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"Struggle is real mate, I can never get a guy to come to mine last minute either "Yea alright then | |||
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"It can be tricky but I find the best way is to ......... hang on be right back , someone's at the door ! "Yea it's me...I mean my friend. Let me...him in | |||
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"how hard is it to get a woman I've never met to come to my house last minute and have sex with me? Geez I thought this was a sex site Asking for a friend" Have you.... errrmmm your 'friend' posted a meet? I have a 100% record with it 0 from 0 so feel like a winner | |||
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*stamps foot on floor in desperation..... | |||
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"sorry lost your post code..." That's ok it's DN12......wait, you're being sarcastic aren't you? | |||
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"The real question is, how hard is it? " So so hard! | |||
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"Nearly 11 years on here and I've not had a meet yet
*stamps foot on floor in desperation....."I'm sorry I don't know my way to cloud cookoo land  | |||
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"The real question is, how hard is it? So so hard!" Don't touch it and I'll be there in... | |||
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"sorry lost your post code... That's ok it's DN12......wait, you're being sarcastic aren't you?" Seems to be in keeping with the thread then! | |||
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"Fs answer your door already I'm getting a bit cold outside now "Can you hold on a few minutes please. Just got to wait for the leave in conditioner to do its thing then I'll be right with you | |||
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"sorry lost your post code... That's ok it's DN12......wait, you're being sarcastic aren't you?" would never dare... more a stalker... second part?  | |||
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"how hard is it to get a woman I've never met to come to my house last minute and have sex with me? Geez I thought this was a sex site Asking for a friend" Bit far away.... | |||
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"Offer her cake! Bitches love cake! "Everyone loves cake! | |||
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"Offer her cake! Bitches love cake! "And cake loves bitches | |||
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"sorry lost your post code... That's ok it's DN12......wait, you're being sarcastic aren't you? would never dare... more a stalker... second part? "Oh I am so going to slide into your inbox | |||
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"All you need to do is wait till a Friday night when the male half of a couple has had a skinful and wants you "To bang his wife NOW" and she knows nothing about it. It's very classy... "And they say romance is dead | |||
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"Offer her cake! Bitches love cake!
Everyone loves cake! "They don't, they truly don't | |||
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"Nearly 11 years on here and I've not had a meet yet
*stamps foot on floor in desperation....."Sorry, there was a busty brunette that turned up at 1am with her twin sister and they were both dressed in basques, hold ups & stilettos...... Well a man can dream | |||
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"Offer her cake! Bitches love cake!
Everyone loves cake!
They don't, they truly don't "Yep, cheese and crisps gal here as well, not cake | |||
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"sorry.. lost the sat nav "Yea that seems to happen a lot | |||
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"Offer her cake! Bitches love cake!
Everyone loves cake!
They don't, they truly don't "Most bitches love cake | |||
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"how hard is it to get a woman I've never met to come to my house last minute and have sex with me? Geez I thought this was a sex site Asking for a friend" have done this more than once  | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks." Sure we can find you something to snack on | |||
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"All you need to do is wait till a Friday night when the male half of a couple has had a skinful and wants you "To bang his wife NOW" and she knows nothing about it. It's very classy... "I actually answered a similar message a couple of years ago, only the hubby said "My wife is d*unk on the sofa with no knickers on" | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on "Too late, I've turned my skateboard round | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on
Too late, I've turned my skateboard round "Fine...see if I care *quietly sobs while he disassembles his half pipe | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on
Too late, I've turned my skateboard round
Fine...see if I care
*quietly sobs while he disassembles his half pipe"120 miles isn't that far right? | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on
Too late, I've turned my skateboard round
Fine...see if I care
*quietly sobs while he disassembles his half pipe
120 miles isn't that far right? "Pfft, you're practically next door | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on
Too late, I've turned my skateboard round
Fine...see if I care
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on
Too late, I've turned my skateboard round
Fine...see if I care
*quietly sobs while he disassembles his half pipe
120 miles isn't that far right?
Pfft, you're practically next door "....in 'Fab miles' lol | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on
Too late, I've turned my skateboard round
Fine...see if I care
*quietly sobs while he disassembles his half pipe
120 miles isn't that far right?
