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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We got too big and into it so the thread got closed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko "

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand..."

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt. "

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt. "

Sounds like good fun, what's the success rate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!"

Is that not Japanese torture?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

Sounds like good fun, what's the success rate? "

100% if you go at it long enough.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!"

One of those giant ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

Sounds like good fun, what's the success rate?

100% if you go at it long enough. "

Is it worth the trip to greater London?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

One of those giant ones. "

Why would you do that to something so beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture? "

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman..."

Here we go again hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha"

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once made a girl squirt...whipped cream on my penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?"

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

Sounds like good fun, what's the success rate?

100% if you go at it long enough.

Is it worth the trip to greater London? "

I said can, not will

You'll probably have a very sore arse after too, but hey, it's the end result that matters.

Anyway, I prefer to help you orgasm the proper way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I once made a girl squirt...whipped cream on my penis "

Nice chocolate eclair haha

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello Jack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

Sounds like good fun, what's the success rate?

100% if you go at it long enough.

Is it worth the trip to greater London?

I said can, not will

You'll probably have a very sore arse after too, but hey, it's the end result that matters.

Anyway, I prefer to help you orgasm the proper way."

Ah thought we were making promises

The proper way does sound a lot more inviting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Jack! "

Hello again princess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is"

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

Sounds like good fun, what's the success rate?

100% if you go at it long enough.

Is it worth the trip to greater London?

I said can, not will

You'll probably have a very sore arse after too, but hey, it's the end result that matters.

Anyway, I prefer to help you orgasm the proper way.

Ah thought we were making promises

The proper way does sound a lot more inviting "

Although some men enjoy the feeling of forced ejaculation, most prefer an orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness. "

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

Sounds like good fun, what's the success rate?

100% if you go at it long enough.

Is it worth the trip to greater London?

I said can, not will

You'll probably have a very sore arse after too, but hey, it's the end result that matters.

Anyway, I prefer to help you orgasm the proper way.

Ah thought we were making promises

The proper way does sound a lot more inviting

Although some men enjoy the feeling of forced ejaculation, most prefer an orgasm. "

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone "

Because it's painful?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is"

no, none of them said that..a couple of people said they had done it at the same time at times, but no, none said it was the same thing. i wish you luck , but bear in mind that despite what porn tells you, quite often women do actually know how their bodies work and respond...and , as clearly you don't believe women on this subject...maybe ask the opinion of some men on here, who will tell you the same thing..well some will...some couldnt give a flying fuck either way..

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jack!

Hello again princess "

So have you enjoyed entertaining and enlightening us ladies tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?"

They normally happen at the same time but not always in my experience.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone "

Because it bloody hurts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?"

But it's meant to be funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny"

Funny as in weird, not ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

no, none of them said that..a couple of people said they had done it at the same time at times, but no, none said it was the same thing. i wish you luck , but bear in mind that despite what porn tells you, quite often women do actually know how their bodies work and respond...and , as clearly you don't believe women on this subject...maybe ask the opinion of some men on here, who will tell you the same thing..well some will...some couldnt give a flying fuck either way.."

You must of just skipped the part where said it's the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Jack!

Hello again princess

So have you enjoyed entertaining and enlightening us ladies tonight? "

I hope I've thought you what you didn't know about your bodies . Even if all I asked was who liked a squirter hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny

Funny as in weird, not ha ha. "

Maybe if you laugh it won't hurt! Mind over matter

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok Jack and everyone else, off to bed, thanks for the banter, loved it. Sweet dreams and Na night. xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny

Funny as in weird, not ha ha.

Maybe if you laugh it won't hurt! Mind over matter"

Have you tried laughing when you're in pain?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok Jack and everyone else, off to bed, thanks for the banter, loved it. Sweet dreams and Na night. xxxxx"

Night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok Jack and everyone else, off to bed, thanks for the banter, loved it. Sweet dreams and Na night. xxxxx"

Glad I could bring a smile to you before bed . Night x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

no, none of them said that..a couple of people said they had done it at the same time at times, but no, none said it was the same thing. i wish you luck , but bear in mind that despite what porn tells you, quite often women do actually know how their bodies work and respond...and , as clearly you don't believe women on this subject...maybe ask the opinion of some men on here, who will tell you the same thing..well some will...some couldnt give a flying fuck either way..

