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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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OK I'll be brave!! 
Many years ago in my late teens/early twenties I was walking my then girlfriend home when lets just say passion got the better of us down a dark alleyway - unfortunately her brand new jeans weren't pulled down far enough and I ended up slicing just below the head of my manhood on the zip!! 
First I knew of it was when I looked down at my faded jeans to see them cove_ed in blood!!
Worst of it was I was staying at a mates and had to walk back in and explain I'd cut my hand on some barbed wire!! |
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"I once partially tore my banjo string whilst over figourously pentrating my friend's bottom. She had requested no lube. Never. Ever. Again.
Aye carumba "
Yas! I was young and foolish. You live and you learn. |
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over a year ago
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I had an embarrassing wang exposure once. I'll set the scene.
I was staying in a posh hotel with my then gf, for her brothers wedding. So lots of relatives and friends in attendance. The wedding went off beautifully, breakfast and speeches were all enjoyed, and the reception was a rip roaring evening of typical Armed Forces levels of drinking. My mistake was trying to keep up.
So, after retiring to our room for sleep, I'd been snoozing for maybe an hour or so when the urge to pee came. In my d*unken state I did what I usually do, get out of bed, turn left and through the door......trouble was that this door led me out into the hotel corridor. I sleep nude btw. I heard the click of doom that meant I had to practically kick the door to wake the other half............and most of the rooms occupants along the corridor who all pee_ed out to see what the fuss was about.
DOH!! |
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"I once partially tore my banjo string whilst over figourously pentrating my friend's bottom. She had requested no lube. Never. Ever. Again."
I had a friend who did the same thing, although he broke it on....entry 
Lesson learned...always use lube |
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"I had an embarrassing wang exposure once. I'll set the scene.
I was staying in a posh hotel with my then gf, for her brothers wedding. So lots of relatives and friends in attendance. The wedding went off beautifully, breakfast and speeches were all enjoyed, and the reception was a rip roaring evening of typical Armed Forces levels of drinking. My mistake was trying to keep up.
So, after retiring to our room for sleep, I'd been snoozing for maybe an hour or so when the urge to pee came. In my d*unken state I did what I usually do, get out of bed, turn left and through the door......trouble was that this door led me out into the hotel corridor. I sleep nude btw. I heard the click of doom that meant I had to practically kick the door to wake the other half............and most of the rooms occupants along the corridor who all pee_ed out to see what the fuss was about.
DOH!!"
Eeek! But did they get it on video? |
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"I once partially tore my banjo string whilst over figourously pentrating my friend's bottom. She had requested no lube. Never. Ever. Again.
I had a friend who did the same thing, although he broke it on....entry
Lesson learned...always use lube "
The man wang saviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had an embarrassing wang exposure once. I'll set the scene.
I was staying in a posh hotel with my then gf, for her brothers wedding. So lots of relatives and friends in attendance. The wedding went off beautifully, breakfast and speeches were all enjoyed, and the reception was a rip roaring evening of typical Armed Forces levels of drinking. My mistake was trying to keep up.
So, after retiring to our room for sleep, I'd been snoozing for maybe an hour or so when the urge to pee came. In my d*unken state I did what I usually do, get out of bed, turn left and through the door......trouble was that this door led me out into the hotel corridor. I sleep nude btw. I heard the click of doom that meant I had to practically kick the door to wake the other half............and most of the rooms occupants along the corridor who all pee_ed out to see what the fuss was about.
DOH!!
Eeek! But did they get it on video?"
The last thing I was concerned with was what cameras were pointing my way. I was trying not to pee in the corridor |
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"I had an embarrassing wang exposure once. I'll set the scene.
I was staying in a posh hotel with my then gf, for her brothers wedding. So lots of relatives and friends in attendance. The wedding went off beautifully, breakfast and speeches were all enjoyed, and the reception was a rip roaring evening of typical Armed Forces levels of drinking. My mistake was trying to keep up.
So, after retiring to our room for sleep, I'd been snoozing for maybe an hour or so when the urge to pee came. In my d*unken state I did what I usually do, get out of bed, turn left and through the door......trouble was that this door led me out into the hotel corridor. I sleep nude btw. I heard the click of doom that meant I had to practically kick the door to wake the other half............and most of the rooms occupants along the corridor who all pee_ed out to see what the fuss was about.
DOH!!
Eeek! But did they get it on video?