Pfft, you're practically next door "Leaving in 10 | |||
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"how hard is it to get a woman I've never met to come to my house last minute and have sex with me? Geez I thought this was a sex site Asking for a friend" You ask a lot of questions for this "friend"... I'm beginning to think you haven't got a friend. Cal | |||
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"Patience is the key lol" | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you havent had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? " Yes....that's exactly what's happened here | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you haven't had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? " I think this thread is rather tongue in cheek......? | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you havent had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? Yes....that's exactly what's happened here "Dont mean it nasty, just that you are not their type. Thats how i meant it. | |||
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"Ffs dude, I got my rain mac on and everything then realised I forgot snacks. Sure we can find you something to snack on
Too late, I've turned my skateboard round
Fine...see if I care
*quietly sobs while he disassembles his half pipe
You can disassemble your 'pipe'? "Yea because of a thing called 'small penis syndrome' I....my friend.....wears an extension | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you havent had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? Yes....that's exactly what's happened here
Dont mean it nasty, just that you are not their type. Thats how i meant it."It was a joke son, you missed it, flew right by you | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you havent had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? " FYI.....This is a jokey thread | |||
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"Offer her cake! Bitches love cake!
Everyone loves cake!
They don't, they truly don't
Yep, cheese and crisps gal here as well, not cake "I don't eat them either | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you havent had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? FYI.....This is a jokey thread" Hang on wait...so you're not on your way??? | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you havent had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? FYI.....This is a jokey thread Hang on wait...so you're not on your way???" No I AM on my way it's just everyone else that's jokey | |||
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"Most guys make the mistake of thinking just because its a swinger site .. women will drop their knickers at the drop of the hat. If you havent had a meet yet via this arrangement then maybe its just you and not them? FYI.....This is a jokey thread Hang on wait...so you're not on your way??? No I AM on my way it's just everyone else that's jokey "Thank god, hate to think these blue pills were going to waste | |||
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"Well how am i meant to know it was a joke? I read the original message and answered.. jeez, forums are hard work. Maybe there should be a joke section on here then?" I'm in stitches | |||
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"Well how am i meant to know it was a joke? I read the original message and answered.. jeez, forums are hard work. Maybe there should be a joke section on here then?" It wouldn't be funny on a joke section. Erm, that's what my friend says. | |||
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"Well how am i meant to know it was a joke? I read the original message and answered.. jeez, forums are hard work. Maybe there should be a joke section on here then?" Jesus christ. | |||
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"Well how am i meant to know it was a joke? I read the original message and answered.. jeez, forums are hard work. Maybe there should be a joke section on here then? I'm in stitches " | |||
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"Sorry I was knocking for ages, had my Point Break DVD and a bag of Doritos as well. Figured you were nothing more than a time waster, so I've just driven back to Manc. Empty packet is on your doorstep. " Yea it's in the bin. With my pack of condoms. God damn it! | |||
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"Sorry I was knocking for ages, had my Point Break DVD and a bag of Doritos as well. Figured you were nothing more than a time waster, so I've just driven back to Manc. Empty packet is on your doorstep. Yea it's in the bin. With my pack of condoms. God damn it!" EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I'm still on route | |||
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"Sorry I was knocking for ages, had my Point Break DVD and a bag of Doritos as well. Figured you were nothing more than a time waster, so I've just driven back to Manc. Empty packet is on your doorstep. Yea it's in the bin. With my pack of condoms. God damn it! EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I'm still on route " That's ok, there still in the box. I'll just brush the potato peelings off and we'll be good to go | |||
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"Sorry I was knocking for ages, had my Point Break DVD and a bag of Doritos as well. Figured you were nothing more than a time waster, so I've just driven back to Manc. Empty packet is on your doorstep. Yea it's in the bin. With my pack of condoms. God damn it! EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I'm still on route That's ok, there still in the box. I'll just brush the potato peelings off and we'll be good to go " Phew. Thought I'd have to make an embarrassing request at the petrol station | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x" He doesn't have '420 friendly' in his profile, so I guess not? | |||
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"how hard is it to get a woman I've never met to come to my house last minute and have sex with me? Geez I thought this was a sex site Asking for a friend" Not as hard as you think x | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x He doesn't have '420 friendly' in his profile, so I guess not? "There is still those 'special' kind of cakes though | |||
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"Sorry I was knocking for ages, had my Point Break DVD and a bag of Doritos as well. Figured you were nothing more than a time waster, so I've just driven back to Manc. Empty packet is on your doorstep. Yea it's in the bin. With my pack of condoms. God damn it!" Waterbomb-sized | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x He doesn't have '420 friendly' in his profile, so I guess not?
