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very good Swing!!
Anyway - here I am, handing over my weekly subs. Looking forlorn and unmeetable as usual! | |||
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" very good Swing!!
Anyway - here I am, handing over my weekly subs. Looking forlorn and unmeetable as usual! "Welcome in sir. We've got a new wingback chair on order for you. Smoking jacket to go with it of course. | |||
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"I'm delighted to be part of the club again
"And we are delighted to have you again | |||
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"Excellent, back in again. At least in with good company x "if we were 'good', we wouldn't be here again. | |||
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"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? " Of course you can. It's easy to get in here. Just zero meets in 30 days. Getting out, that's the problem. I hope he can come up with a song for that one. | |||
"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? Of course you can. It's easy to get in here. Just zero meets in 30 days. Getting out, that's the problem. I hope he can come up with a song for that one. "*sings* ....."you can check out any time but you can never leave..." | |||
"Excellent, back in again. At least in with good company x
if we were 'good', we wouldn't be here again. "Semantics, we're a fine group of people then. | |||
"Excellent, back in again. At least in with good company x
if we were 'good', we wouldn't be here again.
Semantics, we're a fine group of people then. "Yes we are | |||
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"I'm crying again.............laughing this time though " thank ee ma'am | |||
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"Excellent, back in again. At least in with good company x
if we were 'good', we wouldn't be here again.
Semantics, we're a fine group of people then.
Yes we are "yes, And don't let anyone tell you different. | |||
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"Morning fellow unmeatables . Is there a secret handshake ? "Men greet women by squeezing their boobs in a comedy 'honk honk' type of way. Women greet men by grabbing cock and doing a Indiana Jones whipping action. The reaction from both sexes is quite hilarious. | |||
"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? " As a member I would hope not since you don't meet according to your profile!  | |||
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"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? As a member I would hope not since you don't meet according to your profile! "Did Seeside train you? | |||
"We qualify for this now Boo x" If youd like to leave the club, how are you at indiana jones whipping actions ? | |||
"We qualify for this now Boo x" Welcome along. Hopefully we can find you a victim er meet | |||
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"I don't qualify after Saturday lol " Rule 2 is always there | |||
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"I don't qualify after Saturday lol " Show off. | |||
"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? As a member I would hope not since you don't meet according to your profile! "We're obviously not getting a great deal out of Fab so the last thing I'd want is Attentionistas taking over and robbing us of the one thing we have got. | |||
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"*hands in permanent Rule 1 registration form* Can I have a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich sent over to the grumpy corner, please?" Brown or red sauce sir? | |||
"Oh that's genuinely fantastic. Well done Swing! You've amused a hard to impress sort greatly. I'm in under rule 3. " thank you  | |||
"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? As a member I would hope not since you don't meet according to your profile!
We're obviously not getting a great deal out of Fab so the last thing I'd want is Attentionistas taking over and robbing us of the one thing we have got."You've got us Doc. You've got us. | |||
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"I was going to join but it's turned into a clique "
How very dare you?!
You are welcome any time | |||
"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? As a member I would hope not since you don't meet according to your profile!
We're obviously not getting a great deal out of Fab so the last thing I'd want is Attentionistas taking over and robbing us of the one thing we have got.
You've got us Doc. You've got us. "Cheers, we just need to keep the club pure, it's all some of us have got! | |||
"Excellent, back in again. At least in with good company x
if we were 'good', we wouldn't be here again.
Semantics, we're a fine group of people then.
Yes we are yes, And don't let anyone tell you different. "Yes sir, understood and noted for future reference x | |||
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"In under rule 2, damn. "Good work Sir and welcome | |||
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"I'm not mentioned ?? Therefore can I not join ? As a member I would hope not since you don't meet according to your profile!
We're obviously not getting a great deal out of Fab so the last thing I'd want is Attentionistas taking over and robbing us of the one thing we have got.
You've got us Doc. You've got us.
