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Forgive me, sister Lisa. The cat from next door came in yesterday evening and went to sleep on my bed. I woke him up to put him outside last night and from the look he gave me the entire hatred of the universe for all eternity was upon me.
Can I ever be forgiven or will I be forced to spend the afterlife in the seventh circle of hell? That cat -really- doesn't like to be woken up. |
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"Is it too early for a confession? A rude one? 
Never  "
Well. I'm asking for a friend, sexual frustration got to me this week, i had a wank. I might have had a wank the day after as well. I say 'me', but I'm obviously referring to my friend.  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Forgive me, sister Lisa. The cat from next door came in yesterday evening and went to sleep on my bed. I woke him up to put him outside last night and from the look he gave me the entire hatred of the universe for all eternity was upon me.
Can I ever be forgiven or will I be forced to spend the afterlife in the seventh circle of hell? That cat -really- doesn't like to be woken up."
I am sure that he will punish you at some point, either with a strategicly-placed natural deposit, or the corpse of a dead animal...
Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Nothing to confess sadly Sister Lisa but fingers crossed now i am fully back and feeling frisky i may soon  "
I sincerely hope you have something to confess soon, or I may be forced to sort you out myself |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is it too early for a confession? A rude one?
Never
Well. I'm asking for a friend, sexual frustration got to me this week, i had a wank. I might have had a wank the day after as well. I say 'me', but I'm obviously referring to my friend. "
Not forgiven...for grassing up your friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it too early for a confession? A rude one?
Never
Well. I'm asking for a friend, sexual frustration got to me this week, i had a wank. I might have had a wank the day after as well. I say 'me', but I'm obviously referring to my friend.
Not forgiven...for grassing up your friend "
Typical.  I'll tell him.  |
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over a year ago
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"Please forgive me Sister Lisa. I have been teasing the boys and flirting all week.
Not forgiven, for behaving like a little strumpet "
Oh well. Gonna keep doing it anyway |
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I need pre-emptive forgiveness sister.
I am cooking dinner for a lady this evening and intend taking advantage of her weakened state and lowered resistance after |
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Good morning Sister Lisa, I trust you are well, your absence last week has been noted. In light of this I'm going to take some time to compile my sins and maybe list them individually in the hope I'll be forgiven for at least some of them. Brace yourself  |
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I left a party last night because I got really nervous and anxious even though there were friends there. I just had to leave and I can't work out why and now my head is in a spin looking for answers that I can't find.  |
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"I've got nothing. Think I need somebody to corrupt me "
Dear Sister Lisa
I would like to volunteer to corrupt Bladey 
I don't think this is a sin and I don't need forgiveness as he is obviously a man in need
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Sister Lisa
I am so pure and non sinful at the moment that Mother Mary herself looks like a strumpet in comparison to me
I need someone to ruin me immediately |
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"I've got nothing. Think I need somebody to corrupt me
Dear Sister Lisa
I would like to volunteer to corrupt Bladey
I don't think this is a sin and I don't need forgiveness as he is obviously a man in need
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Haha love it |
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"Sister Lisa
I am so pure and non sinful at the moment that Mother Mary herself looks like a strumpet in comparison to me
I need someone to ruin me immediately "
Dear sister
May i be forgiven having had thoughts of ruining minnie repeatedly throughout the day.
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Good morning sister Lisa, I've had lustful thoughts all week, and have been sharing explicit details of what I'd like to do with said person.
Not sure I want forgiveness as I'm going to carry on. X |
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Sister Lisa ...please forgive me as I caved in on my get buff for summer diet yesterday and went to pub and also had pizza, my reasoning was quite sound, there's no summer, I needed beer and the pizza was delicious, also it's my birthday today, I am begging forgiveness |
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"I've asked to see the cause of my broken heart next week and I'm stupidly excited by the thought of being held and kissed. This has disaster written all over it. Forgive me for I am weak.."
Totally forgivable |
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Oh confessions?
I went on a meet on Tuesday and didn't leave for home until Friday. I sinned quite a lot during that time, however I very much enjoyed committing those sins and do not wish to repent in the slightest |
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Morning Sister please forgive me as I have sinned !