There is still those 'special' kind of cakes though "'Festival brownie' you mean? Never heard of it........ | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x" Dont even go there, apparently its a joke thread.. yeah.. would you have ever guessed? | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x Dont even go there, apparently its a joke thread.. yeah.. would you have ever guessed? " Erm.....yes | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP " I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP " Please stop. This is painful. | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway "Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me  | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP " I'm crying
Everyone else got it. Don't worry, we all have our moments | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP " See message below. Agreed. It was the asking for a friend giveaway | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I'm crying
Everyone else got it. Don't worry, we all have our moments "My face hurts | |||
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"I think you guys need to offer her some cake as an apology. Psst, just so you know they are not actually going to turn up at your house with cake in hand. "Lmfao!  | |||
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"I think you guys need to offer her some cake as an apology. Psst, just so you know they are not actually going to turn up at your house with cake in hand. "Hahahahha | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos " From behind my computer screen, I AM GOD! | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos From behind my computer screen, I AM GOD!" I've suddenly become religious | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake "That sounds yummy. I'm hungry | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos From behind my computer screen, I AM GOD! I've suddenly become religious " You can worship me on your knees anytime | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake "I don't know what to believe anymore | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos From behind my computer screen, I AM GOD! I've suddenly become religious You can worship me on your knees anytime "I'm still on route | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
I don't know what to believe anymore "There was no tongue in cheek there, trust me on the cake | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry "It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake "Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit! | |||
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"Women love entering unknown men's homes without prior forethought - generally just open the door and get them to form a queue. " I think it works best if you put up a sign saying 'Sale - shoes half price' with a nice picture of shoes... and maybe a bag. | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake
Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit! "OMG! Bit of a tangent here, but can you imagine a Fab special edition of Bake-off on the telly? | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake
Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit!
OMG! Bit of a tangent here, but can you imagine a Fab special edition of Bake-off on the telly? "I would selflessly put myself forward to judge said cakes! | |||
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"Women love entering unknown men's homes without prior forethought - generally just open the door and get them to form a queue. I think it works best if you put up a sign saying 'Sale - shoes half price' with a nice picture of shoes... and maybe a bag. " That is fucking genius! Kind of an adult version of "their is some sweets in the van" | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake
Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit!
OMG! Bit of a tangent here, but can you imagine a Fab special edition of Bake-off on the telly?
I would selflessly put myself forward to judge said cakes! "I heard he makes some quality festival brownies | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake
Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit!
OMG! Bit of a tangent here, but can you imagine a Fab special edition of Bake-off on the telly?
I would selflessly put myself forward to judge said cakes! "Your generosity knows no bounds...... | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake
Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit!
OMG! Bit of a tangent here, but can you imagine a Fab special edition of Bake-off on the telly?
I would selflessly put myself forward to judge said cakes!
I heard he makes some quality festival brownies "Thank you! I get 420 out of a batch | |||
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"Sorry I was knocking for ages, had my Point Break DVD and a bag of Doritos as well. Figured you were nothing more than a time waster, so I've just driven back to Manc. Empty packet is on your doorstep. " You don't just turn up without the dips too!! No wonder you didn't get in | |||
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"Struggle is real mate, I can never get a guy to come to mine last minute either "I think one does jest I would be there in a heart beat. Well if I was close again. Lol | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x" My bad that should of read pof not pot lol x | |||
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"The real question is, how hard is it? " Brilliant xx | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x My bad that should of read pof not pot lol x" Hahahaha that's the best autocorrect I've ever seen!!!! | |||
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"That's where you are going wrong this is a swinger site rather than a sex site have you tried pot x My bad that should of read pof not pot lol x" It reads so much funnier the way you did though | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake
Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit!
