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"To open their legs to them on the basis of a message that reads "Hi"
Women want men to enter their house for a rough hard fuck from their throbbing cock at 2am coz they're d*unk and horny.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"To open their legs to them on the basis of a message that reads "Hi"
Women want men to enter their house for a rough hard fuck from their throbbing cock at 2am coz they're d*unk and horny.
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 Yeah, that's all I want really. Especially on a Friday night. |
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"Food
Well trained 
No, I just know that food gets five minutes of peace and quiet.  "
You'll be spending all weekend throwing food at me then. 
Do you know what else will keep me quiet?  |
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"To open their legs to them on the basis of a message that reads "Hi"
Women want men to enter their house for a rough hard fuck from their throbbing cock at 2am coz they're d*unk and horny.
Yeah, that's all I want really. Especially on a Friday night."
It never ceases to amaze me! Yeah dude, I'm gonna give you my address though I have never met you and my son is here. The fact you're d*unk and unpredictable is no issue to me whatsoever. Come on over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To open their legs to them on the basis of a message that reads "Hi"
Women want men to enter their house for a rough hard fuck from their throbbing cock at 2am coz they're d*unk and horny.
Yeah, that's all I want really. Especially on a Friday night.
It never ceases to amaze me! Yeah dude, I'm gonna give you my address though I have never met you and my son is here. The fact you're d*unk and unpredictable is no issue to me whatsoever. Come on over "
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"Food
Well trained
No, I just know that food gets five minutes of peace and quiet.
You'll be spending all weekend throwing food at me then.
Do you know what else will keep me quiet? "
Ball gag? |
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I think women want a guy in decent shape. That's not an arshole, can hold a decent conversation. And cleans his knob with soap? Trying to keep it a bit light hearted.
Am I wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well from experience on the forums, women want a man who can lick for hours and breath through their ears "
Now now don't throw all women in one bucket please |
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"I think women want a guy in decent shape. That's not an arshole, can hold a decent conversation. And cleans his knob with soap? Trying to keep it a bit light hearted.
Am I wrong?"
Nope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think women want a guy in decent shape. That's not an arshole, can hold a decent conversation. And cleans his knob with soap? Trying to keep it a bit light hearted.
Am I wrong?
Nope "
I try to be all these things |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Food
Well trained
No, I just know that food gets five minutes of peace and quiet.
You'll be spending all weekend throwing food at me then.
Do you know what else will keep me quiet?
Ball gag?"
Rude! I was going to say a book 
Or shoving my face into a pillow while being fucked from behind. Either way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well from experience on the forums, women want a man who can lick for hours and breath through their ears
Now now don't throw all women in one bucket please "
Oops forgot to put "most women", my bad  |
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"I think women want a guy in decent shape. That's not an arshole, can hold a decent conversation. And cleans his knob with soap? Trying to keep it a bit light hearted.
Am I wrong?
Nope "
just warm water for me lol no soap it tingles to much lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well from experience on the forums, women want a man who can lick for hours and breath through their ears
Now now don't throw all women in one bucket please
Oops forgot to put "most women", my bad "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like a gentleman who is charming funny and can have a proper conversation with me
Then a wild mad perv in the bedroom department
Then I would like some cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like a gentleman who is charming funny and can have a proper conversation with me
Then a wild mad perv in the bedroom department
Then I would like some cake "
Hang on a minute. I can do all of those things. Now, what cake? |
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"I would like a gentleman who is charming funny and can have a proper conversation with me
Then a wild mad perv in the bedroom department
Then I would like some cake "
At least I got the cake bit right.
I am the other two things anyway by default. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No man can really answer this correctly, but I would imagine a woman wants to be desired, listened too, respected and entertained.
In response they will share their fruits with the person that makes them happy and they are relaxed with.
I may be very Victorian in my way of thinking, but again I cannot help who I am. X |
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The moon on a stick 
More realistically, to be treated as people. Not to be spoken to as a walking sex toy.
Despite the 'I love a dad bod' threads, drop a THX, a ThingTwo or a Merryteaser into a thread and the ladies go a bit weak kneed so a decent body is a want. But balanced with that, the ability to hold a conversation that isn't just about shagging.
And cake obviously |
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"The moon on a stick
More realistically, to be treated as people. Not to be spoken to as a walking sex toy.
Despite the 'I love a dad bod' threads, drop a THX, a ThingTwo or a Merryteaser into a thread and the ladies go a bit weak kneed so a decent body is a want. But balanced with that, the ability to hold a conversation that isn't just about shagging.
And cake obviously"
And a tool belt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Women want... to put a round square in the outside of an absent presence whilst silently shouting at the top of their bottom
And they want a guy who recognises that it's entirely sensible and legitimate for them to want that xx Quite frankly I love the challenge |
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"The moon on a stick
More realistically, to be treated as people. Not to be spoken to as a walking sex toy.
