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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield

The confessional is open and you can repent your sin's in this thread. I swear I will keep your secrets between you and me (and whoever else posts but let's not get bogged down with technicalities)

Namely, Guilty Pleasures (music)

I will start of by saying, and I'm not ashamed to get this out there, I absolute love the Album 'Let's Go' by Avril Laveigne!! I can't help it! I know I'm a grown arsed man but I just love the album and listen to it maybe once a week!

Please don't judge me!

Over to you my children.

AJ

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guilty pleasure: disco music

Seems a bit strange coming from a 41 year old welder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

haha i belt out 'Im with you' like a strangl-ed cat :D great album though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"haha i belt out 'Im with you' like a strangl-ed cat :D great album though "

So does she.

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"haha i belt out 'Im with you' like a strangl-ed cat :D great album though "

LOVE that song!

'Anything but ordinary' get me singing like a shot canary!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"haha i belt out 'Im with you' like a strangl-ed cat :D great album though

So does she. "

To be fair i love that album

i need you on whatsapp or kik

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I haven't sinned, but I really wanna go partying and get mullered, more than likely embarrassing myself but not giving a shit.

My dog has sinned tho, she's just farted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've recently discovered elvis, I'm playing always on my mind over and over because I'd like to sing it to my ex

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton

I still really enjoy some of Bros' songs. Was dancing around the room last week to I owe you nothing. And I do like Girls aloud. A lot. And Spice Girls Spice up your life always makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ma gurl Tay-Tay Swizzle.

And Wrecking Ball by Miley. Tune.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just sinned....have succumbed to over indulgence in deposited of a new bike. Have fought the temptation for over 8 months....saying I don't need it and I'd never buy a new bike as it'llbe the first ill have to take to a dealer to repair when it goes wrong....

but she's far too beautiful...I'll ride her every day and will be hard to find a better ride. I hope her character shines. I now have to make a decision about my other bikes. Excited like a puppy

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I still really enjoy some of Bros' songs. Was dancing around the room last week to I owe you nothing. And I do like Girls aloud. A lot. And Spice Girls Spice up your life always makes me smile. "

I was going to give you pennance for the Bros' but you redeemed yourself with 'spice up.your life'

:forgiven

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Ma gurl Tay-Tay Swizzle.

And Wrecking Ball by Miley. Tune. "

:forgiven go fourth my child and shake, shake it out!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I've recently discovered elvis, I'm playing always on my mind over and over because I'd like to sing it to my ex "

:forgiven

Now don't forget to say "uh uh fank you vury much"

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I haven't sinned, but I really wanna go partying and get mullered, more than likely embarrassing myself but not giving a shit.

My dog has sinned tho, she's just farted "

BULLSHIT!!!! NOT FORGIVEN!

now what ever anyone confesses I can forgive (see the Bros post below) what I won't stand for is people who lie to me!!!!

Now bend over while I give that gorgeous peachy arse a good flogging while you repent.........

Ahhhhh I see what you did there you naughty girl...

:FORGIVEN XXXX

(Call again x)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry I still love ABBA can't help it just do

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Sorry I still love ABBA can't help it just do "

Well while that's most certainly a Tragedy, I'll let you off.

:FORGIVEN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty pleasure: disco music

Seems a bit strange coming from a 41 year old welder "

Nowt wrong with a bit of disco son.

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I've just sinned....have succumbed to over indulgence in deposited of a new bike. Have fought the temptation for over 8 months....saying I don't need it and I'd never buy a new bike as it'llbe the first ill have to take to a dealer to repair when it goes wrong....

but she's far too beautiful...I'll ride her every day and will be hard to find a better ride. I hope her character shines. I now have to make a decision about my other bikes. Excited like a puppy"

Whilst bikes are usually adorned by Satan worshiping biker gangs like hell's angels (I notice those dirty hairy blasphemous bastards never appreciate Grammar and always leave out the apostrophe.)

You did amuse a dirty old (well not so old) man of the cloth by insinuating you would pretty much have sex with a motorcycle. Please make sure you leave it to cool down first! Oh and don't ride like a twat!

:forgiven

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Guilty pleasure: disco music

Seems a bit strange coming from a 41 year old welder "

Try harder man. Disco is the godfather of house music. And as everyone knows you NEVER disrespect a godfather Capeesh!

