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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was going to do a whole 'adapt a song with some appropriate lyrics' thing but I'm too tired so sod it. Maybe next week 
Good morning fabbers
Your genial host is SwingoftheKingers
Co host is - Seeside
MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at random points
and Miss.Honey is sometimes at the bar.
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Club Rules
You can join in 1 of 2 ways.
(1) If you've had no meet's whatsoever ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month ago then you're very welcome to join.
So post an ad to meet or just have a chat
(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.
However some folk seem to have invented Rule 3 and I'll be keeping a close eye on them.
And yes, socials count as meet's !
The club is not for those that don't meet at all.
And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.
The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.
Even if its just a social
By posting a meet or answering a post by (shout out or pm) and meeting them
Or just have a chat
So welcome in, grab a seat and a drink and let's get meeting 0 meeters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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George formby again...sitting at the lamppost at the corner of the steerer, until a certain little lady comes by...... .
I had to sing that as I typed.
0 meet club. Well. I didn't think I'd be here today but let's have fun. Let's get some sexiness and meets in the go.
Have we actually ever been successful?
No? But you could be the first.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"George formby again...sitting at the lamppost at the corner of the steerer, until a certain little lady comes by...... .
I had to sing that as I typed.
0 meet club. Well. I didn't think I'd be here today but let's have fun. Let's get some sexiness and meets in the go.
Have we actually ever been successful?
No? But you could be the first. "
Don't think we have but there's always a first time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Staff advert. -
Lonely in Manchester.
Loves sex and coffee.
Local preferred (because I suffer from road rage, how angry do you want me to be when I get to you??? )
Call me??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always love a club with rules
Applying to join under rule 1 (last meet over 30 days ago).
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Last very 1 week ago?
But I'm in a good mood so come and have a seat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially
Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon
yeah right.. but lets stick it out "
That's the spirit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a quiet table in the corner? I'm a bit shy. 
We don't have corners
There are a few quiet tables at the mo so take your pick"
A circular room? Will you be the centre point as host? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a quiet table in the corner? I'm a bit shy.
We don't have corners
There are a few quiet tables at the mo so take your pick
A circular room? Will you be the centre point as host?"
one does ones best
I'm here to help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially
Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon
yeah right.. but lets stick it out
Shall we milkshake one day?"
absolutely! we should!
sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially
Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon
yeah right.. but lets stick it out
Shall we milkshake one day?
absolutely! we should!
sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..' "
I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little  |
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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially
Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon
yeah right.. but lets stick it out
Shall we milkshake one day?
absolutely! we should!
sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'
I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little "
King leaky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially
Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon
yeah right.. but lets stick it out
Shall we milkshake one day?
absolutely! we should!
sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'
I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little "
oooh honey... i think we should bring swing into our little get together  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay? "
I've a feeling I need more eyes...
Grab a seat, lemonade? |
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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially
Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon
yeah right.. but lets stick it out
Shall we milkshake one day?
absolutely! we should!
sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'
I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little
oooh honey... i think we should bring swing into our little get together "
Does he have milkshake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok i'll be brave.. i wanna meet socially
Hello CnS I'm sure a suitable suitor will be along soon
yeah right.. but lets stick it out
Shall we milkshake one day?
absolutely! we should!
sings 'our milkshakes bring all the boys the the yard..'
I'm just going into the office. Mine might have overflowed a little
oooh honey... i think we should bring swing into our little get together
Does he have milkshake?"
he has 'man milk'.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?
I've a feeling I need more eyes...
Grab a seat, lemonade?
Don't forget the lime "
Yes ma'am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1 
Oh I grew this one myself
Was I in a fisons grow bag??
Yes you were
Oh....that explains my dirty feet then "
Keep your socks on. She'll never know!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1
Oh I grew this one myself
Was I in a fisons grow bag??
Yes you were
Oh....that explains my dirty feet then
Keep your socks on. She'll never know! "
Socks....never wear them, I like commando style too |
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"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?
I've a feeling I need more eyes...
Grab a seat, lemonade?
Don't forget the lime
Yes ma'am "
Do you have anything else I might like? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Errrrrrrr rules? I'm not particularly good with rules but I'm the best agony aunt ever, can I stay?
I've a feeling I need more eyes...
Grab a seat, lemonade?
Don't forget the lime
Yes ma'am
Do you have anything else I might like? "
Bugger! The muffins! They are still in the oven.
Would anyone like a muffin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1
Oh I grew this one myself
Was I in a fisons grow bag??
Yes you were
Oh....that explains my dirty feet then
Keep your socks on. She'll never know!
Socks....never wear them, I like commando style too "
And your in here today? You sound adorable even to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hello, I qualify under rule 1
Oh I grew this one myself
Was I in a fisons grow bag??
Yes you were
Oh....that explains my dirty feet then
Keep your socks on. She'll never know!
Socks....never wear them, I like commando style too
And your in here today? You sound adorable even to me! "
I am....but it's the age thing, not many go for the old codgers ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I qualify under rule 1 , so please accept my application for membership. 
X
It's time we arranged another meet. Purely to get us out of this club you understand  "
Agreed , will message you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id love it if honey and mister b got together,,, couple username 'Honey Bee' 
simple things make me smile "
You sing "Honey", I'll sing "B"
No meets here so may I join you under rule 1? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rule 1, as ever. Can someone please send a big pot of coffee and a bacon sandwich over to the grumpy corner?"
She'll be coming soon.......that's what we all want right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rule 1 for me
I'm still snuggled in bed, can someone bring me breakfast?
Hello. What would you like to eat?
Now that's a loaded question
There are sasuages in the kitchen "
Overlooked by a cold meat fix. .
