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"But when do you want it.....now 
Yes... But I can be patient too... Kinda.... I mean, I doubt raw pizza tastes anything near as good as a cooked one  "
Very true....but they don't go with the chant |
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"Just jumping on the bandwagon...
Anything think they know what I want???? 
A travel ticket to Naughty Towers. 
Is that a season ticket??  "
If you wanna ride the attractions multiple times, of course.  |
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"Just jumping on the bandwagon...
Anything think they know what I want????
More blankets for the fort?"
Too warm for blankets now.... I'm thinking clean, crisp white sheets may be required for my fort  |
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"Me and a hotel room a nice bottle of fizz,some nice underwear and about 12 hrs"
That's terribly kind of you to offer.... But what would I wear????
Never mind... Just checked your profile and it states no weirdos... they don't come much weirder than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats  always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday "
You can go off people you know. |
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"A complete signed first edition of every Terry Pratchett novel? "
Ohhhhhhhh..... You've touched on a very particular wish there G... someday I hope!! Gotta keep scouring those second hand bookshops |
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday "
I hate cats as much as they hate me.
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"A complete signed first edition of every Terry Pratchett novel?
Ohhhhhhhh..... You've touched on a very particular wish there G... someday I hope!! Gotta keep scouring those second hand bookshops "
Can you look out for my books too please. There aren't enough book shops here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?"
I'm ya man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday
I hate cats as much as they hate me.
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Again, you can go off people. |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
I'm ya man "
Crack on then |
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday
I hate cats as much as they hate me.
Again, you can go off people. "
They make me dribble from many orifices. I'm sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday
I hate cats as much as they hate me.
Again, you can go off people.
They make me dribble from many orifices. I'm sorry. "
You say the sexiest things sometimes. |
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday
You can go off people you know."
Go off me?
Cos I don't like a cat?
Hatter dear,
You can't do that....  |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?"
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem |
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday
I hate cats as much as they hate me.
Again, you can go off people.
They make me dribble from many orifices. I'm sorry.
You say the sexiest things sometimes. "
You have no idea. |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem "
With your tongue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A kitten?
I don't really like cats always get the feeling they're assessing how long it would take them to eat me if I died....
Give me a big daft dopey dog anyday
You can go off people you know.
Go off me?
Cos I don't like a cat?
Hatter dear,
You can't do that.... "
Speak to me in rhyme, my weakness. Good save. |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem
With your tongue?"
Yep |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem
With your tongue?
Yep "
Isn't that a standard thing they teach us ladies now |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem
With your tongue?
Yep
Isn't that a standard thing they teach us ladies now "
Is it??? No clue... Was something that just came naturally to me... Been a party piece for over 30 years lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem
With your tongue?
Yep
Isn't that a standard thing they teach us ladies now
Is it??? No clue... Was something that just came naturally to me... Been a party piece for over 30 years lol."
Can you do it with plums? |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem
With your tongue?
Yep
Isn't that a standard thing they teach us ladies now
Is it??? No clue... Was something that just came naturally to me... Been a party piece for over 30 years lol.
Can you do it with plums?"
Never tried plum stems... probably not as easy to manipulate |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?
Cherries are good too.... I can do a trick with a cherry stem
With your tongue?
Yep
Isn't that a standard thing they teach us ladies now
Is it??? No clue... Was something that just came naturally to me... Been a party piece for over 30 years lol."
Oral skills  |
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"Just jumping on the bandwagon...
Anything think they know what I want????
More blankets for the fort?
Too warm for blankets now.... I'm thinking clean, crisp white sheets may be required for my fort "
How about a fort-building buddy. I used to be pretty handy with those, I bet I still got it!
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"Just jumping on the bandwagon...
Anything think they know what I want????
More blankets for the fort?
Too warm for blankets now.... I'm thinking clean, crisp white sheets may be required for my fort
How about a fort-building buddy. I used to be pretty handy with those, I bet I still got it!
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Do your fort-building skills stretch to channel-spanning bridge building too??? |
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"Strawberries and cream?
That too has been mentioned.... Have to say... They are looking particularly appealing...
I prefer cherries.