:forgiven

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Guilty pleasure: disco music

Seems a bit strange coming from a 41 year old welder

Nowt wrong with a bit of disco son."

Sorry these pews are for confession not social commentary. Either confess your sin's or vacate my confessional. In other words fit in or fuck off.

Peace be with you my child!

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've been so good for so long but I can't put off buying Justin Beibers new cd any longer

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I haven't sinned, but I really wanna go partying and get mullered, more than likely embarrassing myself but not giving a shit.

My dog has sinned tho, she's just farted

BULLSHIT!!!! NOT FORGIVEN!

now what ever anyone confesses I can forgive (see the Bros post below) what I won't stand for is people who lie to me!!!!

Now bend over while I give that gorgeous peachy arse a good flogging while you repent.........

Ahhhhh I see what you did there you naughty girl...

:FORGIVEN XXXX

(Call again x) "

Hmmmm bend for a flogging? Make me

Ok.... I will admit I like cheesy 80's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guilty pleasure: disco music

Seems a bit strange coming from a 41 year old welder

Nowt wrong with a bit of disco son.

Sorry these pews are for confession not social commentary. Either confess your sin's or vacate my confessional. In other words fit in or fuck off.

Peace be with you my child! "

Surely disco can't be counted as a sin, disco is the word.

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I've been so good for so long but I can't put off buying Justin Beibers new cd any longer "

Join the line behind Peach please for you lovely arse to be flogged!!

** sorry can't forgive you for something you've not done yet. This ain't wongafessions **

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I still love ABBA can't help it just do

Well while that's most certainly a Tragedy, I'll let you off.

:FORGIVEN x"

Thank you father

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I haven't done the sin yet but I found my ex FWB,s married brother on another adult site and I have a meet set up with him at mine. In the meantime my ex FWB has unexpectedly come back and is fked me again today. I didn't think there was a snowflakes chance in hell of my FWB coming back after I Facebook messaged his new girlfriend and sent her a picture of his cock.

Father what shall I do xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love Justin Beiber.tried getting tickets for concert but sold out

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I haven't sinned, but I really wanna go partying and get mullered, more than likely embarrassing myself but not giving a shit.

My dog has sinned tho, she's just farted

BULLSHIT!!!! NOT FORGIVEN!

now what ever anyone confesses I can forgive (see the Bros post below) what I won't stand for is people who lie to me!!!!

Now bend over while I give that gorgeous peachy arse a good flogging while you repent.........

Ahhhhh I see what you did there you naughty girl...

:FORGIVEN XXXX

(Call again x)

Hmmmm bend for a flogging? Make me

Ok.... I will admit I like cheesy 80's.

"

OH DEAR LORD PLEASE FORGIVE THIS CHILD FOR SHE KNOWS NOT (AHEM! KNOWS EXACTLY) WHAT SHE DOES!

** grabs Peach and forcefully beds her over the pew **

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd."

FFS get on the naughty step man xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

FFS get on the naughty step man xxx"

I feel dirty and ashamed to have even shared that.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I haven't sinned, but I really wanna go partying and get mullered, more than likely embarrassing myself but not giving a shit.

My dog has sinned tho, she's just farted

BULLSHIT!!!! NOT FORGIVEN!

now what ever anyone confesses I can forgive (see the Bros post below) what I won't stand for is people who lie to me!!!!

Now bend over while I give that gorgeous peachy arse a good flogging while you repent.........

Ahhhhh I see what you did there you naughty girl...

:FORGIVEN XXXX

(Call again x)

Hmmmm bend for a flogging? Make me

Ok.... I will admit I like cheesy 80's.

OH DEAR LORD PLEASE FORGIVE THIS CHILD FOR SHE KNOWS NOT (AHEM! KNOWS EXACTLY) WHAT SHE DOES!

** grabs Peach and forcefully beds her over the pew ** "

Ooooooooooo

Thank

You

Father

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd."

:not fucking forgiven!!!! Play it backwards and you'll see why!

But first into the corner you go dressed as the ugly demon hooker from dusk till dawn and prey 25 hail Mary's.

Be gone sinner!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I haven't sinned, but I really wanna go partying and get mullered, more than likely embarrassing myself but not giving a shit.