I have cheated !!
I watch another porn site instead of my usual one, feel so bad as it was so much better though they don't have Fake Taxi(Lesbian Edition) but the Porn was so much more quality
Please forgive me sister |
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Morning Sister Lisa x
As a regular sinner and one that is happy to confess his sins I feel I must tell you about my recent misdeamour x
Yesterday I sat in my house drinking beer and eating crisps in just my pants x I was watching sport and flicking through FAB pictures x
Then in the evening I took a shower and had a wank x
I ended up at a friends birthday where I had lustful and impure thoughts about his wife who was dressed in a short black leather dress x
Can I be forgiven? X |
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"Please forgive me Sister Lisa. I have been teasing the boys and flirting all week.
Not forgiven, for behaving like a little strumpet
I think she needs to be spanked before she is forgiven! "
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Ok I must confess that yesturday the neighbour had a friend around who was enjoying the sunshine out in their garden and well she is a 50+ lady but very attractive body and wears glasses. Sitting there long dress on hitched up high so she could soak up the sun on her legs and well what can I say I couldn't stop perving. The section of grass in my garden from which I could see over the fence to her has never been mowed so much lol |
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Ehm.. I was having a casual conversation with a friend and as we led it down a particular culdesac.. she was most happy to then show me her in her knickers... I confess that I touched myself! |
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Oh Sister, thank goodness you're back, I seek forgiveness. There was an incident involving a dildo, lube, and a telephone conversation filled with wanton lust and detailed descriptions of things to come |
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Oh sister forgive me for I have sinned sooooo much since my last confession..threesomes , club shenanigans, dragging young ladies into swings.. Lots of rope.. Smacked bottoms... plain old ritualistic animal monkey sex... . And as soon as she is back with a brew I'm going to sin some more |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Good morning Sister Lisa, I trust you are well, your absence last week has been noted. In light of this I'm going to take some time to compile my sins and maybe list them individually in the hope I'll be forgiven for at least some of them. Brace yourself "
Braced... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I left a party last night because I got really nervous and anxious even though there were friends there. I just had to leave and I can't work out why and now my head is in a spin looking for answers that I can't find. "
We all have moments of self-doubt and uncertainty. Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've got nothing. Think I need somebody to corrupt me
Dear Sister Lisa
I would like to volunteer to corrupt Bladey
I don't think this is a sin and I don't need forgiveness as he is obviously a man in need
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Please do, with my blessing |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa
I am so pure and non sinful at the moment that Mother Mary herself looks like a strumpet in comparison to me
I need someone to ruin me immediately "
Not forgiven...for being such a goody-twoshoes |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa
I am so pure and non sinful at the moment that Mother Mary herself looks like a strumpet in comparison to me
I need someone to ruin me immediately
Dear sister
May i be forgiven having had thoughts of ruining minnie repeatedly throughout the day.
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Totally understandable. Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Please forgive me Sister Lisa. I have been teasing the boys and flirting all week.
Not forgiven, for behaving like a little strumpet
I think she needs to be spanked before she is forgiven! "
I do the forgiving here, you presumtious twerp. Not forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Forgive me sister for I have sinned. There are many naughty things to confess to but I guess I should start with the worst
I ran through corn fields as a child "
Not forgiven. Become a politician for your sins |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Good morning sister Lisa, I've had lustful thoughts all week, and have been sharing explicit details of what I'd like to do with said person.
Not sure I want forgiveness as I'm going to carry on. X "
Some people cause these problems for you. Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa ...please forgive me as I caved in on my get buff for summer diet yesterday and went to pub and also had pizza, my reasoning was quite sound, there's no summer, I needed beer and the pizza was delicious, also it's my birthday today, I am begging forgiveness "
Happy Birthday. Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've asked to see the cause of my broken heart next week and I'm stupidly excited by the thought of being held and kissed. This has disaster written all over it. Forgive me for I am weak.."
Chin up. Show said heart-breaker how amazing you are. Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've asked to see the cause of my broken heart next week and I'm stupidly excited by the thought of being held and kissed. This has disaster written all over it. Forgive me for I am weak..