The last thing I was concerned with was what cameras were pointing my way. I was trying not to pee in the corridor "
You coulda shouted "FIRE" and helicopter sprayed them all |
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"I done the same thing, bleeds like a bastard don't it?! Thought I'd done it again last week but it was my Mrs nails slicing my bellend "
Yes the ratio of blood to size of cut is all wrong.
It's like all your 'boner blood' wants to leave all at once. I thought my cock had fallen off at first! Yet it was only like a tiny few millimetre nick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once partially tore my banjo string whilst over figourously pentrating my friend's bottom. She had requested no lube. Never. Ever. Again.
I had a friend who did the same thing, although he broke it on....entry
Lesson learned...always use lube
The man wang saviour"
Can I get a cape...and a theme tune |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah, when I was about 14 I went through a stage of not wearing any underwear, one day I got my little man mangled in the natal zip of my jeans, very painful, I've stil gitvthe scar to prove it |
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"Yeah, when I was about 14 I went through a stage of not wearing any underwear, one day I got my little man mangled in the natal zip of my jeans, very painful, I've stil gitvthe scar to prove it "
Cool talking point tho! Just tell people you got the scar whilst protecting a group of young ladies from a bear attack, your man wang saved the day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Motor cycle crash a few years back where my groin smashed into the petrol tank ...... my boys took a beating, both of the swollen up to the size coconuts! My mates have a pic where they are posing with my swollen nut sack. And no, the sexy nurses wouldn't rub them better for me  |
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"I done the same thing, bleeds like a bastard don't it?! Thought I'd done it again last week but it was my Mrs nails slicing my bellend
Yes the ratio of blood to size of cut is all wrong.
It's like all your 'boner blood' wants to leave all at once. I thought my cock had fallen off at first! Yet it was only like a tiny few millimetre nick."
Like a sea of lava. |
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"I once partially tore my banjo string whilst over figourously pentrating my friend's bottom. She had requested no lube. Never. Ever. Again.
I had a friend who did the same thing, although he broke it on....entry
Lesson learned...always use lube
The man wang saviour
Can I get a cape...and a theme tune "
But only if you roam the streets handing out free lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Eeek! But did they get it on video?
The last thing I was concerned with was what cameras were pointing my way. I was trying not to pee in the corridor
You coulda shouted "FIRE" and helicopter sprayed them all "
I could have styled it out. Arms stretched wide and go spinning down the corridor while shouting. |
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Eeek! But did they get it on video?
The last thing I was concerned with was what cameras were pointing my way. I was trying not to pee in the corridor
You coulda shouted "FIRE" and helicopter sprayed them all
I could have styled it out. Arms stretched wide and go spinning down the corridor while shouting. "
Now you know for next time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option
Tart  "
You should try it before you judge....same as man flu, it's something a woman will never experience haha |
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"I done the same thing, bleeds like a bastard don't it?! Thought I'd done it again last week but it was my Mrs nails slicing my bellend
Get her to cut those crazy claws!"
i did, had to stem the bleeding with a panty liner, kinda killed the mood lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Eeek! But did they get it on video?
The last thing I was concerned with was what cameras were pointing my way. I was trying not to pee in the corridor
You coulda shouted "FIRE" and helicopter sprayed them all
I could have styled it out. Arms stretched wide and go spinning down the corridor while shouting.
Now you know for next time!"
It's been a looooooong time since I was THAT pissed. |
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option
Tart
You should try it before you judge....same as man flu, it's something a woman will never experience haha"
Saying nowt about man flu.
I may go commando now and then, I would say when feeling saucy, but it's normally simple laziness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once partially tore my banjo string whilst over figourously pentrating my friend's bottom. She had requested no lube. Never. Ever. Again.
I had a friend who did the same thing, although he broke it on....entry
Lesson learned...always use lube
The man wang saviour
Can I get a cape...and a theme tune
But only if you roam the streets handing out free lube"
Not much different from my day job tbh |
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"I once partially tore my banjo string whilst over figourously pentrating my friend's bottom. She had requested no lube. Never. Ever. Again.
I had a friend who did the same thing, although he broke it on....entry
Lesson learned...always use lube
The man wang saviour
Can I get a cape...and a theme tune
But only if you roam the streets handing out free lube
Not much different from my day job tbh "
You're hi_ed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option
Tart
You should try it before you judge....same as man flu, it's something a woman will never experience haha
Saying nowt about man flu.
