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over a year ago
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"Prefer wizards sleeve"
Much better phrase 
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink. |
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink."
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"
Two fists??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"
Oh yea, its no fun where there's not enough space, ruins any fun.
I was only directing the first bit at you, the rest was just my comment to the original post. |
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc
Two fists?? "
You don't always have to go up to the elbow you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc
Two fists??
You don't always have to go up to the elbow you know"
That's a relief |
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc
Two fists??
You don't always have to go up to the elbow you know"
Does the foot go up to the knee??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks 
That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather"
Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks
That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather
Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick?"
Having a gaping cunt, then I realised I had a little dick lol |
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"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks
That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather
Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick?
Having a gaping cunt, then I realised I had a little dick lol"
well thank you for admitting it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"
Jeebus!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks
That's the excuse I used to use until I realised lol or was told rather
Excuse for having a gaping cunt or small dick?
Having a gaping cunt, then I realised I had a little dick lol
Haha it was a hard thing to admit in my younger days... ego and all that lol. A lot easier to admit nowadays when my wife fucks other men hehe
well thank you for admitting it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it's like throwing a sausage up an alley ! but hey if its loose at least you can give it a real good pounding and not cum for ages."
Very true, in my case it's like throwing a cocktail sausage up and alley. (My wife's words lol) only after she's enjoyed a bigger one though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"
FOOT!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was going down on a girl once, and said, "My, what a big pussy"!
She said, "Yeah, alright, there's no need to say it twice"!
I told her I hadn't, it was an echo!
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Predator |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was going down on a girl once, and said, "My, what a big pussy"!
She said, "Yeah, alright, there's no need to say it twice"!
I told her I hadn't, it was an echo!
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You've been watching "Predator" too much, mate! Lol
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"it's like throwing a sausage up an alley ! but hey if its loose at least you can give it a real good pounding and not cum for ages.
Very true, in my case it's like throwing a cocktail sausage up and alley. (My wife's words lol) only after she's enjoyed a bigger one though "
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"Not sure of the aim of the post but since vaginas are highly elastic I would be inclined to suggest small cock"
I suspect a large amount of humour, with a touch of mischief to the OP, or he's hoping to catch some bi-tempted guys to fuck his arse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An over-exaggerated remark by men with small dicks
Hey, I've never had any complaints about my organ it's just never played in a cathedral before "
That's the difference between a flute and an oboe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't profess to have the tightest cunt, but I've had some great sex with less than average endowed men.
A mistress at sex, can make magic with any sized penis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not sure of the aim of the post but since vaginas are highly elastic I would be inclined to suggest small cock
I suspect a large amount of humour, with a touch of mischief to the OP, or he's hoping to catch some bi-tempted guys to fuck his arse? "
i was in a pub and overheard 2 guys chatting as one said shes got a fanny like a welly top, not heard that saying in years, it made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it
It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!
Your right, or in other words t*ats!"
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"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it
It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!
Your right, or in other words t*ats!"
Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it
It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!
Your right, or in other words t*ats!
Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for!"
yeah they are all twats . tut men |
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"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it
It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!
Your right, or in other words t*ats!
Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for! yeah they are all twats . tut men "
Each and every one of them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this is a derogatory thread about women's vaginas I take it
It's just little boy's being little boy's,we should leave them to their giggles!
Your right, or in other words t*ats!
Yes twat's that's the word I was looking for! yeah they are all twats . tut men
Each and every one of them "
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"Prefer wizards sleeve
Much better phrase
And it's much better to be "too big" than "too small".
Not that its a thing anyway, they all stretch and shrink.
At the end of the day, fucking something tight is why anal sex was invented in the 1960's. It's more fun when you can have a choice of objects to fit into the clunge; fist, two fists, foot etc"
It was invented well before the 1960's. They did it as a form of contraception 100's of years ago. |
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"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses
Just be quiet and get your penis out! i dont get my bits out for every Tom Dick and _gnitemybody "
No,but I bet Tom and Dick would love you too. |
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"well i think you are all childish . i think ladies bits are like Angels purses
Just be quiet and get your penis out! i dont get my bits out for every Tom Dick and _gnitemybody
No,but I bet Tom and Dick would love you too. i know Tom with a dick does "
I like Tom |
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