Totally forgivable "
I do the forgiving around here, you hussey. Your rudeness is noy forgiven |
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Forgive me sister Lisa for I have been a bit short with my temper and bitten a few heads off. In my defence my tabs are all out if sink so I havnt been taking my anxiety meds for a whole week. To make it worse I didn't notice untill I realised I was being grumpy n tetchy in the forums.
I'm getting my meds realigned tomorrow.
PTU xxx |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh confessions?
I went on a meet on Tuesday and didn't leave for home until Friday. I sinned quite a lot during that time, however I very much enjoyed committing those sins and do not wish to repent in the slightest "
Sterling work |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I tried a new club last night, I was dirty Trollop sister showing my bum, and I even let a lady enjoy the hidden secrets of my cock, I was even bad enough to cum on her boobs
Am I forgiven "
Only if you helped her clean her boobs afterwards
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning Sister please forgive me as I have sinned !
I have cheated !!
I watch another porn site instead of my usual one, feel so bad as it was so much better though they don't have Fake Taxi(Lesbian Edition) but the Porn was so much more quality
Please forgive me sister "
Being selective is never a sin |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning Sister Lisa x
As a regular sinner and one that is happy to confess his sins I feel I must tell you about my recent misdeamour x
Yesterday I sat in my house drinking beer and eating crisps in just my pants x I was watching sport and flicking through FAB pictures x
Then in the evening I took a shower and had a wank x
I ended up at a friends birthday where I had lustful and impure thoughts about his wife who was dressed in a short black leather dress x
Can I be forgiven? X"
What flavour were the crisps? |
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Sister Lisa, please forgive me. I had friends over for a takeaway last night and as I unpacked the food I saw a bonus poppadum... I may have withheld knowledge of this delectable freebie and scoffed it myself... |
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Ok I might have on.
Forgive me Sister for I have sinned. I have made a fellow fabber cry by telling her that I can't wait to hold her in my arms so we can be as close as possible.
I think they were happy tears though |
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"Sister Lisa, please forgive me. I had friends over for a takeaway last night and as I unpacked the food I saw a bonus poppadum... I may have withheld knowledge of this delectable freebie and scoffed it myself... "
I usually buy something extra and scoff it on the way home |
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"Ok I might have on.
Forgive me Sister for I have sinned. I have made a fellow fabber cry by telling her that I can't wait to hold her in my arms so we can be as close as possible.
I think they were happy tears though "
Soft twat |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
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"Ok I must confess that yesturday the neighbour had a friend around who was enjoying the sunshine out in their garden and well she is a 50+ lady but very attractive body and wears glasses. Sitting there long dress on hitched up high so she could soak up the sun on her legs and well what can I say I couldn't stop perving. The section of grass in my garden from which I could see over the fence to her has never been mowed so much lol"
Not forgiven, for not offering to tend her garden |
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"Ok I might have on.
Forgive me Sister for I have sinned. I have made a fellow fabber cry by telling her that I can't wait to hold her in my arms so we can be as close as possible.
I think they were happy tears though "
Nothing to forgive and yes they were xxx |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ehm.. I was having a casual conversation with a friend and as we led it down a particular culdesac.. she was most happy to then show me her in her knickers... I confess that I touched myself! "
Forgiven
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh Sister, thank goodness you're back, I seek forgiveness. There was an incident involving a dildo, lube, and a telephone conversation filled with wanton lust and detailed descriptions of things to come "
Not forgiven, for not converting a phonecall to a meet |
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"Ok I might have on.
Forgive me Sister for I have sinned. I have made a fellow fabber cry by telling her that I can't wait to hold her in my arms so we can be as close as possible.
I think they were happy tears though
Soft twat"
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh sister forgive me for I have sinned sooooo much since my last confession..threesomes , club shenanigans, dragging young ladies into swings.. Lots of rope.. Smacked bottoms... plain old ritualistic animal monkey sex... . And as soon as she is back with a brew I'm going to sin some more "
Not forgiven, for not making the tea |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Forgive me sister Lisa for I have been a bit short with my temper and bitten a few heads off. In my defence my tabs are all out if sink so I havnt been taking my anxiety meds for a whole week. To make it worse I didn't notice untill I realised I was being grumpy n tetchy in the forums.
