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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A new Fab Government has been elected and, by crazy coincidence, all of YOU have been elected into office! Woohoo!
There's plenty of Ministerial positions up for grabs! You're free to come pick and choose whichever Fab department you want to head up!
So what are YOU going to be the Fab Minister of? And what sort of policies might you introduce?
And maybe you've got a suggestion for the department that anyone else who has posted in the thread might lead - with your reasons why!?
I'm happy to head up the Department of Women's Affairs. And with that in mind, any women on here fancy a little Fab affair!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quite fancy the idea of Home secretary.
Or should that be a secretary in the home?
Of course, I'd have to make sure that she was screwed on the desk  "
homo secretary please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Quite fancy the idea of Home secretary.
Or should that be a secretary in the home?
Of course, I'd have to make sure that she was screwed on the desk homo secretary please "
 you've won the thread already with that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quite fancy the idea of Home secretary.
Or should that be a secretary in the home?
Of course, I'd have to make sure that she was screwed on the desk "
Actually, now I think about it, I also find the idea of a Foreign Secretary quite appealing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me "
Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'll be Secretary of State for Transport. I'll spend all the budget on Hyperloop Trains. Final Destination... Stonehenge. That way I get to see all the Hotties on my list dotted around the country without the need to worry as they travel at 800mph. Yippee, less travelling time = more time for kinky fuckery |
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"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me
Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two .. "
Sex education and I may have found my calling. Adult only classes under my watch tho. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me
Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two ..
Sex education and I may have found my calling. Adult only classes under my watch tho."
But do you still administer the cane if your pupils misbehave!? |
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"I have no idea what role I would suit so I'll leave it up to you lot to choose something for me
Minister for Education? I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two ..
Sex education and I may have found my calling. Adult only classes under my watch tho.
But do you still administer the cane if your pupils misbehave!? "
Of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm Defence minister i don't shoot blanks.
Next you'll be saying you have a big truncheon "
Forget the truncheon have you seen the size of his weapon!
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm Defence minister i don't shoot blanks.
Next you'll be saying you have a big truncheon
Forget the truncheon have you seen the size of his weapon!
PTU xxx "
Get that off your mind husky. ...and ger out and vote x |
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"Can I just get the contract to paint the door when it's needing a new lick? "
Well - whilst you're licking??
In the real world I'd never be a politician - shit pay and a whole world of aggro whatever you do!
In the fab world - I'll be minister for bullshit assessment!
If a ladies' profile states she's an FF cup - or a guy calls himself '9inch Nige' - I'll be there with the tape measure in a flash! I'm a bloody hero!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As no-one has taken it I'll be PM. Oh the power....
but your hair will turn grey "
Already started. I'm just working on a statesman like way to tell people to fuck off. I may just use the original version for brevity..  |
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