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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me?
What you offering?  "
A rather enjoyable wedding night together, all 3 of us, I won't get d*unk and make a fool of myself during the reception and I look fucking good in a dress.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me?
What you offering?
A rather enjoyable wedding night together, all 3 of us, I won't get d*unk and make a fool of myself during the reception and I look fucking good in a dress. "
Oh really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me?
What you offering?
A rather enjoyable wedding night together, all 3 of us, I won't get d*unk and make a fool of myself during the reception and I look fucking good in a dress.
Oh really "
Aye, killer legs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll make your wedding cake
Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers
And one of them is just for me. "
Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll make your wedding cake
Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers
And one of them is just for me.
Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll make your wedding cake
Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers
And one of them is just for me.
Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude
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Hahaha I'm bridezilla! You have to share! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll make your wedding cake
Great, needs to be at least 5 tiers
And one of them is just for me.
Go give your head a wobble, you don't get any cake with that attitude
Hahaha I'm bridezilla! You have to share! "
You can have the other 4? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too "
What about a brooding, grumpy gardener who'd eye you with evil intent and plot unspeakably deeds in the potting shed?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big what about Honeys significant other? Will he not mind?!
Jesus wants me to be loved
He got nailed so you can too!
Exactly. It's all for the greater good. "
Ya think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll be needing someone to officiate I presume?
I'm not registered but I won't tell if you don't  "
Fuck that we need this official, we've waited until I'm actually divorced! Sort it out |
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"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too
What about a brooding, grumpy gardener who'd eye you with evil intent and plot unspeakably deeds in the potting shed? "
Will you grow lavender and other bee friendly plants? If so you have the job I will even get you a ride on lawnmower |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?
I can sing, look after the kids or do both... "
Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?
I can sing, look after the kids or do both...
Oh there will be cock. All the cock
I want it to be a week long affair "
Perfect idea week long |
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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?
I can sing, look after the kids or do both...
Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though "
Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?
I can sing, look after the kids or do both...
Oh there will be cock. All the cock
I want it to be a week long affair "
I can do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunno, could write a poem or some shit
Our fannies who are out in Devon..."
Dearly perverted, we are gathered here in the sight of Pob to join together this woman and this woman. Blah de blah commence fucking. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno, could write a poem or some shit
Our fannies who are out in Devon...
Dearly perverted, we are gathered here in the sight of Pob to join together this woman and this woman. Blah de blah commence fucking."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We need some house slaves for this mansion by the sea too
What about a brooding, grumpy gardener who'd eye you with evil intent and plot unspeakably deeds in the potting shed?
Will you grow lavender and other bee friendly plants? If so you have the job I will even get you a ride on lawnmower "
Very much so, help with my neighbours hives now.
Erm, bit confused, are you going to mow the lawns then I get to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll be needing someone to officiate I presume?
I'm not registered but I won't tell if you don't
Fuck that we need this official, we've waited until I'm actually divorced! Sort it out "
I'll be ordained by the Church of the Internets by the end of use night! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll be needing someone to officiate I presume?
I'm not registered but I won't tell if you don't
Fuck that we need this official, we've waited until I'm actually divorced! Sort it out
I'll be ordained by the Church of the Internets by the end of use night!"
Awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will it be on Sky news.?
Will it feck, we have 'professional jobs' not sure how professional a dinner lady is but sounds good! "
Na non event then so wont bother. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will it be on Sky news.?
Will it feck, we have 'professional jobs' not sure how professional a dinner lady is but sounds good!
Na non event then so wont bother."
Haha you didn't even have an invite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?
I can sing, look after the kids or do both...
Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though
Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something "
Pop a bowl of water down & a few snacks, they'll be fine... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will it be on Sky news.?
Will it feck, we have 'professional jobs' not sure how professional a dinner lady is but sounds good!
Na non event then so wont bother.
Haha you didn't even have an invite "
Like i say non event so saved you a stamp. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?
I can sing, look after the kids or do both...
Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though
Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something
Pop a bowl of water down & a few snacks, they'll be fine... "
Haha grand |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Is there any cock coming or is it gonna be a woman fest?
I can sing, look after the kids or do both...
Hoping for some offers of cock at some point. We shall need some sort of kid looking after facility though
Roxi wants to play We will outsource for the children. They can go on camp or something
Pop a bowl of water down & a few snacks, they'll be fine...
Haha grand "
Boot camp in the outer hebrides for a month sorted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy to clean your gutters for you
Will to wear a mankini?
How is my bridezilla doing?
She is on wedding plans and I am taking care of the staff "
All plans are coming along, we have cake, that's enough right? |
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"Happy to clean your gutters for you
Will to wear a mankini?
How is my bridezilla doing?
She is on wedding plans and I am taking care of the staff
All plans are coming along, we have cake, that's enough right? "
Cake or 'cake' can I wear a dress?What will you wear? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy to clean your gutters for you
Will to wear a mankini?
How is my bridezilla doing?
She is on wedding plans and I am taking care of the staff "
I'll wear it, you might not want to see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I bring the fab band? We'll provide the entertainment for the reception (its been so long since we did that thread I cant remember who was in it or what they play but leave it with me!!) |
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