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"Fairly straight, with glans that's proportional, about 9-10" but happy for less or more. Even skin tone. Foreskin retracts naturally and easily or cut. Obviously on the right guy, else it's wasted"
Have to agree with all that....plus..
Parallel sided, not tapered, big bell end, length in proportion to girth, not stubby, no long thin floppy hosepipe jobbies,  |
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I like to think mine is good enough (take a look at my pics) :p no such thing as a perfect penis, completely subjective to the other person. I've had lots of compliments though so I can't complain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone remember that film The Perfect Storm? I kinda imagine a news reporter stood earnestly commentating on willy descriptions and finishing the report with... "The Perfect Penis!" 
But it is kinda hot out today and that may just be the dehydration affecting me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont think it's very 'typical' for there to be a perfect penis, what is a perfect vagina, ? Perfect world? Just makes people feel less 'normal' when these threads come up.
Just my opinion though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there such thing as a "Perfect" one?
Different people, different situations, different days. Unless you have a Swiss Army Dick, you're not going meet all situations  |
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One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.
If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One that is attached to someone you really want to bounce on 
Whenever someone mentions bouncing on a penis I imagine it snapping 
Ending up with swollen balls like spacehoppers "
I don't want my penis to snap  |
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"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.
If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."
so a Robot
What about the men that wants to mush your face into the pillow and your hands tied up...huh?  |
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"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.
If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner.
so a Robot
What about the men that wants to mush your face into the pillow and your hands tied up...huh? "
If they can do that too then great! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.
If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."
Haha this is pretty brilliant. fair play ... fair play! |
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"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.
If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."
Nope, can you be a bit more specific? |
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"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?  "
My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.
Yes, I've put some thought into this!   |
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"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?
My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.
Yes, I've put some thought into this! "
What's the point of a perfect penis if the owner is a twat? However, the above sounds quite ideal. I'll take two please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?
My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.
Yes, I've put some thought into this! "
what you think of mine lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?
My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.
Yes, I've put some thought into this! "
haha you have. . I more than fit that criteria apart from I shit out on the bend towards the body. I am totally straight h |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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Everyone has different preferences and there is no such thing as perfect.
Personally I like average length but with a thick girth, uncut, and you know some guys have that big vein on the underside? I like that to but not veiny all over. Oh and it has to be attached to a man who fits my preferences and who manscapes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?
My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.
Yes, I've put some thought into this!
What's the point of a perfect penis if the owner is a twat? However, the above sounds quite ideal. I'll take two please "
Agreed! But the OP asked for opinion on a perfect penis? I interpreted that to mean a physical description...
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"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?
My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the
Yes, I've put some thought into this!
What's the point of a perfect penis if the owner is a twat? However, the above sounds quite ideal. I'll take two please "
Now should I send photgraphic evidence .... |
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
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"woman have different opinions on this .. so ladies what does tickle your fancies ?
My perfect would be even shaft thickness, top to bottom. With the exception for a slightly fatter head. 7-8", uncircumcised. Slight curve back towards the body.
Yes, I've put some thought into this! what you think of mine lol "
. My mrs wudnt say no. ??. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"haha you have. . I more than fit that criteria apart from I shit out on the bend towards the body. I am totally straight haha "
A curve cock is quite sweet on the g-spot
You do look pretty good on the criteria though... had to have a glance |
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"One that cooks, cleans, makes a fuss of me, likes the same kind of music as me, can morph into chocolate and then back again, doesn't mind it if I tell it to back off as I'm not in the mood, isn't fussed when I'm on my period.
If the bloke it's attached to is a looker then we're on to a winner."
What if there's a woman like that? |
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Those ladies suggesting they'll let everyone know when they find it.... willing volunteer over here. Evidence in profile pics... very willing to use one of those 'clone a willy' kits too so you can 'keep me at home' so to speak. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Girthy. I saw one on Tumblr earlier that made my fanny contract just by looking at it "
Haha this is brilliant.. I wonder if mine has ever had that effect |
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"Girthy. I saw one on Tumblr earlier that made my fanny contract just by looking at it
Surely if it's girthy, that's the last thing it should do "
oh yes, the very last thing it should do |
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"haha you have. . I more than fit that criteria apart from I shit out on the bend towards the body. I am totally straight haha
A curve cock is quite sweet on the g-spot
You do look pretty good on the criteria though... had to have a glance "
Haha thanks you say all the right things. I had a cheeky peek myself and you arnt looking to bad yourself . rather sexy if truth be told.. I can still be sweet on the g-spot |
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