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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Stolen from fb, made me giggle 
ok so let me get this right......'The Conservatives won...but lost ...Labour lost ....but won....the SNP won and lost in Scotland, but still won and the Conservatives won in Scotland, but lost.. .the government was Tory, but now can't be even though it is still and they need to make some Northern Irish chaps Tory, so they can be in charge, even though they were and still are...UKIP lost, but because of brexit they already won ...Independents won, but didn't win because they don't have a party, so they lost but are now MPs so they won ...the winner ( May ) is being told to resign because she didn't win and she won't because she won.'
And to top it off, Sturgeon ch*ked on her porridge, Parliament is hung, yet they are all still alive and breathing .......
All seems perfectly straight forward to me.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Labour won cos they have had a more successful campaign, corbyn is a modern day rocky balboa, a people champion 
Although they lost  "
Yes, but where they started from, so they won in that way and now everyone is with corbyn and those working with him. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
To me, it's like when I worked in education.
I was always more proud of the student who was meant to fail that got a Grade C (Labour), than the student who was predicted an A*, but got a B (that other lot)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target to attack without any form of defence and disarm or police officers, god knows what would of happened further in the london attack last week if our police officers weren't armed, how many more victims would there have been if that was the case?? The guy is a retard and im not a tory supporter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target to attack without any form of defence and disarm or police officers, god knows what would of happened further in the london attack last week if our police officers weren't armed, how many more victims would there have been if that was the case?? The guy is a retard and im not a tory supporter"
Didn't really intend this post to be a political debate... plenty of that on the politics forum. It's all rather serious in there... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One reason that the Tories done so badly is that people over the age of 55 (possibly 50% of the population) remember what happened to the country when Margaret Thatcher had a landslide victory......she tore the country apart!
I voted Labour to prevent a Tory landslide (even though I would not want Corbyn as leader of the country) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To me, it's like when I worked in education.
I was always more proud of the student who was meant to fail that got a Grade C (Labour), than the student who was predicted an A*, but got a B (that other lot)
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"Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target"
I doubt having a nuclear deterrent will stop a man with a van who is armed to the teeth and a rucksack full of explosives on his back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target
I doubt having a nuclear deterrent will stop a man with a van who is armed to the teeth and a rucksack full of explosives on his back "
That is right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target to attack without any form of defence and disarm or police officers, god knows what would of happened further in the london attack last week if our police officers weren't armed, how many more victims would there have been if that was the case?? The guy is a retard and im not a tory supporter"
I respectfully disagree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Labour won cos they have had a more successful campaign, corbyn is a modern day rocky balboa, a people champion
Although they lost Yes, but where they started from, so they won in that way and now everyone is with corbyn and those working with him."
really... I am certainly not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Labour won cos they have had a more successful campaign, corbyn is a modern day rocky balboa, a people champion
Although they lost Yes, but where they started from, so they won in that way and now everyone is with corbyn and those working with him.really... I am certainly not "
I take it you dont like labour? lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alternatively... the Tories led a campaign telling people not to vote for a joke of a "leader" who would lead a coalition of chaos and who once did some vague thing that seemed to support a group of Irish terrorists. As a result the Tories joke of a "leader" is now in the position to lead a coalition of chaos by forming close ties with a group of once Irish terrorists  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets face it.
We are the losers being the British public.
Regardless of who won / lost   "
Shag the problem with Labour was they could say anything they wanted in a manifesto without the threat of having to deliver those promises
The problem with the Tories is they are out of touch with public feeling....
Vote winner
Free tuition fees was a dangling carrot indented to mop up young votes and it worked...
Vote loser
The planed funding of social care destroyed the lifetime of commitment taken by those people of a prudent generation....
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"Guess this is what happens when schools start handing out medals to every pupil in the sack race... nobody learns to deal with losing "
Love this analogy - so true!
Hate the phrase 'we're all winners!' Pewk inducing!
Love the opening post too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess this is what happens when schools start handing out medals to every pupil in the sack race... nobody learns to deal with losing "
Lmao or take responsibility for not putting any effort or interest in something. . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets face it.
We are the losers being the British public.
Regardless of who won / lost
Shag the problem with Labour was they could say anything they wanted in a manifesto without the threat of having to deliver those promises
The problem with the Tories is they are out of touch with public feeling....
Vote winner
Free tuition fees was a dangling carrot indented to mop up young votes and it worked...