That figures. |
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"Rule 1 for me
I'm still snuggled in bed, can someone bring me breakfast?
Hello. What would you like to eat?
Now that's a loaded question
There are sasuages in the kitchen
Overlooked by a cold meat fix. .
That figures. "
Well if you were in my kitchen I'd have a choice of sasuages and you probably wouldn't be over looked for long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw is it club time again already?!?
Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x"
I know your eyes are at the front and a little higher up, but there's something about your bottom that has me smiling
I'm in the club today, still under rule 1. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw is it club time again already?!?
Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x"
I did wave again on the way back down but I think you was asleep, it was about 03.00 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rule 1, as ever. Can someone please send a big pot of coffee and a bacon sandwich over to the grumpy corner?
She'll be coming soon.......that's what we all want right? "
Erm... eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in... Under all sorts of rules I think at this stage... anyone want to fly over for a coffee and break my (ahem) dry spell?? "
Good luck with this. Your out of the county. Literally.
Guys, show this lady some commitment!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rule 1, as ever. Can someone please send a big pot of coffee and a bacon sandwich over to the grumpy corner?
She'll be coming soon.......that's what we all want right?
Erm... eh? "
MsHoney. She serves tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would we have to have this meet on a wed or can it be any time. We had a meet on Sat but not had a veri yet so do we count lol"
Is this trying to activate rule 3? Swing is going to keep an eye on you a think. |
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"I'm still in... Under all sorts of rules I think at this stage... anyone want to fly over for a coffee and break my (ahem) dry spell??
Good luck with this. Your out of the county. Literally.
Guys, show this lady some commitment!!! "
*passes MisterBee the purple pimp fedora* cheers pal!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw is it club time again already?!?
Hi guys. Im just gonna hang in my usual corner if anyone wants to chat x"
Eh hem. I work here. I can pretend to wear a uniform.
*_eeside please say we've got smart sexy uniforms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week 
Thanks for rubbing it in
What he said ^. "
Wanna be my next two for next week? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week
Thanks for rubbing it in
What he said ^.
Wanna be my next two for next week? "
Tease  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week
Thanks for rubbing it in
What he said ^.
Wanna be my next two for next week? "
Eh hem. Let me give my sexiest text for this. ......
I can't make it. I'm busy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had sex less than 7 days ago.
Just saying....
Lucky you, I had it less than 7 months ago so I'm almost a virgin agin haha "
Ha! 8 months for oral, coming up on two years for penetration |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I had sex less than 7 days ago.
Just saying....
Lucky you, I had it less than 7 months ago so I'm almost a virgin agin haha
Ha! 8 months for oral, coming up on two years for penetration "
Try 29 years |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I had sex less than 7 days ago.
Just saying....
Lucky you, I had it less than 7 months ago so I'm almost a virgin agin haha
Ha! 8 months for oral, coming up on two years for penetration "
Almost a year for oral, almost 2 years for penetration.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't to rub it in your faces or anything but I had two meets last week and going for two again this week
Thanks for rubbing it in
What he said ^.
Wanna be my next two for next week?
Eh hem. Let me give my sexiest text for this. ......
I can't make it. I'm busy. "
That's a shame, I had great plans for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*
Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.
It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble? |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*
Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.
It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble? "
Chocolate hob-nobs ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fall under rule 1 and would like a social meet.
I also don't like breaking rules. I prefer to bend them."
Edinburgh???? Look up towards the top you daft sod!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*
Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.
It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble? "
Choices, choices, can I have one of each please |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Of course! Mind you, with this warm weather and all I think they have melted in their packet.  "
I'm 99% Shor thar are a fue people who wood Verry mutch enjoy a lode of melted chocolate biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You may indeed. *passes two of each, on a plate*
*not sure where the plate came from, mind you...*"
Tell you what, I'll lay down and stick the biscuits on my clean nipples.
Far cleaner than mystery plates. Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course! Mind you, with this warm weather and all I think they have melted in their packet.
I'm 99% Shor thar are a fue people who wood Verry mutch enjoy a lode of melted chocolate biscuits "
That is a point. I'm happy to stick whatever in my mouth, as long as it's tasty.
Biscuits! Buscuits! I mean whatever biscuits in my mouth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*
Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.
It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?
Choices, choices, can I have one of each please "
Just put your hands in and grab what you want. |
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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I fall under rule 1 and would like a social meet.
I also don't like breaking rules. I prefer to bend them.
Edinburgh???? Look up towards the top you daft sod!!! "
... I skimmed at work. Thanks for the pointer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*
Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.
It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?
Choices, choices, can I have one of each please
Just put your hands in and grab what you want. "
Oh, I'm grabbing but that's not biscuits in my hands. I seem to have both hands full. That ok guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*
Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.
It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?
Choices, choices, can I have one of each please
Just put your hands in and grab what you want. "
Oh, I'm grabbing but that's not biscuits in my hands. I seem to have both hands full. That ok guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*ding a-ling goes the bell on the door as it opens*
Oh, don't mind me! I saw there was an advert for 0 meet people and thought I'd pop-in.
It did say bring biscuits so I have some jammy dodgers and hob-nobs. Did anyone fancy a nibble?
Choices, choices, can I have one of each please
Just put your hands in and grab what you want.
Oh, I'm grabbing but that's not biscuits in my hands. I seem to have both hands full. That ok guys "
Yes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Afternoon 0 meeters.
Behaving yourselves?
Of course
Really? You? Behaving?
I don't know what you could possibly mean by that. I'm a good girl "
Yes. Very |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Afternoon 0 meeters.
Behaving yourselves?
Of course
Really? You? Behaving?
I don't know what you could possibly mean by that. I'm a good girl
Yes. Very "
You know it |
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