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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Theresa May answered that it was running through the wheat fields with her childhood friends.
I'm sure Fabsters have better stories than this.
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"Theresa May answered that it was running through the wheat fields with her childhood friends.
I'm sure Fabsters have better stories than this.
Don't post anything outside the rules, or that will get you convicted."
I'll get back to you on this.
*censors stories* |
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over a year ago
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I reckon Theresa's proper answer was a 6-way anal bareback gangbang but I guess it's not really a universal vote winner is it?
Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Me? I once put 11p worth of sweets into a 10p mix-up! |
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!"
Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. |
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"I reckon Theresa's proper answer was a 6-way anal bareback gangbang but I guess it's not really a universal vote winner is it?
Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Me? I once put 11p worth of sweets into a 10p mix-up!"
 I've just come across this quote of hers......
"My night out would be with my husband, wherever he chose to take me."
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. "
Maybe that's the worst she has done! I mean a politician wouldn't lie would they?  |
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Explained to someone on here how equal opportunities is not "holding them back to allow someone else to go forward", and I didn't immediately bow down when he told me I was wrong. I'm a naughty little lady.  |
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Ran with a wild gang of orchard thieves as a young teen... we were rebels... with bellyache! 
Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue.... 
Most recently... was late to an appointment because I was busy sexturbating disgraceful carry on!!! |
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"Explained to someone on here how equal opportunities is not "holding them back to allow someone else to go forward", and I didn't immediately bow down when he told me I was wrong. I'm a naughty little lady. "
Spanky bum time then obviously young lady  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I reckon Theresa's proper answer was a 6-way anal bareback gangbang but I guess it's not really a universal vote winner is it?
Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Me? I once put 11p worth of sweets into a 10p mix-up!"
What tipped it over to 11p?
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"Explained to someone on here how equal opportunities is not "holding them back to allow someone else to go forward", and I didn't immediately bow down when he told me I was wrong. I'm a naughty little lady. "
There's simply no coming back from that  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. "
She sounded like she was struggling to identify the meaning of the question. Such long pauses as her brain tried to come up with story fit for a vicar's daughter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished
I think you'll need to go to confession for this one...
No chance!...I hear she's fierce! "
Not like that cuddly Father O'Malley  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I stole a pencil and a couple of rubbers from W.H.Smiths when I was about 9
You rebel
I also untied somebody's barge from its moorings on the Norfolk Broads, I like pushing the boat out  "
You're channeling your inner Milton Jones tonight.
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished
I think you'll need to go to confession for this one...
No chance!...I hear she's fierce!
Not like that cuddly Father O'Malley "
...who, from what I heard, is not without spot of sin himself! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ran with a wild gang of orchard thieves as a young teen... we were rebels... with bellyache!
Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
Most recently... was late to an appointment because I was busy sexturbating disgraceful carry on!!! "
What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Bought a goldfish but returned my old one instead, the new one had a better tail. They didn't notice, it didn't have a bar code on it so that helped."
Do goldfish have barcodes now?
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"I sometimes pinch the chocolates from the bottom layer before the top one is finished
I think you'll need to go to confession for this one...
No chance!...I hear she's fierce!
Not like that cuddly Father O'Malley
...who, from what I heard, is not without spot of sin himself! "
Like I said, where to start |
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"Ran with a wild gang of orchard thieves as a young teen... we were rebels... with bellyache!
Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
Most recently... was late to an appointment because I was busy sexturbating disgraceful carry on!!!
What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue? "
I tried to return it... The library is no longer there... Relief tinged with sadness...  |
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"I stole a pencil and a couple of rubbers from W.H.Smiths when I was about 9
You rebel
I also untied somebody's barge from its moorings on the Norfolk Broads, I like pushing the boat out
You're channeling your inner Milton Jones tonight.
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Oh I have plenty of his jokes stored in ma locker |
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"Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue?
I tried to return it... The library is no longer there... Relief tinged with sadness... "
You brought down a library with your 34 year plan? That's truly long game evil |
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"Recently discovered a library book amongst my childhood belongings... Its 34 years overdue....
What's the fine going to be on a book 34 years overdue?
I tried to return it... The library is no longer there... Relief tinged with sadness...
You brought down a library with your 34 year plan? That's truly long game evil "
Apparently it only took 26 years to come to fruition.... I was just a bit late checking on its progress.... I seem to have tardiness issues... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon Theresa's proper answer was a 6-way anal bareback gangbang but I guess it's not really a universal vote winner is it?
Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Me? I once put 11p worth of sweets into a 10p mix-up!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a friend horny with just one sentence. 
That must be some sentence. Although, apparently, I got a friend horny by saying no. "
That's my current tactic. People always want what they can't have. (I hope!!) |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I got a friend horny with just one sentence.
That must be some sentence. Although, apparently, I got a friend horny by saying no.
That's my current tactic. People always want what they can't have. (I hope!!)"
Apart from that one case, I mostly get acceptance that it's a no.
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"I got a friend horny with just one sentence.
That must be some sentence. Although, apparently, I got a friend horny by saying no.
That's my current tactic. People always want what they can't have. (I hope!!)
Apart from that one case, I mostly get acceptance that it's a no.