I may go commando now and then, I would say when feeling saucy, but it's normally simple laziness "
Man flus a killer....don't understand why Bob Geldof hasn't done a benefit concert for it ....I go commando cos it's more comfortable in my opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only in my youth. At school after a pee I caught my foreskin in my zip and got taken, very gingerly, to A&E. Expecting utmost care and tenderness, the highly amused doctor simply grabbed both sides of the zip and ripped it apart
Another time, on holiday in France, I inadvertently pissed on an electric fence  |
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"Only in my youth. At school after a pee I caught my foreskin in my zip and got taken, very gingerly, to A&E. Expecting utmost care and tenderness, the highly amused doctor simply grabbed both sides of the zip and ripped it apart
Another time, on holiday in France, I inadvertently pissed on an electric fence "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ermm so after my wank ban...I kind of had a friction burn on my penis...
I friction burned my foof too. I feel your pain."
If you friction burn your foof again I'll come kiss it better  |
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"Ermm so after my wank ban...I kind of had a friction burn on my penis...
I friction burned my foof too. I feel your pain.
If you friction burn your foof again I'll come kiss it better "
How caring of you |
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"I kinda broke someones man wang
Ooooo you didn't bite it off did ya?
 . No he was too erm...frantic?
Like a Duracell bunny on heat!
Aye. Next day he said it hurt when we got aroused "
Oh I am giggling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ermm so after my wank ban...I kind of had a friction burn on my penis...
I friction burned my foof too. I feel your pain.
If you friction burn your foof again I'll come kiss it better
How caring of you"
I'm like that....it's just the way I roll |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option "
On a beach on the south coast, zipped up the jeans shorts after a swim having used the underpants as trunks I was going to go home commando. Got the foreskin stuck in the zip.. I might have been able to wince through the pain, but mates will never let something like that go away quietly. Most people on the beach knew thanks to the guys broadcasting it while hooting with laughter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I kinda broke someones man wang
Ooooo you didn't bite it off did ya?
. No he was too erm...frantic?
Like a Duracell bunny on heat!
Aye. Next day he said it hurt when we got aroused "
It's only a muscle. It can get batte_ed and bruised and strained, if you're lucky.. |
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option
On a beach on the south coast, zipped up the jeans shorts after a swim having used the underpants as trunks I was going to go home commando. Got the foreskin stuck in the zip.. I might have been able to wince through the pain, but mates will never let something like that go away quietly. Most people on the beach knew thanks to the guys broadcasting it while hooting with laughter."
This seems to be a common injury. Is it just a case of not really taking any notice what you're doing? |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option
On a beach on the south coast, zipped up the jeans shorts after a swim having used the underpants as trunks I was going to go home commando. Got the foreskin stuck in the zip.. I might have been able to wince through the pain, but mates will never let something like that go away quietly. Most people on the beach knew thanks to the guys broadcasting it while hooting with laughter.
This seems to be a common injury. Is it just a case of not really taking any notice what you're doing? "
Much as I'd like to claim there just isn't shorts with enough room to hold it all, your deduction is actually correct |
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option
On a beach on the south coast, zipped up the jeans shorts after a swim having used the underpants as trunks I was going to go home commando. Got the foreskin stuck in the zip.. I might have been able to wince through the pain, but mates will never let something like that go away quietly. Most people on the beach knew thanks to the guys broadcasting it while hooting with laughter.
This seems to be a common injury. Is it just a case of not really taking any notice what you're doing?
Much as I'd like to claim there just isn't shorts with enough room to hold it all, your deduction is actually correct"
Then for crying out loud chaps! Look out for your man wang - you're his guardian! |
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"I kinda broke someones man wang
Ooooo you didn't bite it off did ya?
. No he was too erm...frantic?
Like a Duracell bunny on heat!
Aye. Next day he said it hurt when we got aroused
Oh I am giggling!"
He got revenge when I couldn't sit down for lunch |
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"I kinda broke someones man wang
Ooooo you didn't bite it off did ya?
. No he was too erm...frantic?
Like a Duracell bunny on heat!
Aye. Next day he said it hurt when we got aroused
Oh I am giggling!
He got revenge when I couldn't sit down for lunch "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like most men I presume at some stage have caught their wang in the zip....but as I prefer commando style nowadays I tend to choose the button up option
On a beach on the south coast, zipped up the jeans shorts after a swim having used the underpants as trunks I was going to go home commando. Got the foreskin stuck in the zip.. I might have been able to wince through the pain, but mates will never let something like that go away quietly. Most people on the beach knew thanks to the guys broadcasting it while hooting with laughter.
