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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...you are a straight guy but you are really horny so invite a guy round to give you a blowjob, but you leave the lights off so you can't see him?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell your friend it's only gay if they swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're fab straight...

Sorry, your 'friend' is

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

If you say you're straight on here you can do whatever you want. You're still straight. I hope your friend has a lot of fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the lights are off, you....I mean your friend might as well fuck that arse too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the lights are off, you....I mean your friend might as well fuck that arse too. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the lights are off, you....I mean your friend might as well fuck that arse too. "

Ding dong!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"clothes are for labels, just be yourself and enjoy life"

You mean my friend...right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

labels are for clothes, just be yourself and enjoy life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"labels are for clothes, just be yourself and enjoy life"

Fixed that for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your friend sounds awesome

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By *od_AlmightyMan over a year ago

Heaven

no, that would make the guy a smoker and you a passive smoker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bendy for sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"labels are for clothes, just be yourself and enjoy life"

This ^^^

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

If you have a hard on and look at another bloke you're bi ... enough said !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...you are a straight guy but you are really horny so invite a guy round to give you a blowjob, but you leave the lights off so you can't see him?

Asking for a friend"

Yeah of course... its fab...we're all straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...you are a straight guy but you are really horny so invite a guy round to give you a blowjob, but you leave the lights off so you can't see him?

Asking for a friend"

As long as you leave your socks on it's fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't put too much stock in labels. If you enjoy it, and it doesn't hurt anybody, do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...you are a straight guy but you are really horny so invite a guy round to give you a blowjob, but you leave the lights off so you can't see him?

Asking for a friend"

Haha if he wears lipstick then you're still straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your friend is gay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...you are a straight guy but you are really horny so invite a guy round to give you a blowjob, but you leave the lights off so you can't see him?

Asking for a friend

Haha if he wears lipstick then you're still straight. "

That's the line I use

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

The 'woman' sucking your friend's cock in the dark could introduce him to strapon fun.too. He just needs to bend over and he can feel how it is when a woman fucks a man.

It's 100% straight to take it like a man this way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The 'woman' sucking your friend's cock in the dark could introduce him to strapon fun.too. He just needs to bend over and he can feel how it is when a woman fucks a man.

It's 100% straight to take it like a man this way "

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"labels are for clothes, just be yourself and enjoy life"

Labels help 'bi' guys find our profile. It would be nice to be able to search in return

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman over a year ago

Can I watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"labels are for clothes, just be yourself and enjoy life

Labels help 'bi' guys find our profile. It would be nice to be able to search in return

Okay, yes, that's a very good point. But while they're a necessity to help find like-minded people on here, I wouldn't say they're that important when you're exploring and finding out what you enjoy, would you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I watch.

Best response

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By *dsindyTV/TS over a year ago

East Lancashire

Do you.....I mean does your friend have a sudden desire for pastel shades and a nice throw for the sofa? If so then soooooooooooooo ghey, if not then tell yourself......I mean him, to get on with the job at hand (or mouth).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you.....I mean does your friend have a sudden desire for pastel shades and a nice throw for the sofa? If so then soooooooooooooo ghey, if not then tell yourself......I mean him, to get on with the job at hand (or mouth)."

I wondered how long it would be before 'soft furnishings' made an appearance.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Oh god, if the lights are off then yes, of course you I mean, he is still straight!

Just don't mention this on a public forum or anything daft

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Can I watch.

Tricky with the lights off I'd say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your friend sounds awesome

Sorry but you look awesome yourself

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"...you are a straight guy but you are really horny so invite a guy round to give you a blowjob, but you leave the lights off so you can't see him?

Asking for a friend

Haha if he wears lipstick then you're still straight. "

Lmao! That's the best answer right there!

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By *haneleviMan over a year ago

Kidderminster

Nanana. Just imagine otherwise.

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By *haneleviMan over a year ago

Kidderminster

Also, man's bums better...apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do think dear sir lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im sorry I cant answer your question im too distracted by dat ass

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"If the lights are off, you....I mean your friend might as well fuck that arse too. "

Your friend sounds cool. Is he on here?

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By *atindollTV/TS over a year ago

edinburgh

"If the lights are off, you....I mean your friend might as well fuck that arse too. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can your friend and the 'convenience' pop round to mine, please?

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By *homasP80Man over a year ago

Linwood

Darkroom meet, nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

Maybe - if you think of another woman. Any will do.

No - if you don't say thank you.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"...you are a straight guy but you are really horny so invite a guy round to give you a blowjob, but you leave the lights off so you can't see him?

Asking for a friend"

Yes very very straight

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By *heIcebreakersCouple over a year ago

Cramlington

I'm only bi because queer isn't an option lol.

'Closets are for hangers' Bruce Springsteen 1974

'Just do it' every Nike ad ever

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm pretty sure you can't catch ghey if you don't make eye contact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your friend only has "the ghey" if he starts buying scatter cushions or loves Lady Gaga ....

It was dark when he put the cock in his mouth - so he's obviously still straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your friend obviously wants a blowjob of a fella why turn the lights off and stop pretending.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I watch.

Tricky with the lights off I'd say

NVG is the answer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seems I was right.

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