Vote loser
The planed funding of social care destroyed the lifetime of commitment taken by those people of a prudent generation....
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Many got sucked in with Corbyns hot air promises. Not us though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets face it.
We are the losers being the British public.
Regardless of who won / lost
Shag the problem with Labour was they could say anything they wanted in a manifesto without the threat of having to deliver those promises
The problem with the Tories is they are out of touch with public feeling....
Vote winner
Free tuition fees was a dangling carrot indented to mop up young votes and it worked...
Vote loser
The planed funding of social care destroyed the lifetime of commitment taken by those people of a prudent generation....
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That is right the torys are out of touch with them, they wont fund the nhs, they will take away benefits for those who needs them and mobility cars, dementia tax, winter fuel, make the older sell their home to afford their care home, wow what a future for england lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stolen from fb, made me giggle
ok so let me get this right......'The Conservatives won...but lost ...Labour lost ....but won....the SNP won and lost in Scotland, but still won and the Conservatives won in Scotland, but lost.. .the government was Tory, but now can't be even though it is still and they need to make some Northern Irish chaps Tory, so they can be in charge, even though they were and still are...UKIP lost, but because of brexit they already won ...Independents won, but didn't win because they don't have a party, so they lost but are now MPs so they won ...the winner ( May ) is being told to resign because she didn't win and she won't because she won.'
And to top it off, Sturgeon ch*ked on her porridge, Parliament is hung, yet they are all still alive and breathing .......
All seems perfectly straight forward to me...."
Love this opening post!
Pretty straight forward |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target
I doubt having a nuclear deterrent will stop a man with a van who is armed to the teeth and a rucksack full of explosives on his back That is right."
Im on about if this country had to face war, we are fucked! Get it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country |
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"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country"
you sir are a twonk..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country
you sir are a twonk..
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"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country
you sir are a twonk..
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and having read your post earlier you are an ignorant one too..
having said that i wish you peace and love..
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country"
With a decent voter turnout you'd expect to see the full range of voters. The beauty of our secret ballot system is that you have no idea who they voted for.
Corbyn appealed to some people simply because he didn't enter the personal slanging match others resorted to. He remained dignified and called for others to apologise and retract what they said if they resorted to personal attacks on his opponents.
You could learn something from Mr Corbyn.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target to attack without any form of defence and disarm or police officers, god knows what would of happened further in the london attack last week if our police officers weren't armed, how many more victims would there have been if that was the case?? The guy is a retard and im not a tory supporter"
As a Labour supporter all my life (until Corbyn became leader) I have to agree. Against all my moral principles, I voted Conservative for the first time ever because I thought it v dangerous to have Corbyn anywhere near Downing Street.
The man is a danger to national security, in my opinion. IF the "face-book generation" actually learn about politics (although I doubt they ever will) then they would never vote for the "nice elderly socialist man".
Luckily for us all, if the lefties can't get anywhere near a majority after the disastrous Tory campaign, then I doubt they ever will. Blew their one and only chance on Thursday - good riddance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country
With a decent voter turnout you'd expect to see the full range of voters. The beauty of our secret ballot system is that you have no idea who they voted for.
Corbyn appealed to some people simply because he didn't enter the personal slanging match others resorted to. He remained dignified and called for others to apologise and retract what they said if they resorted to personal attacks on his opponents.
You could learn something from Mr Corbyn.
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Lol - I have no comment about the Muslim vote other than to say if you examine the demographics of a few constituencies (e.g. Oldham, Bradford) and see who always gets in - you will note a correlation between a high percentage Muslim population and Labour MPs (and councillors) - fact. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country
With a decent voter turnout you'd expect to see the full range of voters. The beauty of our secret ballot system is that you have no idea who they voted for.
Corbyn appealed to some people simply because he didn't enter the personal slanging match others resorted to. He remained dignified and called for others to apologise and retract what they said if they resorted to personal attacks on his opponents.
You could learn something from Mr Corbyn.
Lol - I have no comment about the Muslim vote other than to say if you examine the demographics of a few constituencies (e.g. Oldham, Bradford) and see who always gets in - you will note a correlation between a high percentage Muslim population and Labour MPs (and councillors) - fact."
But not BECAUSE they are Muslim!
I'm out, this has become a politics forum thread and is going the same way as those go.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But not BECAUSE they are Muslim!
I'm out, this has become a politics forum thread and is going the same way as those go.