My dog has sinned tho, she's just farted

BULLSHIT!!!! NOT FORGIVEN!

now what ever anyone confesses I can forgive (see the Bros post below) what I won't stand for is people who lie to me!!!!

Now bend over while I give that gorgeous peachy arse a good flogging while you repent.........

Ahhhhh I see what you did there you naughty girl...

:FORGIVEN XXXX

(Call again x)

Hmmmm bend for a flogging? Make me

Ok.... I will admit I like cheesy 80's.

OH DEAR LORD PLEASE FORGIVE THIS CHILD FOR SHE KNOWS NOT (AHEM! KNOWS EXACTLY) WHAT SHE DOES!

** grabs Peach and forcefully beds her over the pew ** "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

:not fucking forgiven!!!! Play it backwards and you'll see why!

But first into the corner you go dressed as the ugly demon hooker from dusk till dawn and prey 25 hail Mary's.

Be gone sinner! "

Thank you father.

In my defence I did think they were pretty fit at the time.

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I haven't done the sin yet but I found my ex FWB,s married brother on another adult site and I have a meet set up with him at mine. In the meantime my ex FWB has unexpectedly come back and is fked me again today. I didn't think there was a snowflakes chance in hell of my FWB coming back after I Facebook messaged his new girlfriend and sent her a picture of his cock.

Father what shall I do xxx"

You my girl, are a fucking legend. Come see me after confession and I'll show you EXACTLY what you should do!

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

FFS get on the naughty step man xxx"

Hey thats an ace tune!! (while I'm still sinning, may as well carry on)

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I love Justin Beiber.tried getting tickets for concert but sold out "

Normally I would punish the shit out of you for amassing such audible bullshit and no doubt you would have bought two and taken an innocent person and subjected them to such filth. However, you failed in your sordid plans and this has afforded you some time to think of your sin and give you chance to repent! Use it wisely.

:FORGIVEN

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I haven't sinned, but I really wanna go partying and get mullered, more than likely embarrassing myself but not giving a shit.

My dog has sinned tho, she's just farted

BULLSHIT!!!! NOT FORGIVEN!

now what ever anyone confesses I can forgive (see the Bros post below) what I won't stand for is people who lie to me!!!!

Now bend over while I give that gorgeous peachy arse a good flogging while you repent.........

Ahhhhh I see what you did there you naughty girl...

:FORGIVEN XXXX

(Call again x)

Hmmmm bend for a flogging? Make me

Ok.... I will admit I like cheesy 80's.

OH DEAR LORD PLEASE FORGIVE THIS CHILD FOR SHE KNOWS NOT (AHEM! KNOWS EXACTLY) WHAT SHE DOES!

** grabs Peach and forcefully beds her over the pew **

Ooooooooooo

Fuck

You

Father

"

FTFM

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

:not fucking forgiven!!!! Play it backwards and you'll see why!

But first into the corner you go dressed as the ugly demon hooker from dusk till dawn and prey 25 hail Mary's.

Be gone sinner!

Thank you father.

In my defence I did think they were pretty fit at the time. "

Did you get to fuck any of them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I haven't done the sin yet but I found my ex FWB,s married brother on another adult site and I have a meet set up with him at mine. In the meantime my ex FWB has unexpectedly come back and is fked me again today. I didn't think there was a snowflakes chance in hell of my FWB coming back after I Facebook messaged his new girlfriend and sent her a picture of his cock.

Father what shall I do xxx

You my girl, are a fucking legend. Come see me after confession and I'll show you EXACTLY what you should do! "

Thank you father, that's very kind of you. Will that be bent over the pew like the other lady? XXX

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

FFS get on the naughty step man xxx

Hey thats an ace tune!! (while I'm still sinning, may as well carry on) "

I see your game Missy!

You shall have to wait your turn!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"

** grabs Peach and forcefully beds her over the pew **

Ooooooooooo

Fuck

You

Father

FTFM "

Yes my dear, yes you will.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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forgive me for saying what i think. please do not punish me with a condescending reply, thank you.

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I haven't done the sin yet but I found my ex FWB,s married brother on another adult site and I have a meet set up with him at mine. In the meantime my ex FWB has unexpectedly come back and is fked me again today. I didn't think there was a snowflakes chance in hell of my FWB coming back after I Facebook messaged his new girlfriend and sent her a picture of his cock.

