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Just wondering...........Can anyone..........
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over a year ago
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"Can anyone get a can of beans in their pussy? 
You are a very strange man."
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange
Fantastic Tuuuuuuuune |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heinz or a cheaper brand?? xx 
You clearly don't have a cat...when do they ever eat the cheaper brand! "
I do so have a cat pmsl but he eats cat food not beans lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Heinz or a cheaper brand?? xx
Bush's Best Baked Beans 28oz
With sausage or without?? xx "
Fuckinell i thought a can of beans might be a tight fit. Slip your sausage in as well and it would get squashed!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heinz or a cheaper brand?? xx
Bush's Best Baked Beans 28oz
With sausage or without?? xx
Fuckinell i thought a can of beans might be a tight fit. Slip your sausage in as well and it would get squashed! "
Na in the tin lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can? "
I can probably fit it up my ass do ya wanna cam me ?? xx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
I can probably fit it up my ass do ya wanna cam me ?? xx "
Well i wouldn't be knocking one off but can you really? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
Sorry... no can do... nor cant do can..."
I thought you being from the north east you would be a canny lass  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
I can probably fit it up my ass do ya wanna cam me ?? xx
Well i wouldn't be knocking one off but can you really? "
Dunno never tried
Hang on a min
Now where does Wendy keep her tins?? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
Sorry... no can do... nor cant do can...
I thought you being from the north east you would be a canny lass "
Nah thats a canny bag of crisps... and no I cant get one of those in either... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
I can probably fit it up my ass do ya wanna cam me ?? xx
Well i wouldn't be knocking one off but can you really?
Dunno never tried
Hang on a min
Now where does Wendy keep her tins?? xxx"
It has to me beans i am not getting fobbed of with peach slices in syrup or rice pudding! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope no cans but i did find a saucepan xx
There is no way on gods earth you can get a saucepan up your bum! No way!!!! "
Well ya right now wheres that number fa the hospital??xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nope no cans but i did find a saucepan xx
There is no way on gods earth you can get a saucepan up your bum! No way!!!!
Well ya right now wheres that number fa the hospital??xx "
Did it still have the lid on when you popped it in? I feel guilty now for making you do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
okay I have a toy that measures about the same.. so would imagine I could.. just measure toy up against can and its pretty much same width...
But certainly not doing it on cam.. lol
Cali"
Spoil sport xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
okay I have a toy that measures about the same.. so would imagine I could.. just measure toy up against can and its pretty much same width...
But certainly not doing it on cam.. lol
Cali"
You are just teasing us now I am impressed by the way. When can i call round to watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you want someone to answer yes they can?
I sure do! Can you? Do you have a cam to watch the can?
okay I have a toy that measures about the same.. so would imagine I could.. just measure toy up against can and its pretty much same width...
But certainly not doing it on cam.. lol
Cali
Spoil sport xx "
be okay if I posted on the right profile.. but lol
I think a can would be not nice to try.. so wont.. but there is a woman on a dvd that does a bottle and a bean can.. but not together..
Cali x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope no cans but i did find a saucepan xx
There is no way on gods earth you can get a saucepan up your bum! No way!!!! "
oh I dunno - I hear the largest foreign object found in a mans rectum was the leaning tower of pisa... or might have been that foreign guy with strange leanings that delivers pizza.... |
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"There was me hoping to be one can short of a 4 pack. Surely someone can manage a bit of Heinz "
First rule a managment never ask anyone ta do summat ya wouldnt be willin ta do yaself xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. It didnt give him any side effects so he eventually forgot about it. Then during a routine rectal the doc asked him to bend over and the first thing he saw was the glass eye staring at him. "Mr Smith" said the doc "You really have to learn to trust me". |
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"There was me hoping to be one can short of a 4 pack. Surely someone can manage a bit of Heinz
First rule a managment never ask anyone ta do summat ya wouldnt be willin ta do yaself xx"
I don't have a muff though so i can't! I would be happy for someone to lend me theirs and let me experiment though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was me hoping to be one can short of a 4 pack. Surely someone can manage a bit of Heinz
First rule a managment never ask anyone ta do summat ya wouldnt be willin ta do yaself xx
I don't have a muff though so i can't! I would be happy for someone to lend me theirs and let me experiment though "
Oh yeah sorry ya the guy that worries about fingers aint ya so cans are deff out pmsl xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've thought this through. In order to insert something into the vagina, or a space in the body space big enough to hold the object (ie the mouth or bum) the entrance has to be stretched to gain access to (for this purpose lets call it 'the cavern').
The tin of beans has to be gripped by the hand and the other hand has to spread the elastic like lips or sphincter to the cavern to get the insertion started. Unless the entrance to the cavern is VERY elasticated, when you insert one part of the can (being round and slippery with lubrication) it will just pop out as you try to insert another part of the can. You cant twist it in as this will cause lip drag. Unless someone has a cavern door the diameter of a tin of beans I do not believe it can work. The tin isnt deep enough to get a good feed in unless you are talking large tall tin when you can grip it lower down and the sheer size might keep it in place while you shove the rest in. |
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"Very deja vu. Just trying to think where i have heard this before. 
Perhaps you read my blog I recycle loads of it here "
Lol i was on about the bean can pussy question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very deja vu. Just trying to think where i have heard this before.
Perhaps you read my blog I recycle loads of it here
Lol i was on about the bean can pussy question. "
LOL!!!! well its probably from the LPSG (look it up) except theyre all hung up with having cocks the size of a coca cola can! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've thought this through. In order to insert something into the vagina, or a space in the body space big enough to hold the object (ie the mouth or bum) the entrance has to be stretched to gain access to (for this purpose lets call it 'the cavern').
The tin of beans has to be gripped by the hand and the other hand has to spread the elastic like lips or sphincter to the cavern to get the insertion started. Unless the entrance to the cavern is VERY elasticated, when you insert one part of the can (being round and slippery with lubrication) it will just pop out as you try to insert another part of the can. You cant twist it in as this will cause lip drag. Unless someone has a cavern door the diameter of a tin of beans I do not believe it can work. The tin isnt deep enough to get a good feed in unless you are talking large tall tin when you can grip it lower down and the sheer size might keep it in place while you shove the rest in."
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I have to say that I ended up at a BDSM night at a London club some years ago, and during the course of prodedings a young lady inserted a can of Coke into her vagina, opened it and poured the drink into a glass without spilling a drop. It's tru that by that stage of the evening I was in a state of shock from having witnessed a lot of the preceding bizarre behaviour, but I swear it did happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yes but thats a smaller diameter, light aluminium drinks can that can be squished by hand and in comparison a heavier, full, squat small can of beans in steel is a more difficult prospect. Everyone has seen or heard about sticky vicky and her amazing vagina - I'm thinking about yer average vagina that doesnt do party tricks... and thinking far too much about it today!!!!!
Ill just watch the rest of the comments I feel I may have said enough!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to go on an international site and one lady used to put a can up her and another used to put three golf balls inside herself and pop them out. Dont know what happened to either of them"
One teed off and the other got herself in a fizz? |
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"I used to go on an international site and one lady used to put a can up her and another used to put three golf balls inside herself and pop them out. Dont know what happened to either of them
One teed off and the other got herself in a fizz?"
lol, for some reason i often think about the golf ball lady and if one got stuck, they where both american and used to do it at set times during the day |
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