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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?
I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.
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The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt 
That sounds so wrong, on every level. Why would there be a yoghurt with Milky Bar in it? If you came, did it all look the same?  "
Eeeeeeewwwwww!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress. "
I used sometimes use a pillow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow "
How does that work?!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well now I feel boring. I haven't used anything weird really. I guess the weirdest thing was dipping strawberries into a womans wet pussy before eating them."
Wanna use me?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow
How does that work?!?"
Erm.....friction  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
That sounds so wrong, on every level. Why would there be a yoghurt with Milky Bar in it? If you came, did it all look the same? "
I know it was a little weird! She wanted it licked off her and then fed to her. And yeah, now you mention it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow
How does that work?!?
Erm.....friction "
Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used a hollowed out cucumber last week as a wank aid, I saw it on a porn site. I tried it as an experiment for a thread on here, I had to split it along its length because I couldn't get my cock in it so I just wrapped it around my cock and away I went. Lovely soft skin afterwards. I did have a pic but I deleted it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow
How does that work?!?
Erm.....friction
Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow? "
Uh huh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used a hollowed out cucumber last week as a wank aid, I saw it on a porn site. I tried it as an experiment for a thread on here, I had to split it along its length because I couldn't get my cock in it so I just wrapped it around my cock and away I went. Lovely soft skin afterwards. I did have a pic but I deleted it. "
You never told us if it made you cum though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow
How does that work?!?
Erm.....friction
Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?
Uh huh "
Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted "
What's for starter?  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?
I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.
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Reminds me of the old Catholic school joke.. ''House rule - Lights out by 8, Candles out by 9!'' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter? "
Canapés? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?
I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.
Reminds me of the old Catholic school joke.. ''House rule - Lights out by 8, Candles out by 9!''"
I said I was old school. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter?
Canapés?"
For nibbling? |
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow
How does that work?!?
Erm.....friction
Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?
Uh huh
Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol"
I still do that now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter?
Canapés?
For nibbling? "
Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster! |
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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago
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"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?
I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.
The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound "
k came home with 41 pound.isaid what tight fucker gave you the pound .?they all did she replied ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used a hollowed out cucumber last week as a wank aid, I saw it on a porn site. I tried it as an experiment for a thread on here, I had to split it along its length because I couldn't get my cock in it so I just wrapped it around my cock and away I went. Lovely soft skin afterwards. I did have a pic but I deleted it.
You never told us if it made you cum though! "
It did actually, quicker than normal, it was actually quite nice x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow
How does that work?!?
Erm.....friction
Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?
Uh huh
Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol I still do that now "
It wiles away a Sunday morning lie in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter?
Canapés?
For nibbling?
Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!"
Agreed Mr Bear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?
I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.
The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound k came home with 41 pound.isaid what tight fucker gave you the pound .?they all did she replied ha ha"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used a hollowed out cucumber last week as a wank aid, I saw it on a porn site. I tried it as an experiment for a thread on here, I had to split it along its length because I couldn't get my cock in it so I just wrapped it around my cock and away I went. Lovely soft skin afterwards. I did have a pic but I deleted it.
You never told us if it made you cum though!
It did actually, quicker than normal, it was actually quite nice x"
Gonna do it again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used a hollowed out cucumber last week as a wank aid, I saw it on a porn site. I tried it as an experiment for a thread on here, I had to split it along its length because I couldn't get my cock in it so I just wrapped it around my cock and away I went. Lovely soft skin afterwards. I did have a pic but I deleted it.
You never told us if it made you cum though!
It did actually, quicker than normal, it was actually quite nice x
Gonna do it again? "
Probably not, that was in the name of science, too much hassle x |
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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago
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The best thing I made as a wank aide/fuck aide was a rubber glove, tape, thick foam and some oil.
Use a piece of foam big enough to take the length and width of your cock.
Roll it and tape the foam so it makes a tube.
Turn rubber glove inside out and insert it into the hole in the foam and turn top of glove over the foam.
Pour oil into the hole in the foam and then slide your cock in.
You can put it under your mattress and fuck it or just hold it and rub it up and down your shaft.
I like to hold it as when it warms up if feels like a really good blowjob and it doesn't take too long to cum either! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils "
Youre cute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The best thing I made as a wank aide/fuck aide was a rubber glove, tape, thick foam and some oil.