Father what shall I do xxx

You my girl, are a fucking legend. Come see me after confession and I'll show you EXACTLY what you should do!

Thank you father, that's very kind of you. Will that be bent over the pew like the other lady? XXX

"

Kind of,

**Grabs Miss fits her with a large strapon bends her over Peaches now glowing red posterior forcibly making her enter Peachy from behind causing Peaches arse to sting with her body heat and her letting out a squeal of pleasure, Grabs paddle**

Repent!!!! Repent I tell you! **thwack**

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"forgive me for saying what i think. please do not punish me with a condescending reply, thank you."

Well you haven't said anything, so I shall forgo the condescending replay and just kindly ask you to remove you bra and show off your lovely tits, x

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Forgive me father as i have sinned as i still like and listen to sir mix a lot i like big butts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just sinned....have succumbed to over indulgence in deposited of a new bike. Have fought the temptation for over 8 months....saying I don't need it and I'd never buy a new bike as it'llbe the first ill have to take to a dealer to repair when it goes wrong....

but she's far too beautiful...I'll ride her every day and will be hard to find a better ride. I hope her character shines. I now have to make a decision about my other bikes. Excited like a puppy

Whilst bikes are usually adorned by Satan worshiping biker gangs like hell's angels (I notice those dirty hairy blasphemous bastards never appreciate Grammar and always leave out the apostrophe.)

You did amuse a dirty old (well not so old) man of the cloth by insinuating you would pretty much have sex with a motorcycle. Please make sure you leave it to cool down first! Oh and don't ride like a twat!

:forgiven "

I ride as I should...steady, consistent and test the limits. I alway take time to pick my steed, a well engineered and reliable yoke, occasionally taking her to her limits without breaking her or causing damage. Repair takes time... time wasted when she should be ridden well tight between the thighs, driving forward with acceleration.

Reliability a must.

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"forgive me for saying what i think. please do not punish me with a condescending reply, thank you.

Well you haven't said anything, so I shall forgo the condescending replay and just kindly ask you to remove you bra and show off your lovely tits, x "

tssss!

i haven't said anything coz i'm a good girl.

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I've just sinned....have succumbed to over indulgence in deposited of a new bike. Have fought the temptation for over 8 months....saying I don't need it and I'd never buy a new bike as it'llbe the first ill have to take to a dealer to repair when it goes wrong....

but she's far too beautiful...I'll ride her every day and will be hard to find a better ride. I hope her character shines. I now have to make a decision about my other bikes. Excited like a puppy

Whilst bikes are usually adorned by Satan worshiping biker gangs like hell's angels (I notice those dirty hairy blasphemous bastards never appreciate Grammar and always leave out the apostrophe.)

You did amuse a dirty old (well not so old) man of the cloth by insinuating you would pretty much have sex with a motorcycle. Please make sure you leave it to cool down first! Oh and don't ride like a twat!

:forgiven

I ride as I should...steady, consistent and test the limits. I alway take time to pick my steed, a well engineered and reliable yoke, occasionally taking her to her limits without breaking her or causing damage. Repair takes time... time wasted when she should be ridden well tight between the thighs, driving forward with acceleration.

Reliability a must."

Psssst come here **whispers in ear**

Are we still making euphonisms about shagging women?or are you genuinely trying to tell me your a safe bike rider?,

Ohhhh error lad talk!!! You go fourth and ride your noble steed!!!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"forgive me for saying what i think. please do not punish me with a condescending reply, thank you.

Well you haven't said anything, so I shall forgo the condescending replay and just kindly ask you to remove you bra and show off your lovely tits, x

tssss!

i haven't said anything coz i'm a good girl. "

Well piss off then and go do some naughtiness then!! I can't punish good girls now can I!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Forgive me father as i have sinned as i still like and listen to sir mix a lot i like big butts "

: nothing to forgive, that's a fucking tune!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just sinned....have succumbed to over indulgence in deposited of a new bike. Have fought the temptation for over 8 months....saying I don't need it and I'd never buy a new bike as it'llbe the first ill have to take to a dealer to repair when it goes wrong....

but she's far too beautiful...I'll ride her every day and will be hard to find a better ride. I hope her character shines. I now have to make a decision about my other bikes. Excited like a puppy

Whilst bikes are usually adorned by Satan worshiping biker gangs like hell's angels (I notice those dirty hairy blasphemous bastards never appreciate Grammar and always leave out the apostrophe.)