You must of just skipped the part where said it's the same"

no, i saw one quote that was a bit misleading as it referred to female ejaculation at the point of orgasm..and said it was sometimes called squirting...which is a bit confusing as they are different things

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny

Funny as in weird, not ha ha.

Maybe if you laugh it won't hurt! Mind over matter

Have you tried laughing when you're in pain? "

I laughed the whole way through the last thread! If I didn't I would of cried

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jack!

Hello again princess

So have you enjoyed entertaining and enlightening us ladies tonight?

I hope I've thought you what you didn't know about your bodies . Even if all I asked was who liked a squirter hahah"

Haha! I've learnt loads, thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

no, none of them said that..a couple of people said they had done it at the same time at times, but no, none said it was the same thing. i wish you luck , but bear in mind that despite what porn tells you, quite often women do actually know how their bodies work and respond...and , as clearly you don't believe women on this subject...maybe ask the opinion of some men on here, who will tell you the same thing..well some will...some couldnt give a flying fuck either way..

You must of just skipped the part where said it's the same

no, i saw one quote that was a bit misleading as it referred to female ejaculation at the point of orgasm..and said it was sometimes called squirting...which is a bit confusing as they are different things"

A nice big squirting orgasm

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok Jack and everyone else, off to bed, thanks for the banter, loved it. Sweet dreams and Na night. xxxxx

Night "

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Jack!

Hello again princess

So have you enjoyed entertaining and enlightening us ladies tonight?

I hope I've thought you what you didn't know about your bodies . Even if all I asked was who liked a squirter hahah

Haha! I've learnt loads, thank you xx"

Professor Jacko.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Jack!

Hello again princess

So have you enjoyed entertaining and enlightening us ladies tonight?

I hope I've thought you what you didn't know about your bodies . Even if all I asked was who liked a squirter hahah

Haha! I've learnt loads, thank you xx

Professor Jacko. "

Haha! Na night! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny

Funny as in weird, not ha ha.

Maybe if you laugh it won't hurt! Mind over matter

Have you tried laughing when you're in pain?

I laughed the whole way through the last thread! If I didn't I would of cried "

Try having a man do his utmost to make you squirt. Then you'll be crying

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny

Funny as in weird, not ha ha.

Maybe if you laugh it won't hurt! Mind over matter

Have you tried laughing when you're in pain?

I laughed the whole way through the last thread! If I didn't I would of cried

Try having a man do his utmost to make you squirt. Then you'll be crying "

Should of been spoken about before it was even attempted! Could of saved the pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny

Funny as in weird, not ha ha.

Maybe if you laugh it won't hurt! Mind over matter

Have you tried laughing when you're in pain?

I laughed the whole way through the last thread! If I didn't I would of cried

Try having a man do his utmost to make you squirt. Then you'll be crying

Should of been spoken about before it was even attempted! Could of saved the pain "

Back then I had no idea what it was or what he was going to do. You live and learn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As I was saying.

I can make you squirt Jacko

Wow I'm glad you came back haha, expand...

Same principle as female squirting, only you get a finger or toy in your butt.

or a cotton bud in your japs eye!

Is that not Japanese torture?

no, its just a little irritation of the urethra....same as inducing squirting in a woman...

Here we go again hahaha

so despite the women on here who have tried .actually, to be helpful,saying that squirting is not the same as orgasm...you still dont believe it?

I've had mixed reviews... some woman have also said it is

For some women it's pleasurable. I hate the feeling; it's like hitting my funny bone with add wetness.

Why do you never laugh when you hit your funny bone

Because it's painful?

But it's meant to be funny

Funny as in weird, not ha ha.

Maybe if you laugh it won't hurt! Mind over matter

Have you tried laughing when you're in pain?

