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over a year ago
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"I'm gonna suggest you do some reading up, look online, get yourself educated a little....
I always wondered why my nan wouldn't sit on a bar stool. She must have been afraid of swallowing it."
You talk a load of shite at times.... ffs woman. Never seen a a nun in a bar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be confused as to what a lady garden is. Personally ladies I love a lady garden but they are quite rare these days ????"
I have a lady garden ....I get loads of mail about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems to be confused as to what a lady garden is. Personally ladies I love a lady garden but they are quite rare these days ????I have a lady garden ....I get loads of mail about it "
Your ok lady garden is beautiful never mow it lol  |
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"The more a lady has sex and ages the deeper her vagina gets
For men they shrink, it gets rubbed away
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Yup, don't listen to these other people, this is 100% true.
This is why, by the end of a man's life, he can normally only get sexual stimulation from one of those Chinese finger traps.
Better start stocking up, OP. |
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"The more a lady has sex and ages the deeper her vagina gets
For men they shrink, it gets rubbed away
Yup, don't listen to these other people, this is 100% true.
This is why, by the end of a man's life, he can normally only get sexual stimulation from one of those Chinese finger traps.
Better start stocking up, OP."
Chinese finger trap  ohh the images that went through my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna suggest you do some reading up, look online, get yourself educated a little....
I always wondered why my nan wouldn't sit on a bar stool. She must have been afraid of swallowing it."
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"The more a lady has sex and ages the deeper her vagina gets
For men they shrink, it gets rubbed away
Yup, don't listen to these other people, this is 100% true.
This is why, by the end of a man's life, he can normally only get sexual stimulation from one of those Chinese finger traps.
Better start stocking up, OP.
Chinese finger trap ohh the images that went through my head "
It's not funny! Some of these older men who've had their dicks worn away from too much sex are no laughing matter!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The more a lady has sex and ages the deeper her vagina gets
For men they shrink, it gets rubbed away
Yup, don't listen to these other people, this is 100% true.
This is why, by the end of a man's life, he can normally only get sexual stimulation from one of those Chinese finger traps.
Better start stocking up, OP.
Chinese finger trap ohh the images that went through my head
It's not funny! Some of these older men who've had their dicks worn away from too much sex are no laughing matter!! "
Mine has stood up well to years of erosion pmsl |
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"The more a lady has sex and ages the deeper her vagina gets
For men they shrink, it gets rubbed away
Yup, don't listen to these other people, this is 100% true.
This is why, by the end of a man's life, he can normally only get sexual stimulation from one of those Chinese finger traps.
Better start stocking up, OP.
Chinese finger trap ohh the images that went through my head
It's not funny! Some of these older men who've had their dicks worn away from too much sex are no laughing matter!! "
cracked me up |
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"The more a lady has sex and ages the deeper her vagina gets
For men they shrink, it gets rubbed away
Yup, don't listen to these other people, this is 100% true.
This is why, by the end of a man's life, he can normally only get sexual stimulation from one of those Chinese finger traps.
Better start stocking up, OP.
Chinese finger trap ohh the images that went through my head
It's not funny! Some of these older men who've had their dicks worn away from too much sex are no laughing matter!! "
Poor guys |
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Op as you probably know a womans vagina is able to expand to allow a baby through or a penis in and can snap back to its normal size after. It doesn't get bigger as women get older or the more sex you have but failure to keep up pelvic floor exercises can make the muscles less toned. As a woman ages she naturally loses oestrogen and her vagina can actually become smaller because the tissues shrink, maintaining a regular sex life can help prevent this. In general though women don't want bigger cocks as they get older for physical reasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The more a lady has sex and ages the deeper her vagina gets
For men they shrink, it gets rubbed away
Yup, don't listen to these other people, this is 100% true.
This is why, by the end of a man's life, he can normally only get sexual stimulation from one of those Chinese finger traps.
Better start stocking up, OP.
Chinese finger trap ohh the images that went through my head
It's not funny! Some of these older men who've had their dicks worn away from too much sex are no laughing matter!! "
Stop it ladies. It'sno llaughing matter.... I'm getting a complex (it's getting difficult) that's a hard on for an old man.  |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?"
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas. 
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x"
Why is it a harmful notion that vaginas become looser? It's just a fact of nature that most vaginas will not be as tight after childbirth than before.
Quote from NHS website:
"Your vagina might look wider than it did before, according to Dr Suzy Elneil, consultant in urogynaecology at University College Hospital, London.
"The vagina can feel looser, softer and more 'open'," she says. It may also look and feel bruised or swollen. This is normal, and the swelling and openness should start to reduce a few days after your baby is born.
Your vagina will probably not return completely to its pre-birth shape, but this shouldn't be a problem." |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x"
So what harm is there in educating him differently rather than being patronising and taking the mick?
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
Why is it a harmful notion that vaginas become looser? It's just a fact of nature that most vaginas will not be as tight after childbirth than before.
Quote from NHS website:
"Your vagina might look wider than it did before, according to Dr Suzy Elneil, consultant in urogynaecology at University College Hospital, London.
"The vagina can feel looser, softer and more 'open'," she says. It may also look and feel bruised or swollen. This is normal, and the swelling and openness should start to reduce a few days after your baby is born.