This seems to be a common injury. Is it just a case of not really taking any notice what you're doing?
Much as I'd like to claim there just isn't shorts with enough room to hold it all, your deduction is actually correct
Then for crying out loud chaps! Look out for your man wang - you're his guardian!"
It's like anything you do lots, it becomes instinct, and occasionally there's a mishap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Marc burned his dick on the stove once. We just finished an impromptu sex session while dinner was cooking and he ran over to shut off the oven and....sizzle! Burned dick. Still has a small scar from it |
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"Marc burned his dick on the stove once. We just finished an impromptu sex session while dinner was cooking and he ran over to shut off the oven and....sizzle! Burned dick. Still has a small scar from it "
That's amazing
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It was on my first holiday abroad to Greece with my ex-wife (gf at the time).
The weather was super hot, sleeping was done naked on top of the sheets occasionally... We had just finished a lovely afternoon session and had a little nap... Where I was rudely awoken by my best friend being slapped repeatedly!!!
After loud exclamations I looked downwards and saw that it had started to swell in places at the head... Where I had been attacked by mosquitoes
It was sore for an hour or two but having cream administe_ed by other half afterwards had a great side effect and "I'm not wasting that" was usually said
Only real downside was my ex father in law finding out and had great delight in telling people about me getting a blow job from a mozzie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marc burned his dick on the stove once. We just finished an impromptu sex session while dinner was cooking and he ran over to shut off the oven and....sizzle! Burned dick. Still has a small scar from it "
'Sizzle'
I won't actually be able to take him seriously on Saturday now. Thank you! |
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Not my wang but I did cut a vein on my scrotum and It's left me with a permanent mark,
If I had the balls (pun not intended)  I would have some cosmetic surgery to sort it out as Its put me off having them played with and I used to have pretty little balls as well.
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"It was on my first holiday abroad to Greece with my ex-wife (gf at the time).
The weather was super hot, sleeping was done naked on top of the sheets occasionally... We had just finished a lovely afternoon session and had a little nap... Where I was rudely awoken by my best friend being slapped repeatedly!!!
After loud exclamations I looked downwards and saw that it had started to swell in places at the head... Where I had been attacked by mosquitoes
It was sore for an hour or two but having cream administe_ed by other half afterwards had a great side effect and "I'm not wasting that" was usually said
Only real downside was my ex father in law finding out and had great delight in telling people about me getting a blow job from a mozzie! "
Fuck that! I'm proper allergic to mozzie bites |
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"Not my wang but I did cut a vein on my scrotum and It's left me with a permanent mark,
If I had the balls (pun not intended) I would have some cosmetic surgery to sort it out as Its put me off having them played with and I used to have pretty little balls as well.
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Why on earth would it put you off having them played with?
Scars are cool. All part of what make you individual |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've also burned it whilst ironing my work uniform naked, it left a 2inch burn across my todger but thankfully that one didn't leave a scar 
2 inches? Really?  "
Maybe a slight exaggeration |
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"Not my wang but I did cut a vein on my scrotum and It's left me with a permanent mark,
If I had the balls (pun not intended) I would have some cosmetic surgery to sort it out as Its put me off having them played with and I used to have pretty little balls as well.
Why on earth would it put you off having them played with?
Scars are cool. All part of what make you individual "
I could deal with a scare but it's left a couple of little blood blisters as it's on the vein  |
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"Not my wang but I did cut a vein on my scrotum and It's left me with a permanent mark,
If I had the balls (pun not intended) I would have some cosmetic surgery to sort it out as Its put me off having them played with and I used to have pretty little balls as well.
Why on earth would it put you off having them played with?
Scars are cool. All part of what make you individual
I could deal with a scare but it's left a couple of little blood blisters as it's on the vein "
Again.... makes you individual! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not my wang but I did cut a vein on my scrotum and It's left me with a permanent mark,
If I had the balls (pun not intended) I would have some cosmetic surgery to sort it out as Its put me off having them played with and I used to have pretty little balls as well.
Why on earth would it put you off having them played with?
Scars are cool. All part of what make you individual
I could deal with a scare but it's left a couple of little blood blisters as it's on the vein "
I wouldn't let scars bother you mate, I've got loads of them, most I got whilst working. I think they add to my overall manliness somehow. Each tells their own story and like the OP said, they're a talking point. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Found out why packets of naga chilli have a "wear gloves" label on them.