Anyone wanna do a photo with cherries?"
Cherries and then cherries and cream. That sounds great. |
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"Did we find out?
Seems its still a mystery.... Maybe someone will find out someday
Yeah I bet 
No clues now you!!!
This lot need more than clues "
Nah.
Some of us don't feel the need to know the ins and out of everyones stuff.
That'll be where those assumptions begin and the rumour mill ticks.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A tall man with a hairy chest?
You've been doing research...
I'm a man who reads profiles. I bet that gets you hot and bothered.
Swooon.... next you'll say you don't send cock pics.... "
Nope, they're on the profile for the all to see |
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"A 33pc 1/4” & 3/8” Socket Set?
3/8" drive socket set... Yes please
Please say it's this. I want this. "
Oh I do.... I really really do...!! Oh wait... You mean the socket set??? Hmpfff.... I suppose I could always tighten a couple of nuts... |
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"A ladys touch xx only we no how
No, that's what I want. "
Wait now.... Is this your list or mine??? You want a lady's touch, or you want me to want a lady's touch.... Oooo Ooooo!!! Wait... I think I know the answer to this one.... 42 |
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"A ladys touch xx only we no how
No, that's what I want.
Wait now.... Is this your list or mine??? You want a lady's touch, or you want me to want a lady's touch.... Oooo Ooooo!!! Wait... I think I know the answer to this one.... 42 "
You know you want me. |
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"A ladys touch xx only we no how
No, that's what I want.
Wait now.... Is this your list or mine??? You want a lady's touch, or you want me to want a lady's touch.... Oooo Ooooo!!! Wait... I think I know the answer to this one.... 42
You know you want me."
Do you paint??? Cos right now I'd rather stay in bed and let someone else decorate... 2 rooms done... Just another 13 to go....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A ladys touch xx only we no how
No, that's what I want.
Wait now.... Is this your list or mine??? You want a lady's touch, or you want me to want a lady's touch.... Oooo Ooooo!!! Wait... I think I know the answer to this one.... 42
You know you want me.
Do you paint??? Cos right now I'd rather stay in bed and let someone else decorate... 2 rooms done... Just another 13 to go.... "
15 rooms? That's a big blanket fort. |
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"A ladys touch xx only we no how
No, that's what I want.
Wait now.... Is this your list or mine??? You want a lady's touch, or you want me to want a lady's touch.... Oooo Ooooo!!! Wait... I think I know the answer to this one.... 42
You know you want me.
Do you paint??? Cos right now I'd rather stay in bed and let someone else decorate... 2 rooms done... Just another 13 to go....
15 rooms? That's a big blanket fort. "
Yup... and just me in it most of the time!!! I must be mad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A ladys touch xx only we no how
No, that's what I want.
Wait now.... Is this your list or mine??? You want a lady's touch, or you want me to want a lady's touch.... Oooo Ooooo!!! Wait... I think I know the answer to this one.... 42 "
42? Have you been counting my hotlist? |
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"Just jumping on the bandwagon...
Anything think they know what I want????
More blankets for the fort?
Too warm for blankets now.... I'm thinking clean, crisp white sheets may be required for my fort
How about a fort-building buddy. I used to be pretty handy with those, I bet I still got it!
Do your fort-building skills stretch to channel-spanning bridge building too??? "
Sure, as long as there is duct tape, is there duct tape? |
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"A ladys touch xx only we no how
No, that's what I want.
Wait now.... Is this your list or mine??? You want a lady's touch, or you want me to want a lady's touch.... Oooo Ooooo!!! Wait... I think I know the answer to this one.... 42
42? Have you been counting my hotlist? "
I've only counted up to the letter C so far on it and its already more than that... |
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"Just jumping on the bandwagon...
Anything think they know what I want????
More blankets for the fort?
Too warm for blankets now.... I'm thinking clean, crisp white sheets may be required for my fort
How about a fort-building buddy. I used to be pretty handy with those, I bet I still got it!
Do your fort-building skills stretch to channel-spanning bridge building too???
Sure, as long as there is duct tape, is there duct tape?"
Ermmm I dunno.... This was your idea |
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