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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To take my shoes off when I enter someone's house.
As a plumber I get major brownie points with customers for doing this without being asked first.  "
I don't want stinky feet near me. Keep them on at my house. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"To take my shoes off when I enter someone's house.
As a plumber I get major brownie points with customers for doing this without being asked first.
I don't want stinky feet near me. Keep them on at my house. "
Ditto. The state of my carpets you'd probably want to keep them on.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To take my shoes off when I enter someone's house.
As a plumber I get major brownie points with customers for doing this without being asked first.
I don't want stinky feet near me. Keep them on at my house. "
That's the extra advantage of not wearing shoes all day, my feet don't stink too ba...
Hang on, did you just invite me over..?  |
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"To take my shoes off when I enter someone's house.
As a plumber I get major brownie points with customers for doing this without being asked first.
I don't want stinky feet near me. Keep them on at my house. "
his toe jam on your carpet  |
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"stay the fuck away from alcohol and smoking". I didn't listen to the alcohol bit but I did listen to the smoking one since my granddad got lung cancer and died, then shortly after, my friends dad got throat cancer from smoking. Never touched a fag |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare. "
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare.
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit. "
Sorry to hear.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare.
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit. "
I get that completely. My dad managed to finish himself off when I was 14. My mum, well the less said about her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare.
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit.
I get that completely. My dad managed to finish himself off when I was 14. My mum, well the less said about her "
So did it keep you from going on the sauce to start with? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare.
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit.
I get that completely. My dad managed to finish himself off when I was 14. My mum, well the less said about her
So did it keep you from going on the sauce to start with?"
I had a three year rampage before what I was becoming somehow clicked and I stopped there and then. I haven't d*unk since (25 years). |
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"To take my shoes off when I enter someone's house.
As a plumber I get major brownie points with customers for doing this without being asked first. "
Don't you have those little plastic foot bags? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another thing i got taught is "don't be a cunt". I live by that motto"
I've got a poster with that exact phrase on it in my hallway.It's a good rule to live by  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare.
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit.
I get that completely. My dad managed to finish himself off when I was 14. My mum, well the less said about her
So did it keep you from going on the sauce to start with?
I had a three year rampage before what I was becoming somehow clicked and I stopped there and then. I haven't d*unk since (25 years)."
Well done.....it took my a while longer but it's over three years for me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare.
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit.
I get that completely. My dad managed to finish himself off when I was 14. My mum, well the less said about her
So did it keep you from going on the sauce to start with?
I had a three year rampage before what I was becoming somehow clicked and I stopped there and then. I haven't d*unk since (25 years).
Well done.....it took my a while longer but it's over three years for me now "
That's apart from a odd shandy now and again so I don't look out of place in a pub  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your parents taught you which is invaluable to you...
Don't become an alcoholic
This was a serious post. They were a nightmare.
I understand this completely. Lost my dad when he was just 52 due to alcoholic liver disease. My mum is in very poor health now too. Didn't have the childhood my friends had, my boys haven't had the grandparents they deserve. Its shit.
I get that completely. My dad managed to finish himself off when I was 14. My mum, well the less said about her
So did it keep you from going on the sauce to start with?
I had a three year rampage before what I was becoming somehow clicked and I stopped there and then. I haven't d*unk since (25 years).
Well done.....it took my a while longer but it's over three years for me now "
That's really excellent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Another thing i got taught is "don't be a cunt". I live by that motto
I've got a poster with that exact phrase on it in my hallway.It's a good rule to live by "
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By (user no longer on site)
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To love unconditionally. Whether we were right or wrong my parents always had my siblings and my back.
And my Dad always said people who swear every other word have nothing interesting to say. That's always stuck with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To take my shoes off when I enter someone's house.
As a plumber I get major brownie points with customers for doing this without being asked first.
Don't you have those little plastic foot bags? "
They're a pain in the ass, especially if you're just popping round to look at work.
Only use for them is when the bottom of my trainers are cleaner than the house I'm working in...  |
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