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Oh me too. I just have one particular person in mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pinched a load of sodium from the Chemistry lab to do experiments in the sinks in the bogs. I was subsequently party to one of the boys' toilets exploding when the remaining sodium got thrown into it. When one of the Chemistry teachers approached, one of the lads, who had the remaining chunk of sodium, chucked it into the big to hide it. Needless to say, the resulting explosion, caused when the sodium hit the confined pan of toilet water, drew far more attention than half a dozen lads in the tolilets at break time would have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Played knock down ginger and went hedge jumping.
I reckon May is fibbing. I think she got someone else to do her homework for her.
What's hedge jumping?
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When I was a child most front gardens had privet hedges dividing them. Hedge jumping is running from one end of the block to another, through the gardens, jumping/crashing through the privet hedges. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Theresa May answered that it was running through the wheat fields with her childhood friends.
I'm sure Fabsters have better stories than this.
Don't post anything outside the rules, or that will get you convicted."
if that's the naughtiest thing she's ever done i don't want her as our grand wizzard! what a gimp...she well got bullied at school, it's why she's joined the sith i'm telling ya.
wheat fields my arse |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pinched a load of sodium from the Chemistry lab to do experiments in the sinks in the bogs. I was subsequently party to one of the boys' toilets exploding when the remaining sodium got thrown into it. When one of the Chemistry teachers approached, one of the lads, who had the remaining chunk of sodium, chucked it into the big to hide it. Needless to say, the resulting explosion, caused when the sodium hit the confined pan of toilet water, drew far more attention than half a dozen lads in the tolilets at break time would have. "
That's proper naughty.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Played knock down ginger and went hedge jumping.
I reckon May is fibbing. I think she got someone else to do her homework for her.
What's hedge jumping?
When I was a child most front gardens had privet hedges dividing them. Hedge jumping is running from one end of the block to another, through the gardens, jumping/crashing through the privet hedges. "
Ah. We didn't have hedges on the 18th floor in Hackney.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pinched a load of sodium from the Chemistry lab to do experiments in the sinks in the bogs. I was subsequently party to one of the boys' toilets exploding when the remaining sodium got thrown into it. When one of the Chemistry teachers approached, one of the lads, who had the remaining chunk of sodium, chucked it into the big to hide it. Needless to say, the resulting explosion, caused when the sodium hit the confined pan of toilet water, drew far more attention than half a dozen lads in the tolilets at break time would have.
That's proper naughty.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Theresa May answered that it was running through the wheat fields with her childhood friends.
I'm sure Fabsters have better stories than this.
Don't post anything outside the rules, or that will get you convicted.
if that's the naughtiest thing she's ever done i don't want her as our grand wizzard! what a gimp...she well got bullied at school, it's why she's joined the sith i'm telling ya.
wheat fields my arse"
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"Used to nick the neighbours milk......and orange juice on a Sunday
yea and their knickers off the washing line "
You may say that but I could not possibly comment |
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"Used to nick the neighbours milk......and orange juice on a Sunday
yea and their knickers off the washing line
You may say that but I could not possibly comment "
steal them,,,,but replace them with identical knickers,,,, but twice the size ,,,no 10 times the size,,,really screw with their head |
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"Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish. "
She's a political liability, self-promoting and way beyond her level of competence; how she has managed to even to get elected, repeatedly, is beyond me.
Actually, it isn't.
Olive oil, springs to mind; there are lots like her.
Dr Nasty
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By (user no longer on site)
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Playing in school changing room with another male and female ... caught by the janitor who screamed our two surnames (males) to get dressed and get to lunch. .. can you imagine his horrible when he waited outside the gym block to see us walking past him trying not to giggle and then for his daughter (who he did not see in changing room) to follow shortly afterwards. .. that must have been a awkward dinner chat... and no we did not get reported to our guidance teacher. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Meet an ex girlfriend at her new Bf's apartment & shagged on his bed whilst he was at work seemed funny at the time but looking back 'that was'nt a cool move' |
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish.
She sounded like she was struggling to identify the meaning of the question. Such long pauses as her brain tried to come up with story fit for a vicar's daughter."
I just saw a clip of it - they played it as the moment of zen on the Daily Show. She looked really taken back by the question. It was pretty funny to watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Used to nick the neighbours milk......and orange juice on a Sunday
yea and their knickers off the washing line
You may say that but I could not possibly comment
steal them,,,,but replace them with identical knickers,,,, but twice the size ,,,no 10 times the size,,,really screw with their head "
What you trying to say baitch |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Although it's less shit than those politicians that say they tried cannabis but "didn't inhale" - yeah like fuck you didn't!
Really Dan?! Really? I think her answer was far more dumb than saying you've tried but didn't inhale. Hers sounds downright childish.
She sounded like she was struggling to identify the meaning of the question. Such long pauses as her brain tried to come up with story fit for a vicar's daughter.
I just saw a clip of it - they played it as the moment of zen on the Daily Show. She looked really taken back by the question. It was pretty funny to watch "
Of course the naughtiest thing she has done is call this election, but this isn't a politics thread. |
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"I once went to the corner shop for some milk wearing my shoes without any socks on. To this day, I still shudder at that thought.
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*shakes head in disgust*
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I once went to the corner shop for some milk wearing my shoes without any socks on. To this day, I still shudder at that thought.
*shakes head in disgust*
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He seems such a nice young man too. |
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"I once went to the corner shop for some milk wearing my shoes without any socks on. To this day, I still shudder at that thought.
*shakes head in disgust*
He seems such a nice young man too. "
I know. I was duped too. |
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