Cheers, we just need to keep the club pure, it's all some of us have got!"Haha. Nothing is pure here. You should know this if you were a true believer.  | |||
"I'm not mentioned either so I'll just go back to my bed and cry. I'm free to meet non-members of the clique club today or tonight though. "I couldn't find anything to scan with your name even dropping the 2000 part  | |||
"I might post a social and see if I can find a willing victim "That's the spirit! We will get someone meeting one day | |||
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"I was going to join but it's turned into a clique "I didn't get named either | |||
"*hands in permanent Rule 1 registration form* Can I have a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich sent over to the grumpy corner, please? Brown or red sauce sir? "English mustard, thank you, I'm not a barbarian. | |||
"I was going to join but it's turned into a clique
I didn't get named either "When you get a birthday thread. That's your initiation into a clique, so don't sweat it. It's more exclusive than it looks. *you bastards ignored my birthday, I won't forget it. | |||
"I was going to join but it's turned into a clique
I didn't get named either "Or me | |||
However I must hurriedly exit this thread as I do not meet its requirements! | |||
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 *insert lyrics of your choosing with your name in them*.
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"I was going to join but it's turned into a clique
I didn't get named either
When you get a birthday thread. That's your initiation into a clique, so don't sweat it. It's more exclusive than it looks.
*you bastards ignored my birthday, I won't forget it. "I got a birthday threat
But didn't get named in this. . . I feel proper left out | |||
"Here's a little ditty for all those who weren't mentioned. *insert lyrics of your choosing with your name in them*.
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I'm happy now. . Thanks Meli | |||
"Here's a little ditty for all those who weren't mentioned. *insert lyrics of your choosing with your name in them*.
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Moon on a stick some of you.
Welcome to those I've missed even the show offs with lots of meets | |||
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"Currently here under rule 2 - feeling very smug about it as well! Happy to bring others to the fun side of the island x" A most generous offer. Welcome in | |||
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"Walks in and sits down...when will we be voting on the committee? Are there refreshments? Might be a long day. "Coffee and bacon rolls are available all day. We'll have some scones in the afternoon. There is no voting here. Kim Jong Swing is in charge | |||
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"Walks in and sits down...when will we be voting on the committee? Are there refreshments? Might be a long day.
Coffee and bacon rolls are available all day.
We'll have some scones in the afternoon.
There is no voting here. Kim Jong Swing is in charge "Nice......comfort food, I shall be in all day, Thanks. | |||
"That is a delightful opening song
However I must hurriedly exit this thread as I do not meet its requirements!"Yet still entered knowingly, typical Attentionista tactic, what's happened to the founder members and supposed bastions of this august club, can anybody just stroll in and take over them? | |||
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"Can I join? Its been nearly 30 days since my one and only meet "Rule 2 is your friend | |||
"Can I join? Its been nearly 30 days since my one and only meet
Rule 2 is your friend "Please explain the rationale behind that? | |||
"I might post a social and see if I can find a willing victim
That's the spirit! We will get someone meeting one day "So posted a meet for a drink in costa this afternoon...lots of responses all offering to fuck me. Don't think that's allowed in costa...I mean I've never seen it on the menu! | |||
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"I might post a social and see if I can find a willing victim
That's the spirit! We will get someone meeting one day
So posted a meet for a drink in costa this afternoon...lots of responses all offering to fuck me. Don't think that's allowed in costa...I mean I've never seen it on the menu! "You have to be in the clique to see that menu | |||
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"Can I join? Its been nearly 30 days since my one and only meet
Rule 2 is your friend
Please explain the rationale behind that? "Rule 2 allows those who have met in the past 30 days to help out other members. Those smug folks can offer to meet other members, preferably Rule 1 members. I dream that one day everyone will be here under rule 2 | |||
"I might post a social and see if I can find a willing victim
That's the spirit! We will get someone meeting one day
So posted a meet for a drink in costa this afternoon...lots of responses all offering to fuck me. Don't think that's allowed in costa...I mean I've never seen it on the menu! "That's ordering a large coffee isn't it? My wallet feels fucked | |||
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"Can I join? Its been nearly 30 days since my one and only meet
Rule 2 is your friend
Please explain the rationale behind that?
