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over a year ago
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"Not in a drinking mood right now but I'm more than happy to tend the bar for you 
Oh that would be grand, I can saunter around and great my patrons  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please"
Coming right up! Trying to keep your wits about you tonight? 
"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking. "
And what type would you like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey cutie, can I have a virgin Piña Colada please
Coming right up! Trying to keep your wits about you tonight?
Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
And what type would you like? "
Twinings English Breakfast please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??  "
I don't know what that is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep. "
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??
I don't know what that is."
It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner.
How about an affogato??  "
Bless you!
Actually, that sounds proper lush. |
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"I'm zonked so maybe an espresso martini might perk me up. Or a pint of a really good hoppy ale and a snooze in the corner.
How about an affogato??
Bless you!
Actually, that sounds proper lush."
They are that - a sugar, caffeine and fat hit all in one lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??
I don't know what that is.
It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!! "
Well, I can't really drink.
And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep.
I'm saving it up for Autumn "
I just never flirt |
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??
I don't know what that is.
It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!!
Well, I can't really drink.
And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain."
I have a delightful teapot.
Come sit down, I'll brew up |
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??
I don't know what that is.
It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!!
Well, I can't really drink.
And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain."
Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something....  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Terrible service here.
Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. "
I think it's because I didn't say please 
Please can I have a large measure of your most potent liquor (to start)? |
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep.
I'm saving it up for Autumn
I just never flirt "
I think you do, and often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Terrible service here.
Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker. "
Know what you mean, must be an American sports bar!!!! |
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"Terrible service here.
Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker.
I think it's because I didn't say please
Please can I have a large measure of your most potent liquor (to start)?"
I'm an awful host this evening.
Sorry to anyone I forgot, can't get the staff.
I shall get myself back behind the bar now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??
I don't know what that is.
It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!!
Well, I can't really drink.
And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain.
Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something.... "
Sugar? Because I'll have two if that's the case. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep.
I'm saving it up for Autumn
I just never flirt
I think you do, and often "
Pfft, I get accused of that all the time. |
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep.
I'm saving it up for Autumn
I just never flirt
I think you do, and often
Pfft, I get accused of that all the time."
 ah well. Remember your surroundings  |
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??
I don't know what that is.
It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!!
Well, I can't really drink.
And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain.
Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something....
Sugar? Because I'll have two if that's the case."
You're such a puritan!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
I don't flirt either, I've got an award to keep.
I'm saving it up for Autumn
I just never flirt
I think you do, and often
Pfft, I get accused of that all the time.
ah well. Remember your surroundings "
A conservatory? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting may happen? I'd never get caught up in something like that.
Just tea for me, I'm not drinking.
Not even to try some delicious Silent Pool??
I don't know what that is.
It's a very delicious gin with an amazing fruity bouquet flavour and you need to try some!!
Well, I can't really drink.
And, I don't like Gin. Bad memories of it. Yes, I'm a pain.
Awww, we'll just have to spike your tea with something....
Sugar? Because I'll have two if that's the case.
You're such a puritan!
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Philistine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Terrible service here.
Always get overlooked by the bar staff so the pretty people can get served quicker.
I think it's because I didn't say please
Please can I have a large measure of your most potent liquor (to start)?
I'm an awful host this evening.
Sorry to anyone I forgot, can't get the staff.
I shall get myself back behind the bar now"
Yes please, I'm dying for that glass of wine. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It?
No it won't. Well you won't remember it. "
Ah, the embrace of blessed oblivion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It?
Work on a Saturday 
Have another drink, large? "
Oooh please M'lady |
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"Rioja has happened already but I have to get up for work in the morning... ah, hell! One more won't hurt will It?
Work on a Saturday
Have another drink, large?
Oooh please M'lady "
I don't have measures here, the glass just gets filled.
Come sit at the bar |
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"*squeezes through the crowd at the bar and stands on tippytoe to try get Honey's attention*
Could I have a nice chilled glass of sancerre please? I'm in the mood for something sweet... "
You have come to the right place |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*squeezes through the crowd at the bar and stands on tippytoe to try get Honey's attention*
Could I have a nice chilled glass of sancerre please? I'm in the mood for something sweet...
You have come to the right place "
Pull up a seat each you two, you've been running around far too much while I've been gone Honey. |
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