FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > 3 things you dont do on the first date
3 things you dont do on the first date
Jump to: Newest in thread
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date?
1 Dont send dick pics on the phone
2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her
3 Dont talk about your ex's
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??"
I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??
I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows!"
Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
1. Don't pretend to drop something in their drink for a laugh
2. Don't end every sentence with 'amundo'
example, 'Would you like another drinkamundo?' Shall we have a game of poolamundo?'
3. Call them mummy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??
I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows!
Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx"
twisted monkey.. twisted haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??
I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows!
Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx
twisted monkey.. twisted haha"
Please don't judge. Respect my preferences. I'm being opressed again. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??
I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows!
Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx"
I think we should! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My apologises Funky Monkey but put it down to my age as I associate that thing with the holocaust.My apologies once again."
It's more Silence of the Lambs. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My apologises Funky Monkey but put it down to my age as I associate that thing with the holocaust.My apologies once again.
It's more Silence of the Lambs."
That's it I'm stepping away fromt the foru... oh hold on... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My apologises Funky Monkey but put it down to my age as I associate that thing with the holocaust.My apologies once again.
It's more Silence of the Lambs.
That's it I'm stepping away fromt the foru... oh hold on..."
Behave yourself funky! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
"
Lol so funny |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
Lol so funny "
Jo please respect my choices and stop ridiculing me. Thanks. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
Lol so funny
Jo please respect my choices and stop ridiculing me. Thanks."
Shall do ....most welcome |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date?
1 Dont send dick pics on the phone
2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her
3 Dont talk about your ex's
"
Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??
I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows!
Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx
twisted monkey.. twisted haha
Please don't judge. Respect my preferences. I'm being opressed again."
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date?
1 Dont send dick pics on the phone
2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her
3 Dont talk about your ex's
Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? " No I dont there, but thought they would be fun ones there |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date?
1 Dont send dick pics on the phone
2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her
3 Dont talk about your ex's
Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? No I dont there, but thought they would be fun ones there "
Shag there is no need to be embarrassed if you did those things.....
We'd still like you ... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Just for fun, what is your top 3 things you dont do on the first date?
1 Dont send dick pics on the phone
2 Dont talk about yourself, keep the subject on her
3 Dont talk about your ex's
Shag are you giving us the benefit of your experience....? No I dont there, but thought they would be fun ones there
Shag there is no need to be embarrassed if you did those things.....
We'd still like you ... " That is good, well I do 2 sometimes, talking to much about myself lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
1. Don't log into Fabs to check that the person sat in front of you is who it's supposed to be.
2. Apologise for being fashionably late.
3. Offer to call them a cab as They aren't who they are supposed to be. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imandlinCouple
over a year ago
merseyside |
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
"
That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Don't introduce her to the woman you keep in your basement.
Don't tell her what's buried under the patio.
And dont get confused and accidentally drink from the glass you poured for her.
Apart from that be charming, friendly and the rest should go smoothly.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
1. Tell the patronising French host guy you think he's a twat.
2. Order a jaegerbomb for courage on entry.
3. Make fuck me eyes at the super cute waitresses while your dates in the ladies on the phone to her pals/mom/sister because they don't stop filming and she'll see it a month down the line on Channel 4. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"1. Tell the patronising French host guy you think he's a twat.
2. Order a jaegerbomb for courage on entry.
3. Make fuck me eyes at the super cute waitresses while your dates in the ladies on the phone to her pals/mom/sister because they don't stop filming and she'll see it a month down the line on Channel 4. "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. "
Now we found it hilarious!
Don't spit as you talk
Don't talk when you're eating
Don't leave awkward silence gaps |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Don't mention you are a recovering gambling addict who lost everything
Don't mention your ex had you arrested for assault
Don't mention you missed your last train home when you live 70 miles away
All true! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
1) Don't take them somewhere u can't afford
2) Don't swear too much or use offensive language
3) Don't be a bore!! Talk m__f__r about anything, ask question etc no1 likes akward silences |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Don't make complete eye contact with a woman's cleavage (had this all too often)
Don't talk about ex's (had this too)
Don't leave her stranded to make her own way home (been a few occasions) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
1 don't keep saying sorry,god that annoys me
2 don't ware old spice
3 I promise I won't start any new threads on fab,well for our few hours together anyway |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Don't eye up the woman ordering cake at the counter unless you can do it without getting neck ache.