Rule 2 allows those who have met in the past 30 days to help out other members. Those smug folks can offer to meet other members, preferably Rule 1 members.
I dream that one day everyone will be here under rule 2"I best make the most of it before my membership under rule 2 runs out then  | |||
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"Anyone want to meet up for a drink in Margate ?" Sort your club out the Attentionistas are trying to take over. Thought this was at least one place our kind could feel "special" and not second class to the smug b*****ds and pretend meeters. | |||
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"Anyone want to meet up for a drink in Margate ? Sort your club out the Attentionistas are trying to take over. Thought this was at least one place our kind could feel "special" and not second class to the smug b*****ds and pretend meeters. "I think everyone on hear Dus want to meet but cos of lokashouns its Verry hard for most of us. As for thous under roul 2. I Can't stop them posting. And to be fair thay are the 1s most likely to meet a member under roul 1. | |||
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"So many rules....confused already... Slowly turning around looking for the exit "It's easy... Rule 1 = no meets in mor than 30 days Rule 2 = have met in the larst 30 days. And socials count as meets. Witch are you ?
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"So many rules....confused already... Slowly turning around looking for the exit
It's easy...
Rule 1 = no meets in mor than 30 days
Rule 2 = have met in the larst 30 days.
And socials count as meets.
Witch are you ?
"Think you need to address the rules because they encompass everyone!!! | |||
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"I might post a social and see if I can find a willing victim
That's the spirit! We will get someone meeting one day
So posted a meet for a drink in costa this afternoon...lots of responses all offering to fuck me. Don't think that's allowed in costa...I mean I've never seen it on the menu! "If it was, I'd be up for one of their membership cards! Especially after looking at your profile pictures | |||
"So many rules....confused already... Slowly turning around looking for the exit
It's easy...
Rule 1 = no meets in mor than 30 days
Rule 2 = have met in the larst 30 days.
And socials count as meets.
Witch are you ?
Think you need to address the rules because they encompass everyone!!! "I did address them. Befor it wos onley for thos Hoo had not met befor. And it didn't seem to work. Now overs can join in with roul 2 but those under roul 2 must meet a roul 1 member or at lest offer to meet in genrall (witch thay do) The fact thay are miles away is just cos of lokashoun. And you can't change wear people live. | |||
"Have not had a meet from fab in a couple of months. My profile tells you all about me. Im a cheat, kinky, Dominant, adventurous and love to fulfill fantasies. Can accomodate and travel. Feel free to say hi. " Welcome to the club. Plenty of seats | |||
"Hi all " Hello | |||
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"Is everyone having a good day ? "Pretty good so far dude,how about yourself? | |||
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"Is everyone having a good day ? "Very good boss. Thank you. | |||
"Is everyone having a good day ?
Pretty good so far dude,how about yourself?"We'll mine is good to. Got the sun shining A day off work. And the seaside. The onley thing to make it better is if I had a meet | |||
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"Afternoon tea anyone" I'm.not keen on tea. Il have a ice cold cola thow | |||
"Afternoon tea anyone" If afternoon tea consists of vodka,cranberry juice and pizza then yes please | |||
"Afternoon tea anyone If afternoon tea consists of vodka,cranberry juice and pizza then yes please "Motion carried | |||
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"Is everyone having a good day ? "Yes, but that's because I still have my last night grin on | |||
"I am in every week. I will put on the kettle "Good man. New coffee dude. | |||
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"We qualify for this now Boo x If youd like to leave the club, how are you at indiana jones whipping actions ?" Indiana jones? More like calamity jane, cow girl
Boo x | |||
"Is everyone having a good day ? "Better now sorted a tablet out for my son. God that was so stressful. X  | |||
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Ooops!...wrong thread... "Your not going anywhere. Your ours now. | |||
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Ooops!...wrong thread...
Your not going anywhere. Your ours now. "I really, really don't belong here! | |||
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