Cooking dinner, finished chopping them up, needed to answer the call of nature. Forgot to wash hands before handling man wang.
THE HEAT |
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"Found out why packets of naga chilli have a "wear gloves" label on them.
Cooking dinner, finished chopping them up, needed to answer the call of nature. Forgot to wash hands before handling man wang.
THE HEAT "
Amateur mistake
I hope you washed them after wang handling and getting ba k to cooking  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"Found out why packets of naga chilli have a "wear gloves" label on them.
Cooking dinner, finished chopping them up, needed to answer the call of nature. Forgot to wash hands before handling man wang.
THE HEAT
Amateur mistake
I hope you washed them after wang handling and getting ba k to cooking "
I think it was a cold shower job... |
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"Found out why packets of naga chilli have a "wear gloves" label on them.
Cooking dinner, finished chopping them up, needed to answer the call of nature. Forgot to wash hands before handling man wang.
THE HEAT
Amateur mistake
I hope you washed them after wang handling and getting ba k to cooking
I think it was a cold shower job..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I burnt my wang with an iron whilst ironing the trousers I wanted to put on
Also got a friction burn all down one side after an enthusiastic session with a lass,turned out I hadn't pulled her knickers far enough across
Oh yeah,and deep heat on your spuds burns like a bastard! |
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"I burnt my wang with an iron whilst ironing the trousers I wanted to put on
Also got a friction burn all down one side after an enthusiastic session with a lass,turned out I hadn't pulled her knickers far enough across
Oh yeah,and deep heat on your spuds burns like a bastard! "
Knicker burn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I burnt my wang with an iron whilst ironing the trousers I wanted to put on
Also got a friction burn all down one side after an enthusiastic session with a lass,turned out I hadn't pulled her knickers far enough across
Oh yeah,and deep heat on your spuds burns like a bastard!
Knicker burn "
It wasn't pretty,ran from tip to base and hurt like crazy |
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"I burnt my wang with an iron whilst ironing the trousers I wanted to put on
Also got a friction burn all down one side after an enthusiastic session with a lass,turned out I hadn't pulled her knickers far enough across
Oh yeah,and deep heat on your spuds burns like a bastard!
Knicker burn
It wasn't pretty,ran from tip to base and hurt like crazy "
Did you rub some germoline on it? That stuff is magic |
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One night I was out off hand lotion/Vaseline or baby oil and was feeling in the mood for a nice slippery wank. I made the big mistake off using deep heat as a substitute thinking it would be al right, boy was I wrong a few minutes into the wank I felt a severe burning and itchy sensation on my penis to the point where I stopped everything and jumped into the bathtub and put the shower on it's coldest temperature and only then did it go away.....needless to say lesson learned never use deep heat as masturbation lube. |
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"Surely the name gave it away?? ideally OP yes it should have been but to be fair I was quite horny that night and was in the mood for it, it wasn't the first incident off that night I had something similar happen with a lotion that had jojoba extract. Needless to say same thing happened and I had to jump into the shower earlier on and avoid screaming, after both incidents In the same night it killed the mood and I just went to sleep....is kind off comedy like when I look back at it. "
Kind of comedy? There's no kind of about it!
Twice in one night is stuff legends are made of! |
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"Motor cycle crash a few years back where my groin smashed into the petrol tank ...... my boys took a beating, both of the swollen up to the size coconuts! My mates have a pic where they are posing with my swollen nut sack. And no, the sexy nurses wouldn't rub them better for me "
All I'm wondering is when are you gonna upload the pic? |
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Let's just say there once was an over zealous post-been away for too long penetration-based tear. I had to go and have it whipped off. That wasn't much either |
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Kind of comedy? There's no kind of about it!
Twice in one night is stuff legends are made of!"
I suppose so but none the less I learned a hard life lesson and just stick to lubricants I'm familiar with, anything else I just keep away from after all I don't want to make a hat trick mistake now do I? |
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I have a skin condition where sometimes my foreskin tightens. Once I was furiously fucking this girl and it partially tore.
The amount of blood...I almost fainted. I spent an evening in casualty & they told me it would just heal naturally.
It did but... |
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"I have a skin condition where sometimes my foreskin tightens. Once I was furiously fucking this girl and it partially tore.
