"Have you looked outside?
Get back under the duvet and hide in the forum all day.
Under the duvet ..... it can be interesting under there  "
It can. I don't recommend farting though unless you have a window slightly open. |
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I've got an unexpected day off work today because of the wind. Went to pick up the lady I loom after but she said it was too windy to go out.
I'll clean my house when I've had this cuppa tea. |
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"Have you looked outside?
Get back under the duvet and hide in the forum all day.
Under the duvet ..... it can be interesting under there
It can. I don't recommend farting though unless you have a window slightly open."
So inviting you over for a Dutch oven is out of the question? Lol |
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"I've got an unexpected day off work today because of the wind. Went to pick up the lady I loom after but she said it was too windy to go out.
I'll clean my house when I've had this cuppa tea. "
My OCD cleaning up may happen  |
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"I had one yesterday, I needed it to recover from the weekend social,
Stay indoors and look out the window I love doing that on days like this"
I love the sea side, it's very tranquil..... however I'm currently watching a sci-fi horror movie, totally the opposite |
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"I'm off too, OP.
I'm still in bed and I'm contemplating (another) wank. 
Tell me about it, if I could bottle it and sell it I would make a fortune "
There are 'banks' for that kind of thing!  |
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"I'm off too, OP.
I'm still in bed and I'm contemplating (another) wank.
Tell me about it, if I could bottle it and sell it I would make a fortune
There are 'banks' for that kind of thing! "
The wank bank?  Haha |
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"I'm off too, OP.
I'm still in bed and I'm contemplating (another) wank.
Tell me about it, if I could bottle it and sell it I would make a fortune
There are 'banks' for that kind of thing!
The wank bank? Haha "
Actually, I was thinking sperm bank... you know, for your bottling and selling |
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"I'm off too, OP.
I'm still in bed and I'm contemplating (another) wank.
Tell me about it, if I could bottle it and sell it I would make a fortune
There are 'banks' for that kind of thing!
The wank bank? Haha
Actually, I was thinking sperm bank... you know, for your bottling and selling "
I shall try to avoid the 'are you taking deposits ' jokes........ oooops  |
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"Have you looked outside?
Get back under the duvet and hide in the forum all day."
Sunshine is here already and heading your way. So why am I indoors building furniture?  |
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"Have you looked outside?
Get back under the duvet and hide in the forum all day.
Under the duvet ..... it can be interesting under there
It can. I don't recommend farting though unless you have a window slightly open.
So inviting you over for a Dutch oven is out of the question? Lol "
Dutch oveeeeeen |
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"don't wish to brag but I'm off now until October
I'm only off until September! I feel like I can't brag now.  "
Only off until September..... only off......? |
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"Have you looked outside?
Get back under the duvet and hide in the forum all day.
Under the duvet ..... it can be interesting under there
It can. I don't recommend farting though unless you have a window slightly open.
So inviting you over for a Dutch oven is out of the question? Lol
Dutch oveeeeeen "
You don't know what one is? You don't look like you have lived a sheltered life lol |
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"Have you looked outside?
Get back under the duvet and hide in the forum all day.
Under the duvet ..... it can be interesting under there
It can. I don't recommend farting though unless you have a window slightly open.
So inviting you over for a Dutch oven is out of the question? Lol
Dutch oveeeeeen
You don't know what one is? You don't look like you have lived a sheltered life lol "
Course I know what a Dutch oven is. I'm also queen of the bouncing betty. |
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"Have you looked outside?
Get back under the duvet and hide in the forum all day.
Under the duvet ..... it can be interesting under there
It can. I don't recommend farting though unless you have a window slightly open.
So inviting you over for a Dutch oven is out of the question? Lol
Dutch oveeeeeen
You don't know what one is? You don't look like you have lived a sheltered life lol
Course I know what a Dutch oven is. I'm also queen of the bouncing betty."
Go on then educate us all on the bouncing Betty |
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