OMG! Bit of a tangent here, but can you imagine a Fab special edition of Bake-off on the telly? "Dude try involving yourself in the BDSM scene. Girls come with cake at a birthday then want their arse spanked. Oh well I guess some of us just don't do cake lol | |||
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"Speaking of cake; I was at Sutton Hoo last weekend, and the cafe there sells an amazing chocolate and beetroot cake
That sounds yummy. I'm hungry
It was bloody awesome! Need to look up a recipe as 330 miles is a bit of a schlep for a slice of cake
Chocolate and beetroot brownies are fiiiiiiit!
OMG! Bit of a tangent here, but can you imagine a Fab special edition of Bake-off on the telly?
Dude try involving yourself in the BDSM scene.
Girls come with cake at a birthday then want their arse spanked.
Oh well I guess some of us just don't do cake lol"We all have our flavours mate | |||
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"I've not laughed this much in ages, what a brilliant thread "Something for (almost) everyone I think | |||
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"I've not laughed this much in ages, what a brilliant thread
Something for (almost) everyone I think "Yea there was a good bit of banter in this thread, I think my 'friend' will be happy | |||
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"I've not laughed this much in ages, what a brilliant thread "My tummy and face hurt from laughing | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos " Oh get over yourself! They had a giggle at you missing a blatant tongue in cheek post! You didn't figure it out from the post, or the subsequent comments, yet no one is supposed to find that funny?! Even after you'd been told it was a joke, you kept going! YOU! No one is bullying anyone. | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos Oh get over yourself! They had a giggle at you missing a blatant tongue in cheek post! You didn't figure it out from the post, or the subsequent comments, yet no one is supposed to find that funny?! Even after you'd been told it was a joke, you kept going! YOU! No one is bullying anyone. "Don't sugar coat it. Tell it how it is | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos Oh get over yourself! They had a giggle at you missing a blatant tongue in cheek post! You didn't figure it out from the post, or the subsequent comments, yet no one is supposed to find that funny?! Even after you'd been told it was a joke, you kept going! YOU! No one is bullying anyone.
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"I've not laughed this much in ages, what a brilliant thread
Something for (almost) everyone I think
Yea there was a good bit of banter in this thread, I think my 'friend' will be happy"I thought it was a thread about running; people kept mentioning tongue in cheek. I had me cherry lube ready and everything | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos Oh get over yourself! They had a giggle at you missing a blatant tongue in cheek post! You didn't figure it out from the post, or the subsequent comments, yet no one is supposed to find that funny?! Even after you'd been told it was a joke, you kept going! YOU! No one is bullying anyone. "I like her! Can we keep her?  | |||
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"I guess you get your kicks out of taking the piss and bullying a member of the forum.. .. saddos Oh get over yourself! They had a giggle at you missing a blatant tongue in cheek post! You didn't figure it out from the post, or the subsequent comments, yet no one is supposed to find that funny?! Even after you'd been told it was a joke, you kept going! YOU! No one is bullying anyone.
I like her! Can we keep her? "I've been here a while, I'm just usually invisible. | |||
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"All you need to do is wait till a Friday night when the male half of a couple has had a skinful and wants you "To bang his wife NOW" and she knows nothing about it. It's very classy... "This did make me chuckle haha | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me "its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion . its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion . I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you . | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you . "Hardly
EVERYONE bar one or two people got the gist of this thread and the humour in it.
I imagine the other person after having this pointed it out, felt a little bit silly. However, instead of saying so, went on the offensive instead, making herself look a little more sillier.
Had nothing to do with cliques, bullying or anything else.
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you . "Some of the people who joined in I've never spoken to before, so not sure how it's a 'clique'. And the woman who got "attacked" wasn't called a single name, we only pointed out it was a joke thread and she missed the point to which we found funny. | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you . "And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks"Haha. I thought it was just marbles in his mouth. | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
Hardly
EVERYONE bar one or two people got the gist of this thread and the humour in it.
I imagine the other person after having this pointed it out, felt a little bit silly. However, instead of saying so, went on the offensive instead, making herself look a little more sillier.
Had nothing to do with cliques, bullying or anything else.