The amount of blood...I almost fainted. I spent an evening in casualty & they told me it would just heal naturally.
It did but..."
But did you see her again?
I can imagine it's difficult after something like that to get over the thought of it happening again. |
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Some of these are making me genuinely lol....but a word of caution chaps. Like most I have had the odd bruise, scratches,blister etc after a vigorous encounter....the cumulative effect is a condition called peyronies disease( ask Google)...who knew? 6 months in and still not what it was, although nearly there tho!! Mr |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
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Brought a new battery shaver at Xmas, for going away and quick shaves.
Decided one day to trim the man Wang and the bladed ripped me to sh_eds...it was like a scene from Carrie I yell ya.
Was sore even sat in my boxers,and it scabbed up on the slack,so if I got a hard on it was fuckin agony!
I threw the bastard shaver away!! |
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"Brought a new battery shaver at Xmas, for going away and quick shaves.
Decided one day to trim the man Wang and the bladed ripped me to sh_eds...it was like a scene from Carrie I yell ya.
Was sore even sat in my boxers,and it scabbed up on the slack,so if I got a hard on it was fuckin agony!
I threw the bastard shaver away!! "
Sorry, but the words "on the slack" have killed me off |
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"Some of these are making me genuinely lol....but a word of caution chaps. Like most I have had the odd bruise, scratches,blister etc after a vigorous encounter....the cumulative effect is a condition called peyronies disease( ask Google)...who knew? 6 months in and still not what it was, although nearly there tho!! Mr "
Look after your man wangs fellas! |
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"Some of these are making me genuinely lol....but a word of caution chaps. Like most I have had the odd bruise, scratches,blister etc after a vigorous encounter....the cumulative effect is a condition called peyronies disease( ask Google)...who knew? 6 months in and still not what it was, although nearly there tho!! Mr
Look after your man wangs fellas!"
or get someone to look after your wang for you |
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over a year ago
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"Brought a new battery shaver at Xmas, for going away and quick shaves.
Decided one day to trim the man Wang and the bladed ripped me to sh_eds...it was like a scene from Carrie I yell ya.
Was sore even sat in my boxers,and it scabbed up on the slack,so if I got a hard on it was fuckin agony!
I threw the bastard shaver away!!
Sorry, but the words "on the slack" have killed me off "
Would you prefer a chubby instead
Maybe be all grown up and say semi erect  |
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"Brought a new battery shaver at Xmas, for going away and quick shaves.
Decided one day to trim the man Wang and the bladed ripped me to sh_eds...it was like a scene from Carrie I yell ya.
Was sore even sat in my boxers,and it scabbed up on the slack,so if I got a hard on it was fuckin agony!
I threw the bastard shaver away!! "
I once used my beard trimmer to trim down there. The metal teeth caught my skin on my balls...i ended up half shaved for about 2 weeks |
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"Brought a new battery shaver at Xmas, for going away and quick shaves.
Decided one day to trim the man Wang and the bladed ripped me to sh_eds...it was like a scene from Carrie I yell ya.
Was sore even sat in my boxers,and it scabbed up on the slack,so if I got a hard on it was fuckin agony!
I threw the bastard shaver away!!
I once used my beard trimmer to trim down there. The metal teeth caught my skin on my balls...i ended up half shaved for about 2 weeks "
I used my ex's beard trimmer to shave my chuff when I was full term pregnant and hadn't seen downstairs in ages. It was very satisfying. |
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"Heard about a guy who jumped down from the top bunk on a navy ship but snagged his ball sac with gruesome results.
I'm picturing him upside down, his balls like a castrated dog."
I heard it ripped open and his testicle was hanging out  |
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"Brought a new battery shaver at Xmas, for going away and quick shaves.
Decided one day to trim the man Wang and the bladed ripped me to sh_eds...it was like a scene from Carrie I yell ya.
Was sore even sat in my boxers,and it scabbed up on the slack,so if I got a hard on it was fuckin agony!
I threw the bastard shaver away!!
I once used my beard trimmer to trim down there. The metal teeth caught my skin on my balls...i ended up half shaved for about 2 weeks
I used my ex's beard trimmer to shave my chuff when I was full term pregnant and hadn't seen downstairs in ages. It was very satisfying. "
Haha its very satisfying trimming above any sensitive equipment.
I find tweezing very satisfying though. I kinda got hooked on it about a year ago |
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"Brought a new battery shaver at Xmas, for going away and quick shaves.