Don't go to the loo and then come back and say "well i both think we know this isn't going anywhere" and then sit there waiting for me to leave and walk back to a City centre multistorey car park late at night, alone!
Don't talk about how wonderful your ex is/was and especially don't get all teary eyed about it!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago
Darlington |
Don't follow your meet home after you've said goodbye...hoping to get invited in (actually happened)
Don't try sticking your hand up her dress whilst ordering drinks at the bar
Don't turn up expecting to get laid |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind. "
Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Harvesting human skin to make lampshades.??
I think my skin would make pretty interesting lampshades...have thought about letting someone do that, when I die, for quite a while now...maybe I am weird too...who knows!
Hello my sweet. let's move this into PM xxx
twisted monkey.. twisted haha
Please don't judge. Respect my preferences. I'm being opressed again.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
Well since you asked nicely. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Forget her name midway through conversation
Ask her the same question for the second time
Ask her the same question for the third time
I'm not good at dating |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imandlinCouple
over a year ago
merseyside |
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind.
Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this." .
What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind.
Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this..
What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish?"
Almost a death threat there, I'm stepping away from the forums and reporting you. Dont need this. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imandlinCouple
over a year ago
merseyside |
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind.
Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this..
What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish?
Almost a death threat there, I'm stepping away from the forums and reporting you. Dont need this." .
You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. "
He's clearly joking.
He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context.
Come the fuck on. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"
You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you.
He's clearly joking.
He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context.
Come the fuck on. "
Grrrr you've spoilt my fun! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you.
He's clearly joking.
He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context.
Come the fuck on.
Grrrr you've spoilt my fun! "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Dont laugh at your own shit joke
Dont wear them trousers that look like girls leggings with your ankles showing!! Keep that for the woman to wear.
Men stop pouting in photos!!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *im_66Woman
over a year ago
Bradford |
"
You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you.
He's clearly joking.
He's been running those jokes for absolutely fucking years and this is the first time I've seen someone completely bastardize it out of context.
Come the fuck on. "
I'd funky his monkey... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't show her your lampshades
Don't show her your range of skin lotions
Definitely don't tell her about your hobby; harvesting human skin to make lampshades.
That is either an astonishingly unfunny attempt at humour,or a seriously warped mind.
Please don't judge me and respect my preferences. I'm reporting you for this threat. I'm stepping away from the forums, don't need this..
What threat diddums. What preferences.... Nazi death camp sadism fetish?
Almost a death threat there, I'm stepping away from the forums and reporting you. Dont need this..
You are the one referencing death camps.....,human skin to lampshades!!! Not something you should be posting. However I don't want you banned,let people make their own mind up about you. "
he's been making this joke for a long time now....people used to recognise the fact it was tongue in cheek |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Dont talk about your ex.
Don't talk about their ex.
Don't tell them your a womaniser and possible sex addict.
Don't tell them you're on fab.
Don't be needy.
Don't have anal sex on the first date.
If you don't fancy them don't sleep with them.
Do pay attention to what they say.
Do be a gentleman and make them feel amazing.
Do offer to pay.
Do make sure they get home safe. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't fart
Don't be constantly on your mobile phone
Don't be a twat
....actually these apply to all dates"
Surely farting is acceptable on a third date!? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't fart
Don't be constantly on your mobile phone
Don't be a twat
....actually these apply to all dates
Surely farting is acceptable on a third date!?" yep as long as its your pussy farting on my cock lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"he's been making this joke for a long time now....people used to recognise the fact it was tongue in cheek "
OK OK so I've been making the same joke for seven solid years.
But finally my perseverence pays off and I got a bite and you and DM ruin it for me. I thought we were friends Christos, I really did. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Definately dont..
1. Sit down without a proper introduction and rack a line of up and snort it like a crazed druggy while muttering "hello".
2. Ask her to follow you into the disabled toilet for some hardcore ass fucking.
3. Once the 2 above are done,then get up and shake her hand, tell her "good effort, well done" in a patronising voice and give her 3 quid for the bus home. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rueone71Man
over a year ago
Hiding in the Barnes |
"Definately dont..
1. Sit down without a proper introduction and rack a line of up and snort it like a crazed druggy while muttering "hello".
2. Ask her to follow you into the disabled toilet for some hardcore ass fucking.
3. Once the 2 above are done,then get up and shake her hand, tell her "good effort, well done" in a patronising voice and give her 3 quid for the bus home. "
Of course...why didn't I think of that. Afterall..if she has come all the way...is just fair pay for a Return ticket... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic