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What's the funniest thing you have heard today?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So far?
A client of mine wants their wedding album designed, proofed, approved, and printed in 2 days.
I didn't laugh at them but was cracking up inside as i diplomatically explained that it's impossible. |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"So far?
A client of mine wants their wedding album designed, proofed, approved, and printed in 2 days.
I didn't laugh at them but was cracking up inside as i diplomatically explained that it's impossible. "
That is crazy expectations!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far?
A client of mine wants their wedding album designed, proofed, approved, and printed in 2 days.
I didn't laugh at them but was cracking up inside as i diplomatically explained that it's impossible.
That is crazy expectations!!!!! "
It is when the company doing my printing have a 6-8 week lead time!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An exchange of rabbit-based puns."
How spooky, just as you posted that. An advert on the radio I can hear just quoted in relation to a cab company 'hop on' |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"So far?
A client of mine wants their wedding album designed, proofed, approved, and printed in 2 days.
I didn't laugh at them but was cracking up inside as i diplomatically explained that it's impossible.
That is crazy expectations!!!!!
It is when the company doing my printing have a 6-8 week lead time!
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I darent ask what your client thought of that...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is 'I'm not into groups, 3sums or swinging....'
Yet on a swinging site.
Ha ha it made me chuckle it did. "
What's so funny about that, I,m on here and I,m not into groups or 3sums x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far?
A client of mine wants their wedding album designed, proofed, approved, and printed in 2 days.
I didn't laugh at them but was cracking up inside as i diplomatically explained that it's impossible.
That is crazy expectations!!!!!
It is when the company doing my printing have a 6-8 week lead time!
I darent ask what your client thought of that...? "
There was a look of deflation and a few sighs before resignation to accepting the wait. If one wants hand made products, one has to be prepared to wait for them. Alternatively they order them a lot sooner than they chose to. Their wedding was 8 months ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An exchange of rabbit-based puns.
How spooky, just as you posted that. An advert on the radio I can hear just quoted in relation to a cab company 'hop on' "
Where were you 20 minutes ago? I could have won pun war with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fart?
Was it a rasped or a bubbler?
Who doesn't find farts funny? "
Dont think its wise to go into detail - of course many women would have you believe women never ever ever fart lol |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Mine is 'I'm not into groups, 3sums or swinging....'
Yet on a swinging site.
Ha ha it made me chuckle it did.
What's so funny about that, I,m on here and I,m not into groups or 3sums x"
It was the 'not into swinging' comment as it's Fab Swingers. No offence meant honey it just tickled me that's all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is 'I'm not into groups, 3sums or swinging....'
Yet on a swinging site.
Ha ha it made me chuckle it did.
What's so funny about that, I,m on here and I,m not into groups or 3sums x"
Me either ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is 'I'm not into groups, 3sums or swinging....'
Yet on a swinging site.
Ha ha it made me chuckle it did.
What's so funny about that, I,m on here and I,m not into groups or 3sums x
It was the 'not into swinging' comment as it's Fab Swingers. No offence meant honey it just tickled me that's all "
People use this site how they wish, you don't have to be married or into clubs group sex etc to be on here, last time I checked anyway |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Had a message this morning off a guy, saying he would go down on my wife instantly and makes sounds like a dog eating a bag of hot chips,
I'm still laughing, fair play. "
Hilarious! I'm imagining the sound wuff wuff |
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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago
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"Had a message this morning off a guy, saying he would go down on my wife instantly and makes sounds like a dog eating a bag of hot chips,
I'm still laughing, fair play.
Hilarious! I'm imagining the sound wuff wuff"
See, I'm not the only one that could actually hear it as I read it, haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not heard but funniest thing I've seen was 2 shops side by side.
One was a "99p" shop and the other guy immediately next door was competing by offering his stuff for "97P".
I couldn't stop laughing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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someone at work today pushed the fire alarm they said "I thought it was a button for the door" even though the button has red box around and says fire alarm next to it and the door is not automatic . |
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Was test riding a bike but forgotten my ID so they had no idea who I was. The guy in Evans still let me take the bike and said, "I trust you." His face and body language didn't seem so sure as his words as I cycled out!! |
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A guy somewhere in the forums who was explaining why he didn't want to be done up the wrong'un with a strap-on by a lady...
"My arse is a tight as an ants nostril, and its staying that way!"
I dunno why, but it creased me! |
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