Decided one day to trim the man Wang and the bladed ripped me to sh_eds...it was like a scene from Carrie I yell ya.
Was sore even sat in my boxers,and it scabbed up on the slack,so if I got a hard on it was fuckin agony!
I threw the bastard shaver away!!
I once used my beard trimmer to trim down there. The metal teeth caught my skin on my balls...i ended up half shaved for about 2 weeks
I used my ex's beard trimmer to shave my chuff when I was full term pregnant and hadn't seen downstairs in ages. It was very satisfying.
Haha its very satisfying trimming above any sensitive equipment.
I find tweezing very satisfying though. I kinda got hooked on it about a year ago "
Tweezing is fun.
It wasn't the fact I was freshly trimmed I found satisfying tho....it was the fact he had no idea and was gonna use it on his face. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I thought I had permanently broken my first boyfriend when we established that my period hadn't suddenly started and it was all gushing out of him. The bigger issues was cleaning his mother's sofa before she got home. 17 was such a long time ago.
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"Had mine pierced not for long caught it tearing it downwards! So now it's slightly attached and my foreskin pulls a lot farther than it used to lol "
Trying a cock that's pierced is something I want to do, but I have fears about catching it and hurting the dude. |
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"I thought I had permanently broken my first boyfriend when we established that my period hadn't suddenly started and it was all gushing out of him. The bigger issues was cleaning his mother's sofa before she got home. 17 was such a long time ago.
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Bleeding hell |
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"I used my ex's beard trimmer to shave my chuff when I was full term pregnant and hadn't seen downstairs in ages. It was very satisfying.
Haha its very satisfying trimming above any sensitive equipment.
I find tweezing very satisfying though. I kinda got hooked on it about a year ago
Tweezing is fun.
It wasn't the fact I was freshly trimmed I found satisfying tho....it was the fact he had no idea and was gonna use it on his face. "
It's relaxing with a little of both pain and pleasure
Now that's funny, did he ever find out? |
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"I used my ex's beard trimmer to shave my chuff when I was full term pregnant and hadn't seen downstairs in ages. It was very satisfying.
Haha its very satisfying trimming above any sensitive equipment.
I find tweezing very satisfying though. I kinda got hooked on it about a year ago
Tweezing is fun.
It wasn't the fact I was freshly trimmed I found satisfying tho....it was the fact he had no idea and was gonna use it on his face.
It's relaxing with a little of both pain and pleasure
Now that's funny, did he ever find out?"
Course he did.... I told him as one of my pubes that was hanging under the blade was about to enter his mouth |
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"I used my ex's beard trimmer to shave my chuff when I was full term pregnant and hadn't seen downstairs in ages. It was very satisfying.
Haha its very satisfying trimming above any sensitive equipment.
I find tweezing very satisfying though. I kinda got hooked on it about a year ago
Tweezing is fun.
It wasn't the fact I was freshly trimmed I found satisfying tho....it was the fact he had no idea and was gonna use it on his face.
It's relaxing with a little of both pain and pleasure
Now that's funny, did he ever find out?
Course he did.... I told him as one of my pubes that was hanging under the blade was about to enter his mouth "
Brilliant |
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"I used my ex's beard trimmer to shave my chuff when I was full term pregnant and hadn't seen downstairs in ages. It was very satisfying.
Haha its very satisfying trimming above any sensitive equipment.
I find tweezing very satisfying though. I kinda got hooked on it about a year ago
Tweezing is fun.
It wasn't the fact I was freshly trimmed I found satisfying tho....it was the fact he had no idea and was gonna use it on his face.
It's relaxing with a little of both pain and pleasure
Now that's funny, did he ever find out?
Course he did.... I told him as one of my pubes that was hanging under the blade was about to enter his mouth
Brilliant "
I thought so |
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"Bump for PB
You're such a star!
I try. "
I guess the only one I have is related to my iron man pic. I thought I should take a second exposure with a little more exposure you know... and yeah well - irons are hot you know! |
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"Bump for PB
You're such a star!
I try.
I guess the only one I have is related to my iron man pic. I thought I should take a second exposure with a little more exposure you know... and yeah well - irons are hot you know! "
Doofus! |
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Got d*unk as a teenager and a pals mum let me stay over rather than make my way home d*unk. I woke up with his mum shouting as I was in the middle of peeing on their coal fire. The smell was hanging about for days apparently. Very embarrassing. |
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Not cut it, but bruised it.
