirt will outshine my pretty dress 
Way, way, WAY to far away. "
Looks like gus fring from breaking bad in one of his pics... If you look from a distance, squinting lots..
Boo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't get a meet with someone I'm attracted to 
Because all those fans would blow me away
Simply really,
I don't meet Menbecause he is a man"
Nicely skipped |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A few inadvertently missed out through simultaneous postings so:
3sum queen : I want her all for myself and not have to share!
Elpis : because we HATE each other! (*in joke!  )
lois49 : she's right. Don't like that shirt!!
Person above : Elpis again - ah she's not so bad!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few inadvertently missed out through simultaneous postings so:
3sum queen : I want her all for myself and not have to share!
Elpis : because we HATE each other! (*in joke! )
lois49 : she's right. Don't like that shirt!!
Person above : Elpis again - ah she's not so bad!
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Dan ... you've got a Fab shaped cock... i prefer a Rocket... soz love |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Aliceinwunderland accidently missed - blatantly lies! says she's 'somewhere near me' but she isn't! Such a disappointment for a lad!
Person above - nsafuntime IS near me! but neither of us are into sausage! |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Cos he's a dude and has a willy
I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste
I expect royalties from its use
Because they are well outside my 30 mile limit! "
Outside of my 30 mile limit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through! |
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through! "
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch. |
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch."
She made me wax her balloon knot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot "
Honey is very moreish, I'm afraid I'd eat myself into a coma |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot "
Gar too staid and plain! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos he's a dude and has a willy
I'm just going to steal this as my standard copy and paste
Claims to be a queen but no crown in her pics
Boo x "
I like a challenge. In the process of being fixed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch."
Ffs!! You said you liked rubber!! 
And when you said squirter, I didn't imagine it would be them lil volcanos erupting either... |
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
Ffs!! You said you liked rubber!!
And when you said squirter, I didn't imagine it would be them lil volcanos erupting either... "
He doesn't show his Willy because he has a micro penis.
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot
Gar too staid and plain!"
Grumpy as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot
Gar too staid and plain!
Grumpy as fuck"
C...
C...
No I can't do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot
Gar too staid and plain!
Grumpy as fuck
C...
C...
No I can't do it "
Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot
Gar too staid and plain!
Grumpy as fuck
C...
C...
No I can't do it
Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy. "
Is be too scared they'd not let me go home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot
Gar too staid and plain!
Grumpy as fuck
C...
C...
No I can't do it
Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy.
Is be too scared they'd not let me go home "
Our basement is quite comfy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that when I send a message asking why a lady has deleted my message without reading it, that message gets deleted without being read?!! If she would just take the time to read my lovingly copied and pasted faf request, I feel sure that she would meet me whilst I am passing through!
Because last time we met he spend 3 hours popping my boils.... It was not sexy.
Plus... I've always hated Baywatch.
She made me wax her balloon knot
Gar too staid and plain!
Grumpy as fuck
C...
C...
No I can't do it
Couldn't possible meet someone whose tool belt was so untidy.
Is be too scared they'd not let me go home "
Wouldnt want to leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan
Because I can't send you the nice message you seek re your status. "
One person laughing at me I'm used to, not sure I could handle two |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan
Because I can't send you the nice message you seek re your status.
One person laughing at me I'm used to, not sure I could handle two "
He wears boxers with lemons on them!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dan Berks - I'm jealous of his tan
Because I can't send you the nice message you seek re your status.
One person laughing at me I'm used to, not sure I could handle two
He wears boxers with lemons on them!! "
He is jolly stripy and i have a zebra allergy |
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"just one night- i think i spot a nemo pillow there... can't meet, you'd throw me out cause is try to steal it!!"
(Hee hee heeeey!!  )
Hot..... damn......
Sorry love, can't meet, I'm already done over your photos... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"just one night- i think i spot a nemo pillow there... can't meet, you'd throw me out cause is try to steal it!!
The smell of Lilly's makes me feel sick!!!"
Lilac bedsheets clash with my lilywhite skin!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Geminiman.
Dude. If we had sex and I was to wear your shirt in a sexy 'let me wear your shirt' type of way. I'd look stupid. Your much taller than me. I'd look like I'd dressed up as a ghost like ET did for Halloween in the film. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Geminiman.
Dude. If we had sex and I was to wear your shirt in a sexy 'let me wear your shirt' type of way. I'd look stupid. Your much taller than me. I'd look like I'd dressed up as a ghost like ET did for Halloween in the film. "
Misterbee is more likely to spend the time making me laugh than getting down and dirty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Geminis and Leos don't usually get on well I think!
You look a little like Gok Wan I'd worry my fashion sense ( lack of) would be criticised "
I'm scared after seeing what you did to your teddy bear |
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