I laughed the whole way through the last thread! If I didn't I would of cried

Try having a man do his utmost to make you squirt. Then you'll be crying

Should of been spoken about before it was even attempted! Could of saved the pain

Back then I had no idea what it was or what he was going to do. You live and learn. "

Haha I live by 'live and learn', say it all the time

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By *ranCanaria69Man  over a year ago

AYRSHiRE (+)GLASGOW(+) xx

Female ejaculation and the G-Spot

Female ejaculation has a history as old as the earth itself. Hippocrates

and Aristotle spoke of the divine waters in some of their writings. In 10th

century India, it was spoken about as a ''wine-like-juice.” In most cases,

it was thought to be an important part of conception and regarded in a

popular light.

In Chinese, Japanese, Native American and even Celtic historical

documents, female ejaculation is discussed and considered to be part of

a sacred sexual event.

Fast forward to 1800s Puritanical America and we see an uptight group

of people who do not know female sexuality and of course, care little for

the woman's feelings or pleasure. Often, a midwife would come into

town and “relieve” a woman of her sexual issues. After all, a good

woman would not want sex frequently, much less spray the inside of the

bedroom with “urine” or whatever they thought it was. The midwife

would often use a steam powered vibrator to give the woman an orgasm,

then sending her home relieved and back to being a “good pure wife.”

Hysteria had been considered a disease and condition for centuries,

which of course led to many attempts at curing the problem. 

The poor woman’s genitals were stimulated to orgasm by the midwife at

the ‘doctor’s office’ or sometimes the doctor himself would do the honor.

The couple would happily return to their daily lives thanking the doctor

for relieving her of the ‘disease’. Sometimes the husband himself would

relieve her of the ‘disease’ unwittingly if he also feels horny. Their

peaceful household would continue till she gets aroused again. During

the period of Industrial Revolution, towards the end of 1800’s, steam

driven vibrators were discovered and this relieved the midwives from

their weird job of helping women masturbate. Indeed the doctors of

those times used several tactics and methods to bring a woman to

orgasm in their treatment for ‘hysterical tension’. All these contraptions

existed because nobody cared about female orgasm and ejaculation, and

the mere existence of female orgasm was totally unaware of. 

In the 1980s, the medical community and researchers began looking

deeper into the female ejaculation issue. Looking back, some fine

researchers were: Grafenberg, 1950; Sevely & Bennet, 1978; Belzer et

al., 1981; Perry & Whipple, 1981; Addiego et al., 1981; Sensabaugh &

Kahane, 1982; Belzer et al., 1984; Zaviavic et al, 1984.

In 1980, a video was shown at SSSS (Society for the Scientific Study of

Sex) by researchers Perry and Whipple. During an open discussion on

the topic, a Dr. Martin Weisberg, M.D. and gynecologist commented

that he had been performing procedures on women to correct genital

problems and that there was no such thing as female ejaculation or

glands to trigger it. He changed his mind when he saw the video....

“The vagina and associated parts were looking normal with no mass or

spots. The urethra appears normal. All associated structures appear

normal. Her partner then stimulated her genital organs by inserting two

fingers into her vagina and then started to stroke her urethra vertically.

Surprisingly the area around her urethra started to swell and appeared 

like a swelling of one by two centimeters dimension distinctly visible by

inspection. In the next few moments she did a maneuver by holding her

breath and appeared like she is bearing down. In a few seconds

afterwards several ml of whitish liquid appeared out of the urethra like

it has been released from pressure. The composition of that fluid closely

resembles that of prostatic fluid of men as pointed out by Perry and

Whipple. The fluid is sometimes clear and in other times milky and as

thin as plain water. There is no associated urine like color, taste or

smell. It was actually odorless and the taste varies from time to time and

from women to women depending on their food habits, extent of arousal,

time of prior ejaculation, etc. The taste actually varies from sweet (like

honey), bitter, sour or a blend of all these.”

I shutter to think of the women who were butchered to cure a problem

that was a natural occurrence. It's hard to believe the medical

community was still in the dark about this just a mere 30 some years

ago. For centuries, women had no place to turn to in regards to this

matter. They had no one to talk to and no resources to teach them about

their bodies. Many were mocked and ridiculed and shamed. Many

thought they had peed themselves and were shamed for it. Only now,

can women have a voice and a place to turn to understand this beautiful

phenomenon.

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