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you . "What utter nonsense. The thread was a blatant joke and the people I spoke to on it I'd never spoken to before in my life. It seems like you are the one who wants to start of bad feeling. Last nights forumites were just chatting light heartedly. It's not others fault if people don't get an obvious joke. Why comment hours after the event that you weren't even involved in...... Time to start a new thread | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks"really safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not . | |||
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I'll start it now "Im on my way | |||
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"I'll come
I'll start it now
Im on my way "Woooo hooo! As I can't cope with this thread anymore | |||
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"Thank you for the entertainment, lol! Have a fab day x "Xxx | |||
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" Some of the people who joined in I've never spoken to before, so not sure how it's a 'clique'. And the woman who got "attacked" wasn't called a single name, we only pointed out it was a joke thread and she missed the point to which we found funny. " She didn't no, but you all carried on making fun of her and a few people called her out because she dared to block people. It isn't nice. Ok she made a mistake but people could have friendlier when replying about it and not carried it on | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks
really
safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not ."I don't even know where to begin with that | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks
really
safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not .
I don't even know where to begin with that"just follow the sheep in front | |||
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" Some of the people who joined in I've never spoken to before, so not sure how it's a 'clique'. And the woman who got "attacked" wasn't called a single name, we only pointed out it was a joke thread and she missed the point to which we found funny. She didn't no, but you all carried on making fun of her and a few people called her out because she dared to block people. It isn't nice. Ok she made a mistake but people could have friendlier when replying about it and not carried it on " I get the calling out about being blocked and that's fine. But for the rest we'll agree to disagree and leave it there | |||
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"I'll come
I'll start it now
On my way "Yay | |||
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"Op. I've got the same thing on one of my theads. I recognise not everyone will get a certain sense of humour. Some people will get you. Others wont. Let it go. " I have, its all good | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks
really
safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not .
I don't even know where to begin with that
just follow the sheep in front " Speechless | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks
really
safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not .
I don't even know where to begin with that
just follow the sheep in front
Speechless" you laid yourself wide open to that response op I could resist the ribbing | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks
really
safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not .
I don't even know where to begin with that
just follow the sheep in front
Speechless
you laid yourself wide open to that response op I could resist the ribbing "ha ha too right. If only it made sense from the beginning, it would have been hilarious | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks
really
safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not .
I don't even know where to begin with that
just follow the sheep in front
Speechless
you laid yourself wide open to that response op I could resist the ribbing
ha ha too right. If only it made sense from the beginning, it would have been hilarious "I'm glad I'm with the masses and understood your humour from the first post OP. Welcome to my hotlist | |||
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"Erm no .. there was no tongue in cheek suggesting in the OP I think the 'Asking for a friend' was the giveaway
Didnt give it away for me .. but maybe im just too tired. Enjoy the rest of this pretty useless thread .. if you ask me
its a in joke going on between a clique as well as two people who are about to meet in my opinion .
its about feeling special because its a in joke and as funny as fuck to watch because its fear driven behaviour in my opinion .
I see you was attacked further down the thread for being a serious person that's the way of fab sadly but don't let it change you .
And fear driven? Your talking a load of bollocks
really
safety in numbers human sheep farm sheep all driven by fear to stick together are they not .
I don't even know where to begin with that
just follow the sheep in front
Speechless
you laid yourself wide open to that response op I could resist the ribbing
ha ha too right. If only it made sense from the beginning, it would have been hilarious
I'm glad I'm with the masses and understood your humour from the first post OP.
Welcome to my hotlist "Welcome to my friends list and welcome to the 'clique' | |||
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" ha ha too right. If only it made sense from the beginning, it would have been BORING
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" Some of the people who joined in I've never spoken to before, so not sure how it's a 'clique'. And the woman who got "attacked" wasn't called a single name, we only pointed out it was a joke thread and she missed the point to which we found funny. She didn't no, but you all carried on making fun of her and a few people called her out because she dared to block people. It isn't nice. Ok she made a mistake but people could have friendlier when replying about it and not carried it on I get the calling out about being blocked and that's fine. But for the rest we'll agree to disagree and leave it there" It is a shame that the making fun of someone last night wasn't dropped as quick. Banter isn't banter if the person it is aimed at isn't laughing. | |||
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