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Why the drama? Simply made a pretty obvious observation without any ulterior motive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country
With a decent voter turnout you'd expect to see the full range of voters. The beauty of our secret ballot system is that you have no idea who they voted for.
Corbyn appealed to some people simply because he didn't enter the personal slanging match others resorted to. He remained dignified and called for others to apologise and retract what they said if they resorted to personal attacks on his opponents.
You could learn something from Mr Corbyn.
Lol - I have no comment about the Muslim vote other than to say if you examine the demographics of a few constituencies (e.g. Oldham, Bradford) and see who always gets in - you will note a correlation between a high percentage Muslim population and Labour MPs (and councillors) - fact.
But not BECAUSE they are Muslim!
I'm out, this has become a politics forum thread and is going the same way as those go.
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I didn't even get in but I agree with you.....this should have remained a fun thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did anyone notice the amount of muslims at the polling stations? They weren't voting for the tories thats for sure, corbyn backed muslim extremists, hence he is a danger to this country
With a decent voter turnout you'd expect to see the full range of voters. The beauty of our secret ballot system is that you have no idea who they voted for.
Corbyn appealed to some people simply because he didn't enter the personal slanging match others resorted to. He remained dignified and called for others to apologise and retract what they said if they resorted to personal attacks on his opponents.
You could learn something from Mr Corbyn.
Lol - I have no comment about the Muslim vote other than to say if you examine the demographics of a few constituencies (e.g. Oldham, Bradford) and see who always gets in - you will note a correlation between a high percentage Muslim population and Labour MPs (and councillors) - fact.
But not BECAUSE they are Muslim!
I'm out, this has become a politics forum thread and is going the same way as those go.
I didn't even get in but I agree with you.....this should have remained a fun thread "
Yep it was intended as a fun thread. Guess its just too soon, emotions are raw it seems |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lets face it.
We are the losers being the British public.
Regardless of who won / lost
Shag the problem with Labour was they could say anything they wanted in a manifesto without the threat of having to deliver those promises
The problem with the Tories is they are out of touch with public feeling....
Vote winner
Free tuition fees was a dangling carrot indented to mop up young votes and it worked...
Vote loser
The planed funding of social care destroyed the lifetime of commitment taken by those people of a prudent generation....
That is right the torys are out of touch with them, they wont fund the nhs, they will take away benefits for those who needs them and mobility cars, dementia tax, winter fuel, make the older sell their home to afford their care home, wow what a future for england lol."
I work in the NHS, believe you me, there's sufficient funds but the waste of money is terrible. It's badly spent. |
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"Labour won cos they have had a more successful campaign, corbyn is a modern day rocky balboa, a people champion
Although they lost Yes, but where they started from, so they won in that way and now everyone is with corbyn and those working with him.really... I am certainly not "
Nor are we , but then again we have never needed handouts , we work bloody hard for what we have , and are perfectly happy to say that he is not our cup of tea at all .
So please leave us out of this nonsensical claptrap , not everyone is with him at all . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep it was intended as a fun thread. Guess its just too soon, emotions are raw it seems "
Any religious or political debate is never fun, people let emotions run high |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep it was intended as a fun thread. Guess its just too soon, emotions are raw it seems
Any religious or political debate is never fun, people let emotions run high "
Yeah wasn't really intended as a debate even. Just a humorous take on the situation. Never mind. Still less stressful than the football! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep it was intended as a fun thread. Guess its just too soon, emotions are raw it seems
Any religious or political debate is never fun, people let emotions run high
Yeah wasn't really intended as a debate even. Just a humorous take on the situation. Never mind. Still less stressful than the football! "
Or even better, get back to the romans and toga parties |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep it was intended as a fun thread. Guess its just too soon, emotions are raw it seems
Any religious or political debate is never fun, people let emotions run high
Yeah wasn't really intended as a debate even. Just a humorous take on the situation. Never mind. Still less stressful than the football!
Or even better, get back to the romans and toga parties "
Yes I think I might form a Roman Orgy party, may pick up a few votes at the next election |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jeremy corbyn is a dangerous cunt for this country end off the guy needs shooting his is not the man for the working class, he wants to scrap our nuclear defence and make this country an easy target to attack without any form of defence and disarm or police officers, god knows what would of happened further in the london attack last week if our police officers weren't armed, how many more victims would there have been if that was the case?? The guy is a retard and im not a tory supporter"
Are you expecting a nucular war? He should scrap every one |
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