Use a piece of foam big enough to take the length and width of your cock.
Roll it and tape the foam so it makes a tube.
Turn rubber glove inside out and insert it into the hole in the foam and turn top of glove over the foam.
Pour oil into the hole in the foam and then slide your cock in.
You can put it under your mattress and fuck it or just hold it and rub it up and down your shaft.
I like to hold it as when it warms up if feels like a really good blowjob and it doesn't take too long to cum either!"
Very resourceful! |
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By *LoveableMan
over a year ago
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"It came from sitting in my room of a night time for a little extra rather than just used my hands
I bet it feels much better! "
To be honest it feels great. You can change the pressure around your cock by your hands and the lads will know this one, you get that build up like with a real blowjob and because there is contact all around the head it feels like being in a warm mouth.
Everyone should try making one and then tell us in the forum how it feels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute "
 Awwww. There's that word again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again "
Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again "
Cute and cageable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again
Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute "
That's just yours sweetie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again
Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute
That's just yours sweetie x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again
Hey at least she didn't call your penis cute "
that is true. But only special people get to see mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter?
Canapés?
For nibbling?
Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!
Agreed Mr Bear "
What's for main course then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter?
Canapés?
For nibbling?
Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!
Agreed Mr Bear
What's for main course then?"
Can I have you? Please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've used nothing weird.
And yet, that feels weird.
Try it!
What you suggest
Try loveable's idea!! We need a review!
Come over and help with the review "
Haha ill build it, I like arts and crafts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mars bar ... then ate it ... true story
Haha! Mars bar-then he ate it "
No .. I ate it ... I was alone ... the one few rare occasions I had a Red happy time ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mars bar ... then ate it ... true story
Haha! Mars bar-then he ate it
No .. I ate it ... I was alone ... the one few rare occasions I had a Red happy time ..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter?
Canapés?
For nibbling?
Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!
Agreed Mr Bear
What's for main course then?
Can I have you? Please?"
On your kitchen table with yoghurt? Uh huh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milky Bar Yogurt
I prefer rolo
Rolo yoghurt or Rolos?
I'll lick yoghurt from you and you can nibble rolos from me?
Right that's desert sorted
What's for starter?
Canapés?
For nibbling?
Canny beat a nibble hey Hopster!
Agreed Mr Bear
What's for main course then?
Can I have you? Please?
On your kitchen table with yoghurt? Uh huh "
*licks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait does the object have to touch my penis for it to count? Because if not then I used google cardboard VR  "
Haha, that rollercoaster does get really exciting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow "
I still do
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told once that if you get a watering and oil it up it makes a good replacement fanny. I never tried that but did try trapping my dick between the mattress and the bed once and fucking it. I seem to remember it feeling quite good, so long as you took some of the weight of the mattress.
I used sometimes use a pillow
How does that work?!?
Erm.....friction
Oh I see, you mean like grind against the pillow?
Uh huh
Not entirely unusual though. If you had said cuddly toy that might have been lol"
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait does the object have to touch my penis for it to count? Because if not then I used google cardboard VR
Haha, that rollercoaster does get really exciting! "
No roller coaster, not for a million pounds, never again |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was "
Courtney, you know when (usually) men refer to it as a gaping axe wound...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was
Courtney, you know when (usually) men refer to it as a gaping axe wound...?
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I know. I take it very personally  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was "
I know a guy who used the other end and ended up in a and e |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was
I know a guy who used the other end and ended up in a and e "
But....why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again
Cute and cageable "
First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage
I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used the handle of a knife once. It was a long time ago, but I think about it sometimes and about how stupid I was
I know a guy who used the other end and ended up in a and e
But....why? "
I didn't ask |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel weird for not using anything weird
My closest is having sex after giving a massage, so we were both slippery with with massage oils
Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again
Cute and cageable
First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage
I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule "
But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again
Cute and cageable
First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage
I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule
But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it? "
But it could be the last thing I do
Can't I just admire it from a distance? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing really weird but I did have a wank with a pair of latex gloves on once and I used my left hand just to give it a different feel "
Was it good? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Youre cute
Awwww. There's that word again
Cute and cageable
First it was fattening me till I couldn't move, then the funny smelling hanky, now a cage
I'm going to have to have a 10ft distance rule
But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?