Despite the 'I love a dad bod' threads, drop a THX, a ThingTwo or a Merryteaser into a thread and the ladies go a bit weak kneed so a decent body is a want. But balanced with that, the ability to hold a conversation that isn't just about shagging.
And cake obviously
And a tool belt."
They are useful things |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"The moon on a stick
More realistically, to be treated as people. Not to be spoken to as a walking sex toy.
Despite the 'I love a dad bod' threads, drop a THX, a ThingTwo or a Merryteaser into a thread and some ladies go a bit weak kneed so a decent body is a want. But balanced with that, the ability to hold a conversation that isn't just about shagging.
And cake obviously"
FTFy |
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"A laugh and a giggle, love, honour and respect and damn good sex on tap x
I forgot to say cuddles, lots of them x"
. Not necessarily the love bit, but yes giggles respect, damn good sex, cuddles and a bit of kink please! I don't mind building a bit of affection with regular partners - I'm a very affectionate person! Honesty is another big one! Oh and cake - I mean I didn't get this figure without eating cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A laugh and a giggle, love, honour and respect and damn good sex on tap x
I forgot to say cuddles, lots of them x. Not necessarily the love bit, but yes giggles respect, damn good sex, cuddles and a bit of kink please! I don't mind building a bit of affection with regular partners - I'm a very affectionate person! Honesty is another big one! Oh and cake - I mean I didn't get this figure without eating cake! "
I didn't mean from here, I thought it was a general question, I meant from a long term partner type thing. |
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1. A tall blond Scandinavian type in a cream cable knit jumper to slowly and sensually delight every inch of their bodies to a soundtrack of Barry Manilow and the smell of candles on a sheepskin rug in front of a roaring fire in a log cabin in the mountains.
2. To be dragged into an alleyway behind a pub, blindfolded and tied up, bent over a wheelie bin and mercilessly and brutally anally gang banged by a dozen or so steroid induced tattoo covered meatheads (no beards though).
3. The tiny minority might consider something inbetween. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fine wines and Belgian chocolates.
No one got the Swiss Tony reference? Does that mean I have to give a serious answer? "
A serious answer is very much like making love to a beautiful woman |
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"Cake? Wine? Pad Thai? (Not necessarily in that order)
I don't like cake (cheesecake is acceptable), rather have gin or a dark ale and can't eat Pad Thai. I fail at womanhood  "
Gin and lime cheesecake? |
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"The moon on a stick
More realistically, to be treated as people. Not to be spoken to as a walking sex toy.
Despite the 'I love a dad bod' threads, drop a THX, a ThingTwo or a Merryteaser into a thread and the ladies go a bit weak kneed so a decent body is a want. But balanced with that, the ability to hold a conversation that isn't just about shagging.
And cake obviously"
Merryteaser...what a guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What other women want I can't answer, each individual man is tailored for each Individual woman, depends on what she see's him as and his potential for her at that precise moment in time and mood "
I think you mean they both want too shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. A tall blond Scandinavian type in a cream cable knit jumper to slowly and sensually delight every inch of their bodies to a soundtrack of Barry Manilow and the smell of candles on a sheepskin rug in front of a roaring fire in a log cabin in the mountains.
2. To be dragged into an alleyway behind a pub, blindfolded and tied up, bent over a wheelie bin and mercilessly and brutally anally gang banged by a dozen or so steroid induced tattoo covered meatheads (no beards though).
3. The tiny minority might consider something inbetween."
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"Cake? Wine? Pad Thai? (Not necessarily in that order)
I don't like cake (cheesecake is acceptable), rather have gin or a dark ale and can't eat Pad Thai. I fail at womanhood "
You are assuming that I would know what women want |
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"What other women want I can't answer, each individual man is tailored for each Individual woman, depends on what she see's him as and his potential for her at that precise moment in time and mood
I think you mean they both want too shag"
There are good shags and shit shags, state what you consider a good shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think most men unless they are in a long term relationship with the woman don't know what that woman wants, besides what she tells him.
I think most men just go for the general stuff and hope that works. But I think us women don't help as we do often know what we don't want but not always what we do want or change daily.