I hit a car that had pulled out in front of my CBR600, the force of the impact threw me and the bike over the car bonnet. But in those moments before upwards movement happened, the forward movement of me slammed my groin into the tank. |
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"Not cut it, but bruised it.
I hit a car that had pulled out in front of my CBR600, the force of the impact threw me and the bike over the car bonnet. But in those moments before upwards movement happened, the forward movement of me slammed my groin into the tank."
Ouchies. So, serious question. When there's bruising it naturally hurts when touched etc. Does the body/mind counter act this by keeping it on the flop or does it still get naughty thoughts and grow causing more pain? |
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"Not cut it, but bruised it.
I hit a car that had pulled out in front of my CBR600, the force of the impact threw me and the bike over the car bonnet. But in those moments before upwards movement happened, the forward movement of me slammed my groin into the tank.
Ouchies. So, serious question. When there's bruising it naturally hurts when touched etc. Does the body/mind counter act this by keeping it on the flop or does it still get naughty thoughts and grow causing more pain?"
whenever iv hurt my wang he won't behave, he gets worse |
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"Not cut it, but bruised it.
I hit a car that had pulled out in front of my CBR600, the force of the impact threw me and the bike over the car bonnet. But in those moments before upwards movement happened, the forward movement of me slammed my groin into the tank.
Ouchies. So, serious question. When there's bruising it naturally hurts when touched etc. Does the body/mind counter act this by keeping it on the flop or does it still get naughty thoughts and grow causing more pain?"
Sadly it has a mind of its own, it did grow and it did hurt. |
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"Not cut it, but bruised it.
I hit a car that had pulled out in front of my CBR600, the force of the impact threw me and the bike over the car bonnet. But in those moments before upwards movement happened, the forward movement of me slammed my groin into the tank.
Ouchies. So, serious question. When there's bruising it naturally hurts when touched etc. Does the body/mind counter act this by keeping it on the flop or does it still get naughty thoughts and grow causing more pain?
Sadly it has a mind of its own, it did grow and it did hurt."
Eeeek. Thanks for answering that. |
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over a year ago
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I think the worst one for me, was my ex using her teeth a little too much during a bj.
Literally had "scram" marks from her teeth down the length of my cock, right up to the head of it.
Killed me do even pull the foreskin back to pee as it was healing. Ugh! Then she wonde_ed why I stopped wanting her bj's |
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"I think the worst one for me, was my ex using her teeth a little too much during a bj.
Literally had "scram" marks from her teeth down the length of my cock, right up to the head of it.
Killed me do even pull the foreskin back to pee as it was healing. Ugh! Then she wonde_ed why I stopped wanting her bj's "
I'm trying to work out if you have a huge wang, her a small mouth or she enjoyed your discomfort |
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"I think the worst one for me, was my ex using her teeth a little too much during a bj.
Literally had "scram" marks from her teeth down the length of my cock, right up to the head of it.
Killed me do even pull the foreskin back to pee as it was healing. Ugh! Then she wonde_ed why I stopped wanting her bj's
I'm trying to work out if you have a huge wang, her a small mouth or she enjoyed your discomfort "
Small mouth. Definitely. |
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Not sure if this counts as it is not the wang as such, but still very painful all the same.
I had a testicle removed years ago, they surgeon went in just above the pubic hair. I had several weeks of pain if I even thought about getting a hard on, i never realised how many muscles go through the groin. |
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"OK I'll be brave!!
Many years ago in my late teens/early twenties I was walking my then girlfriend home when lets just say passion got the better of us down a dark alleyway - unfortunately her brand new jeans weren't pulled down far enough and I ended up slicing just below the head of my manhood on the zip!!
First I knew of it was when I looked down at my faded jeans to see them cove_ed in blood!!
Worst of it was I was staying at a mates and had to walk back in and explain I'd cut my hand on some barbed wire!!"
Wangler jeans. |
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"OK I'll be brave!!
Many years ago in my late teens/early twenties I was walking my then girlfriend home when lets just say passion got the better of us down a dark alleyway - unfortunately her brand new jeans weren't pulled down far enough and I ended up slicing just below the head of my manhood on the zip!!
First I knew of it was when I looked down at my faded jeans to see them cove_ed in blood!!
Worst of it was I was staying at a mates and had to walk back in and explain I'd cut my hand on some barbed wire!!
Wangler jeans."
How the fuck did I miss this first time round?!
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