But it could be the last thing I do
Can't I just admire it from a distance?"
You sure? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ate Ben and Jerry's ice cream off someone's cock once if that counts? Peanut butter cup too, which is my current favourite. He knows me well. "
I like his forward planning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?
But it could be the last thing I do
Can't I just admire it from a distance?
You sure? "
..I....think so
There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up |
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"Nothing really weird but I did have a wank with a pair of latex gloves on once and I used my left hand just to give it a different feel
Was it good? "
It couldn't of been that good as I only done it once |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...
But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?
But it could be the last thing I do
Can't I just admire it from a distance?
You sure?
..I....think so
There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up "
Hhhhhmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...
But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?
But it could be the last thing I do
Can't I just admire it from a distance?
You sure?
..I....think so
There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up
Hhhhhmmmmm "
Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...
But look at my bum....don't you wanna touch it?
But it could be the last thing I do
Can't I just admire it from a distance?
You sure?
..I....think so
There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up
Hhhhhmmmmm
Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me "
I will yes but you'll enjoy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...You sure?
..I....think so
There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up
Hhhhhmmmmm
Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me
I will yes but you'll enjoy it "
Haha, I can live with that. It's ... *Whispers in ear* ...
You didn't think I would put it on a public forum did you. Any one could use it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...You sure?
..I....think so
There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up
Hhhhhmmmmm
Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me
I will yes but you'll enjoy it
Haha, I can live with that. It's ... *Whispers in ear* ...
You didn't think I would put it on a public forum did you. Any one could use it "
I'll look forward to the pm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Personally nothing all that out of the ordinary. I'm boring!
However my friend once told me about a girl she met who wanted to use angel delight and a hairbrush. . ..
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Hhhhmmmm!... |
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Extra long Twix on the lady, then ,post her climax, ate the twix Lady and the Tramp spaghetti style followed by licking the chocolate from her now very sticky pussy.
On me, a long jar of hot dogs with the brine poured away, a couple of hot dogs removed and some virgin olive oil smothering erect cock and shaken in jar so the remaining dogs are covered.
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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago
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"It came from sitting in my room of a night time for a little extra rather than just used my hands
I bet it feels much better!
To be honest it feels great. You can change the pressure around your cock by your hands and the lads will know this one, you get that build up like with a real blowjob and because there is contact all around the head it feels like being in a warm mouth.
Everyone should try making one and then tell us in the forum how it feels."
saw how to make this on blue peter 1970.vallerie singleton did it for john noaks.sadly shep ate it on the way home |
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Never used any artificial aids at all but I know of a man who got arrested shagging an uncooked rolled pork joint whilst in some bushes late at night watching a girls dormitory. |
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"...You sure?
..I....think so
There is one thing you could do...but I'll never give that up
Hhhhhmmmmm
Well I can't tell you my one weakness, you'll use it against me
I will yes but you'll enjoy it
Haha, I can live with that. It's ... *Whispers in ear* ...
You didn't think I would put it on a public forum did you. Any one could use it
I'll look forward to the pm "
Haha, you'll be waiting a long time...about 6 months till I get past your filters |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"pillow obviously- still good...
sometimes a penis if I get carried away...
oh and ones had a pic challenge to a bottle of shampoo... not the shampoo mind you only the bottle "
That makes your head and shoulders above the rest |
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"pillow obviously- still good...
sometimes a penis if I get carried away...
oh and ones had a pic challenge to a bottle of shampoo... not the shampoo mind you only the bottle
That makes your head and shoulders above the rest "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a pretty weird conversation about mince today
Id like to know the weirdest thing you've used to masturbate with or incorporated into sex? "
Banana skin. Lol  |
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"You had a conversation about mince that covered apple pie and masturbation?
I'm old school... it was a candle as a teenager.
The conversation started with would you fuck a hooker if it was only a pound k came home with 41 pound.isaid what tight fucker gave you the pound .?they all did she replied ha ha"
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"A chuppa lollipop. The guy came just from watching me lol"
a girl done that for me and I nearly done the same. Glad I didn't tho as after I'd licked that strawberry pussy clean I had the best sex in ages lol
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