Your vagina will probably not return completely to its pre-birth shape, but this shouldn't be a problem.""
It's not harmful that vaginas get looser.
It's harmful that a) society makes this assumption based on no reason, and more importantly b) society thinks this is a detrimental occurrence. Women are pressured into having tight vaginas and the fact that vaginas might change shape to become looser is seen as a bad thing. THAT'S the harmful bit - that it's seen as a bad thing (rather than just a change) |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
So what harm is there in educating him differently rather than being patronising and taking the mick?
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*shrug* there's no harm. But the fact that he thinks something kinda misogynistic is what the mick is being taken out off. Not his general ignorance. |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
So what harm is there in educating him differently rather than being patronising and taking the mick?
*shrug* there's no harm. But the fact that he thinks something kinda misogynistic is what the mick is being taken out off. Not his general ignorance."
Yeah, that's partly my point. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
So what harm is there in educating him differently rather than being patronising and taking the mick?
*shrug* there's no harm. But the fact that he thinks something kinda misogynistic is what the mick is being taken out off. Not his general ignorance.
Yeah, that's partly my point. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar."
You catch more flies with shit what's your point? Lol |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
So what harm is there in educating him differently rather than being patronising and taking the mick?
*shrug* there's no harm. But the fact that he thinks something kinda misogynistic is what the mick is being taken out off. Not his general ignorance.
Yeah, that's partly my point. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
You catch more flies with shit what's your point? Lol "
Wel that is also true
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
Why is it a harmful notion that vaginas become looser? It's just a fact of nature that most vaginas will not be as tight after childbirth than before.
Quote from NHS website:
"Your vagina might look wider than it did before, according to Dr Suzy Elneil, consultant in urogynaecology at University College Hospital, London.
"The vagina can feel looser, softer and more 'open'," she says. It may also look and feel bruised or swollen. This is normal, and the swelling and openness should start to reduce a few days after your baby is born.
Your vagina will probably not return completely to its pre-birth shape, but this shouldn't be a problem."
It's not harmful that vaginas get looser.
It's harmful that a) society makes this assumption based on no reason, and more importantly b) society thinks this is a detrimental occurrence. Women are pressured into having tight vaginas and the fact that vaginas might change shape to become looser is seen as a bad thing. THAT'S the harmful bit - that it's seen as a bad thing (rather than just a change)"
Swings and roundabouts really. If you are doing missionary in the dark then a tighter vagina does feel better. If your lady is a bit more open minded then you can use the additional space for other things that allow for more options, theres always anal anyway. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
So what harm is there in educating him differently rather than being patronising and taking the mick?
*shrug* there's no harm. But the fact that he thinks something kinda misogynistic is what the mick is being taken out off. Not his general ignorance.
Yeah, that's partly my point. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
You catch more flies with shit what's your point? Lol "
I think this may be my post of the day. |
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?
There's a difference between "not knowing" and spouting misogynistic rubbish about loose vaginas.
Because OP didn't just ask "so how does a woman's body change?" He specifically referenced the really harmful notion that women's vaginas become looser. That's the issue here. x
So what harm is there in educating him differently rather than being patronising and taking the mick?
*shrug* there's no harm. But the fact that he thinks something kinda misogynistic is what the mick is being taken out off. Not his general ignorance.
Yeah, that's partly my point. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
You catch more flies with shit what's your point? Lol
I think this may be my post of the day."
It gets my vote
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i will tell you ----------------when im old
;;; as for men - not all mens bits shrivel to nothing - i work with the elderly and can confirm this "
It's not shrivelled, it's erosion, get to 50 with an above average cock and you just haven't made sufficient effort to erode it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Out of interest how many people on this thread knew how aging affected a woman's body when they were 28?"
At 28 Women were still a mystery to me, closing on 58 I have learned how to make a woman reach an acceptable orgasm with toys, any of my fingers or thumbs, my cock or my tongue, but I still have absolutely no idea how their minds work.
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By (user no longer on site)
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As an older lady who has had 3 above average weight babies, a hysterectomy and now suffering with a slight prolapse due to the hysterectomy and hormones, I can say that my vagina isn't as tight, my entrance is scarred and uneven, and my inner labia have turned darker in colour.
We change with age.
I still can't accommodate a fat or long cock comfortably though  |
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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago
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Quote from NHS website:
"Your vagina might look wider than it did before, according to Dr Suzy Elneil, consultant in urogynaecology at University College Hospital, London""
My wagon wheel and penguin use to look wider, and longer :D |
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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'm curious to know if as a lady get older she will want bigger am I wrong in thinking this
oh dear oh dear . . shaking head in despair "
Bigger bank balance, bigger chocolate, more wine , that's the answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the record, at the age of 28 I didn't know what an uncircumcised penis looked like and I had no idea what tea-nagging was until a few years ago.
Getting the tea to brew faster...... love it"
Knew some smart arse would notice that |
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"I'm curious to know if as a lady get older she will want bigger am I wrong in thinking this
oh dear oh dear . . shaking head in despair
Bigger bank balance, bigger chocolate, more wine , that's the answer "
.....OP..... this is the answer |
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