You did amuse a dirty old (well not so old) man of the cloth by insinuating you would pretty much have sex with a motorcycle. Please make sure you leave it to cool down first! Oh and don't ride like a twat!

:forgiven

I ride as I should...steady, consistent and test the limits. I alway take time to pick my steed, a well engineered and reliable yoke, occasionally taking her to her limits without breaking her or causing damage. Repair takes time... time wasted when she should be ridden well tight between the thighs, driving forward with acceleration.

Reliability a must.

Psssst come here **whispers in ear**

Are we still making euphonisms about shagging women?or are you genuinely trying to tell me your a safe bike rider?,

Ohhhh error lad talk!!! You go fourth and ride your noble steed!!! "

Very trusted safe rider....never had an accident yet .... many many miles under my belt FATHER.... and many many more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

:not fucking forgiven!!!! Play it backwards and you'll see why!

But first into the corner you go dressed as the ugly demon hooker from dusk till dawn and prey 25 hail Mary's.

Be gone sinner!

Thank you father.

In my defence I did think they were pretty fit at the time.

Did you get to fuck any of them? "

No my £1.99 contribution to their record companies profits sadly did not sway any of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I listen to little mix and one direction almost daily. I turn it up loud in the car and I don't care who hears me

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

:not fucking forgiven!!!! Play it backwards and you'll see why!

But first into the corner you go dressed as the ugly demon hooker from dusk till dawn and prey 25 hail Mary's.

Be gone sinner!

Thank you father.

In my defence I did think they were pretty fit at the time.

Did you get to fuck any of them?

No my £1.99 contribution to their record companies profits sadly did not sway any of them."

Then you wanted your time (and money) my son. It's of no excuse to do such frivolous things and expenditure your monies of said harlots!

Unless, of course, you've a chance to fuck them, both!

Now go do your penance!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield

**wasted**

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I listen to little mix and one direction almost daily. I turn it up loud in the car and I don't care who hears me "

Well we'll, my little Bo peep!

The little mix I can forgive you for as they are hot. One direction?............

Let me assure you that you shall repent after your penance. Then I can show you the real Buzz to take your sin's to infinity and beyond!

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"forgive me for saying what i think. please do not punish me with a condescending reply, thank you.

Well you haven't said anything, so I shall forgo the condescending replay and just kindly ask you to remove you bra and show off your lovely tits, x

tssss!

i haven't said anything coz i'm a good girl.

Well piss off then and go do some naughtiness then!! I can't punish good girls now can I! "

tbh most of the things people are doing in here are sick, little mix, really?

i'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once bought and still have las ketchup, the ketchup song on cd.

FFS get on the naughty step man xxx

I feel dirty and ashamed to have even shared that."

To be fair I have sung along to it on tv and watched the video xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I haven't done the sin yet but I found my ex FWB,s married brother on another adult site and I have a meet set up with him at mine. In the meantime my ex FWB has unexpectedly come back and is fked me again today. I didn't think there was a snowflakes chance in hell of my FWB coming back after I Facebook messaged his new girlfriend and sent her a picture of his cock.

Father what shall I do xxx

You my girl, are a fucking legend. Come see me after confession and I'll show you EXACTLY what you should do!

Thank you father, that's very kind of you. Will that be bent over the pew like the other lady? XXX

Kind of,

**Grabs Miss fits her with a large strapon bends her over Peaches now glowing red posterior forcibly making her enter Peachy from behind causing Peaches arse to sting with her body heat and her letting out a squeal of pleasure, Grabs paddle**

Repent!!!! Repent I tell you! **thwack** "

If the punishment is horny fun, then I shant repent. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just sinned. I'm so sorry, please please forgive me. I hate sinning. Just tell me what I can do to repent.