I'm getting my meds realigned tomorrow.
PTU xxx"
Forgiven |
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"Oh Sister, thank goodness you're back, I seek forgiveness. There was an incident involving a dildo, lube, and a telephone conversation filled with wanton lust and detailed descriptions of things to come
Not forgiven, for not converting a phonecall to a meet "
It's a work in progress |
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Forgive me sister Lisa but I have been leading on a man I have no intention of sleeping with. It is providing a wonderful distraction though from the thing that is making me sad so I'm not really sorry
And no he isn't from Fabland so no timewaster comments please |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa, please forgive me. I had friends over for a takeaway last night and as I unpacked the food I saw a bonus poppadum... I may have withheld knowledge of this delectable freebie and scoffed it myself... "
Such greed...forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ok I might have on.
Forgive me Sister for I have sinned. I have made a fellow fabber cry by telling her that I can't wait to hold her in my arms so we can be as close as possible.
I think they were happy tears though "
Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Forgive me sister Lisa but I have been leading on a man I have no intention of sleeping with. It is providing a wonderful distraction though from the thing that is making me sad so I'm not really sorry
And no he isn't from Fabland so no timewaster comments please "
He is therapy |
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"Forgive me sister Lisa but I have been leading on a man I have no intention of sleeping with. It is providing a wonderful distraction though from the thing that is making me sad so I'm not really sorry
And no he isn't from Fabland so no timewaster comments please "
glad it's not me lol |
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"I've told my kids that the car is broken because I want to stay in and watch marvel films in the sofa first whilst eating whatever I lay my hands on.
Parental perogative. Forgiven "
Now I have to walk to the shop for onions, I'm craving sausage.
Can I send a child? |
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"Forgive me sister Lisa but I have been leading on a man I have no intention of sleeping with. It is providing a wonderful distraction though from the thing that is making me sad so I'm not really sorry
And no he isn't from Fabland so no timewaster comments please
He is therapy "
Real life people don't send cock photos either |
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"I think i might have met a lady who I want to get freaky with on a regular basis
And your confession is?... "
she was kinda with someone as of last night when we met at a social |
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"Ok I might have on.
Forgive me Sister for I have sinned. I have made a fellow fabber cry by telling her that I can't wait to hold her in my arms so we can be as close as possible.
I think they were happy tears though
Forgiven "
Thank you Sister |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
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"I've told my kids that the car is broken because I want to stay in and watch marvel films in the sofa first whilst eating whatever I lay my hands on.
Parental perogative. Forgiven
Now I have to walk to the shop for onions, I'm craving sausage.
Can I send a child? "
Promoting independence. Forgiven |
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"Morning Sister Lisa x
As a regular sinner and one that is happy to confess his sins I feel I must tell you about my recent misdeamour x
Yesterday I sat in my house drinking beer and eating crisps in just my pants x I was watching sport and flicking through FAB pictures x
Then in the evening I took a shower and had a wank x
I ended up at a friends birthday where I had lustful and impure thoughts about his wife who was dressed in a short black leather dress x
Can I be forgiven? X
What flavour were the crisps? "
Salt and vinegar Pringles xxx |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
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"I think i might have met a lady who I want to get freaky with on a regular basis
And your confession is?... she was kinda with someone as of last night when we met at a social "
She has free will.
Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning Sister Lisa x
As a regular sinner and one that is happy to confess his sins I feel I must tell you about my recent misdeamour x
Yesterday I sat in my house drinking beer and eating crisps in just my pants x I was watching sport and flicking through FAB pictures x
Then in the evening I took a shower and had a wank x
I ended up at a friends birthday where I had lustful and impure thoughts about his wife who was dressed in a short black leather dress x
Can I be forgiven? X
What flavour were the crisps?
Salt and vinegar Pringles xxx"
Forgiven |
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We are getting married tomorrow and I am debating getting a female escort to join us on our wedding night. In case hubbie doesn't forgive me, will you sister |
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"We are getting married tomorrow and I am debating getting a female escort to join us on our wedding night. In case hubbie doesn't forgive me, will you sister "
Paying for sex? Unforgivable.
Just put a meet post up, you silly girl. |
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