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"What other women want I can't answer, each individual man is tailored for each Individual woman, depends on what she see's him as and his potential for her at that precise moment in time and mood
I think you mean they both want too shag There are good shags and shit shags, state what you consider a good shag"
But your first comment tends to br pre shag,not post shag like your 2nd comment
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"What other women want I can't answer, each individual man is tailored for each Individual woman, depends on what she see's him as and his potential for her at that precise moment in time and mood
I think you mean they both want too shag There are good shags and shit shags, state what you consider a good shag
But your first comment tends to br pre shag,not post shag like your 2nd comment
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You see, you are a man that does not have a clue to what women want |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What other women want I can't answer, each individual man is tailored for each Individual woman, depends on what she see's him as and his potential for her at that precise moment in time and mood
I think you mean they both want too shag There are good shags and shit shags, state what you consider a good shag
But your first comment tends to br pre shag,not post shag like your 2nd comment
You see, you are a man that does not have a clue to what women want"
You know me so well,oh no wait a minute you dont? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm interested to see the flipside comments "
Which woman. .. what type, what age and where from?
Sorry but they're serious questions. Sounds a bit clichéd but my experience is beyond attention, humour, respect and intregue it's an open field that takes time to explore. |
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"A good fuckin slap
Amazed no one's picked this up.
Well spotted I think the poster needs a reality check. even if the coment was meant as a joke.  "
On the arse,did i miss the word arse out,ooops....and yes it was a joke,my mother is a woman |
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"I'm interested to see the flipside comments
Which woman. .. what type, what age and where from?
Sorry but they're serious questions. Sounds a bit clichéd but my experience is beyond attention, humour, respect and intregue it's an open field that takes time to explore."
* And when you find out she'll change her mind the next day...  |
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"A good fuckin slap
Amazed no one's picked this up.
Well spotted I think the poster needs a reality check. even if the coment was meant as a joke.
On the arse,did i miss the word arse out,ooops....and yes it was a joke,my mother is a woman"
Well either you have a strange sense of humour or your not very funny but your tone of comments would suggest it was meant as it was originally written. That is how it comes across to myself. Only my opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A good fuckin slap
Amazed no one's picked this up.
Well spotted I think the poster needs a reality check. even if the coment was meant as a joke.
On the arse,did i miss the word arse out,ooops....and yes it was a joke,my mother is a woman
Well either you have a strange sense of humour or your not very funny but your tone of comments would suggest it was meant as it was originally written. That is how it comes across to myself. Only my opinion."
Ahh give the guy a break, we all say stupid things from time to time, he said he was joking, if he really thought that then I'm sure he wouldn't publicise it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The moon on a stick
More realistically, to be treated as people. Not to be spoken to as a walking sex toy.
Despite the 'I love a dad bod' threads, drop a THX, a ThingTwo or a Merryteaser into a thread and some ladies go a bit weak kneed so a decent body is a want. But balanced with that, the ability to hold a conversation that isn't just about shagging.
And cake obviously
FTFy"
Appreciated |
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"A good fuckin slap
Amazed no one's picked this up.
Well spotted I think the poster needs a reality check. even if the coment was meant as a joke.
On the arse,did i miss the word arse out,ooops....and yes it was a joke,my mother is a woman
Well either you have a strange sense of humour or your not very funny but your tone of comments would suggest it was meant as it was originally written. That is how it comes across to myself. Only my opinion.
Ahh give the guy a break, we all say stupid things from time to time, he said he was joking, if he really thought that then I'm sure he wouldn't publicise it. "
Seconded |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone worked it out yet?
Yes
Tell me "
The universe would explode if I did.
Bob Marley revealed it to me in a dream once. Then flew off on John Lennon. |
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Depends on the woman I think and the time of day and the time of month and if it's a full moon and which side of the bed they got out of. I never know what they want.
If I had to guess one thing though I would say Sincerity? |
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"Depends on the woman I think and the time of day and the time of month and if it's a full moon and which side of the bed they got out of. I never know what they want.
If I had to guess one thing though I would say Sincerity?"
Yep...a sincerely big cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the woman I think and the time of day and the time of month and if it's a full moon and which side of the bed they got out of. I never know what they want.
If I had to guess one thing though I would say Sincerity?
Yep...a sincerely big cock "
 that's why you really cancelled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Security - financial, physical, emotional
Secure relationship
If possible, to explore her sexuality to the max without consequences, as if nothing happened - no one knows, no STD,no clingy lovers and dramas, no disappointment and broken hearts...
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"Security - financial, physical, emotional
Secure relationship
If possible, to explore her sexuality to the max without consequences, as if nothing happened - no one knows, no STD,no clingy lovers and dramas, no disappointment and broken hearts...
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Oh not bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Security - financial, physical, emotional
Secure relationship
If possible, to explore her sexuality to the max without consequences, as if nothing happened - no one knows, no STD,no clingy lovers and dramas, no disappointment and broken hearts...
Oh not bad "
Thank you. You see how much you miss on when you've blocked my gender |
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To feel attractive, desired, needed, able to attract the sensitive and caring passion of a male yet without the possessive, clingy, monotonous attachment with broken hearts and failed expectations.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Men have no chance of knowing what women want because you are all different. The one constant seems to be that we are great at getting it wrong!We keep trying though.. |
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