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I've just sinned. I'm so sorry, please please forgive me. I hate sinning. Just tell me what I can do to repent. "

Of course my girl. But first you have to tell me what the sin was. Or, as I suspect, you seen what the other girls have had and are telling fibs about sinning just to be punished!! In which case......... one will not be happy with this naughty girl!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I haven't done the sin yet but I found my ex FWB,s married brother on another adult site and I have a meet set up with him at mine. In the meantime my ex FWB has unexpectedly come back and is fked me again today. I didn't think there was a snowflakes chance in hell of my FWB coming back after I Facebook messaged his new girlfriend and sent her a picture of his cock.

Father what shall I do xxx

You my girl, are a fucking legend. Come see me after confession and I'll show you EXACTLY what you should do!

Thank you father, that's very kind of you. Will that be bent over the pew like the other lady? XXX

Kind of,

**Grabs Miss fits her with a large strapon bends her over Peaches now glowing red posterior forcibly making her enter Peachy from behind causing Peaches arse to sting with her body heat and her letting out a squeal of pleasure, Grabs paddle**

Repent!!!! Repent I tell you! **thwack**

If the punishment is horny fun, then I shant repent. XXX"

Just as I thought you naughty minx. You shall be kept behind for extra condition training. Clear your schedule!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just sinned. I'm so sorry, please please forgive me. I hate sinning. Just tell me what I can do to repent.

Of course my girl. But first you have to tell me what the sin was. Or, as I suspect, you seen what the other girls have had and are telling fibs about sinning just to be punished!! In which case......... one will not be happy with this naughty girl! "

I never tell fibs, no point. Just punish me anyway. I have a new flogger if you'd like to use that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just sinned. I'm so sorry, please please forgive me. I hate sinning. Just tell me what I can do to repent.

Of course my girl. But first you have to tell me what the sin was. Or, as I suspect, you seen what the other girls have had and are telling fibs about sinning just to be punished!! In which case......... one will not be happy with this naughty girl!

I never tell fibs, no point. Just punish me anyway. I have a new flogger if you'd like to use that? "

I wonder what that flogger looks like...

May need to see a picture of it

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I've just sinned. I'm so sorry, please please forgive me. I hate sinning. Just tell me what I can do to repent.

Of course my girl. But first you have to tell me what the sin was. Or, as I suspect, you seen what the other girls have had and are telling fibs about sinning just to be punished!! In which case......... one will not be happy with this naughty girl!

I never tell fibs, no point. Just punish me anyway. I have a new flogger if you'd like to use that? "

Oh dear girl I have many many implements of tor..... correction. But I could always use more. You need to tell me your sin's for full repentance. How ever the Lord has told me (well I looked at your pics) that your punishment need may well exceed the usual congregations needs.

I think you need to have some personal one to one! You sinning is so far that you can not even bring yourself to tell them in confession.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have sinned so many times since Tuesday, however I'm not here to repent, I rather enjoyed committing these sins

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By *atty30Couple  over a year ago

birmingham

Get it on bang a gong Bolan my fav.x

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I have sinned so many times since Tuesday, however I'm not here to repent, I rather enjoyed committing these sins "

I bet you did dear! X

Not really much I can say to those damned for eternity of fire and Brim stone

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Get it on bang a gong Bolan my fav.x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forgive me father for I have sinned ... I have been teasing this gorgeous hot man ... for last 2 weeks...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucking hell I would be here all night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My friend likes Love Island. And I really do mean my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I'm going to do a lot of sinning over the next two weeks. I'll need a priest on speed dial

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Forgive me father for I have sinned ... I have been teasing this gorgeous hot man ... for last 2 weeks... "

Are you kidding? The only thing that you to be forgiven for is its not me that's getting good teased!!

In fact for that alone 13 and a half hail Mary's for you young lady!!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"Fucking hell I would be here all night "

I have time!

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"My friend likes Love Island. And I really do mean my friend."

I'm sure!

James your sin's is outweighed by the vast amount of great and selfless work you do on here of a night time.

:FORGIVEN

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By *ubSirVient-Definition OP   Couple  over a year ago

dukinfield


"I think I'm going to do a lot of sinning over the next two weeks. I'll need a priest on speed dial "

As above! This ain't wongafession, I'll forgive when you confess your sin's however, I may not belive you so you may need to provide me with very detailed descriptive material backed up with high definition pictures and or video. (For clarification this is just so I can make an informed decision weather to forgive, obviously )

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