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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm "

You are very good OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm "

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? "

Giraffes can clean their own ears with their tongue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? "

Maybe he's a giraffe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot?

Maybe he's a giraffe?"

Beat you to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You guys are having a giraffe!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot?

Maybe he's a giraffe?

Beat you to it "

High 5!

Actually I've no idea where those hands have been

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You guys are having a giraffe! "

KA BOOM!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? "

i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot?

Maybe he's a giraffe?

Beat you to it

High 5!

Actually I've no idea where those hands have been "

Don't worry, I used a wet wipe

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? "

Exactly my thought

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol "

Where is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol "

You have a g spot between your fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?"

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?"

Shouldn't you know that really?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome. "

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot?

Exactly my thought "

Methinks he means clitoris. Ach bless him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Shouldn't you know that really? "

Thing is, *I* do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up"

Bwahahaha I'm pissing myself laughing here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up"

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up"

Doesn't sound right to me.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol "

erm... You do know the clit isn't the gspot?? To reach that you'd need a tongue like a lizard... Or maybe a giraffe

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

Bwahahaha I'm pissing myself laughing here. "

You really must start doing the exercises.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres."

THAT'S why they call it a lady garden!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

Bwahahaha I'm pissing myself laughing here.

You really must start doing the exercises.

"

I'm clenching my eye muscle, that's the right one, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres."

I've actually just been outside and given Lacey's a good drenching and a cap full of feed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come back, OP -- all is forgiven!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

"

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres.

I've actually just been outside and given Lacey's a good drenching and a cap full of feed "

Did you release its frustration?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience it"

Do you understand that it's not the gspot you're referring to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres.

I've actually just been outside and given Lacey's a good drenching and a cap full of feed "

Miracle Gro? Or do you need to give it a few minutes?

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By *eadyeddie11Man  over a year ago

Doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres.

I've actually just been outside and given Lacey's a good drenching and a cap full of feed

Did you release its frustration? "

Hard to tell, but it certainly seems to of perked up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience it"

I had mine removed. Oh wait, that was my cervix. All very easily confused.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience it"

Mate,its all over,im sat here crying into my vodka a iv just spat out a bloody nice fishcake over your comment....big man hug, i love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience it"

you can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres.

I've actually just been outside and given Lacey's a good drenching and a cap full of feed

Miracle Gro? Or do you need to give it a few minutes?"

That's actually Lacey's term for a repeat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres.

I've actually just been outside and given Lacey's a good drenching and a cap full of feed

Did you release its frustration?

Hard to tell, but it certainly seems to of perked up.

"

OMG(spot)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? i lick her gspot right between my fingers i know exactly where believe me lol

Where is it?

Do you mean clitoris, OP? They're different things.

You're welcome.

Clitoris? Now you're just making things up

No they are climbing plants with star shaped flowers. I've seen them in garden centres.

I've actually just been outside and given Lacey's a good drenching and a cap full of feed

Miracle Gro? Or do you need to give it a few minutes?"

muppet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot? "

my thoughts exactly!!! maybe he's a giraffe!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee "

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot?

my thoughts exactly!!! maybe he's a giraffe!!"

Echo

Echo

Echo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? "

my fingers you tit lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lol"

You said lick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lol"

Re-read your opening post, you said lick her gspot.

Who feels a t....ad foolish now, then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lol"

ha ha my mistake lol fingers not the tongue as i put

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lolha ha my mistake lol fingers not the tongue as i put "

You called me a tit. Fancy saying sorry?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lolha ha my mistake lol fingers not the tongue as i put

You called me a tit. Fancy saying sorry? "

You'll get over it

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lolha ha my mistake lol fingers not the tongue as i put

You called me a tit. Fancy saying sorry?

You'll get over it "

Have you seen the size of them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how do you open a clit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lolha ha my mistake lol fingers not the tongue as i put

You called me a tit. Fancy saying sorry?

You'll get over it "

Don't tell me what I feel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?"

Alohomora!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lol

You said lick "

pissed typing error you know what i meant right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Alohomora!"

And that's magic !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Alohomora!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lolha ha my mistake lol fingers not the tongue as i put

You called me a tit. Fancy saying sorry?

You'll get over it

Don't tell me what I feel. "

Fine, don't get over it, doesn't affect my life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Alohomora!

And that's magic !"

it bloody would be!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"how do you open a clit?"

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This sort of thing is usually saved for that all important first message.

i will hit the gspot every time and done fast enough you will ejactulate you aint experience ityou can feel the gspot inside you just upwsrd slightly your clit is opened with my fingers and quick lick above where you pee

You can push your tongue inside a woman roughly 5-8cm and then lick? How long is your tongue, from where it protrudes outside of your mouth? my fingers you tit lolha ha my mistake lol fingers not the tongue as i put

You called me a tit. Fancy saying sorry?

You'll get over it

Don't tell me what I feel.

Fine, don't get over it, doesn't affect my life "

Waaaaaah

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year "

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

"

velcro! since when?..i've still got the poppers! but then im quite old..i'm going to have to look into this new-fangled velcro carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As i love licking pussy after licking putting my tongue in and out of your hole licking all around i lick over the gspot as you are about to orgasm as you tense your legs round me i slow it down and build it up again you will be loving it frustration relased with a massive orgasm

You can get your tongue in far enough to lick over her g-spot?

Exactly my thought

Methinks he means clitoris. Ach bless him.

"

Methinks OP can lick his own eyebrows if he can lick a Gspot???

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

"

I'm saving up for eyelets... Then I can coordinate ribbons with my lingerie

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something "

What did you think you'd get from your post?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

"

Velcro £2.99 in asdas what a rip off

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

I'm saving up for eyelets... Then I can coordinate ribbons with my lingerie"

I like it. I bet someone has a picture of just such a thing.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

Velcro £2.99 in asdas what a rip off"

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something "

How rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something

What did you think you'd get from your post?

"

i make a mistake in the wording a partly educated person would understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

Velcro £2.99 in asdas what a rip off"

you prick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something

How rude "

i'm right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something

What did you think you'd get from your post?

i make a mistake in the wording a partly educated person would understand"

And got mildly teased. You are now resorting to insults. Oh dear oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something

How rude i'm right "

I'm left

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

I'm saving up for eyelets... Then I can coordinate ribbons with my lingerie

I like it. I bet someone has a picture of just such a thing. "

Clitoribbons?? Damn... I'm behind the trend already

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What a bunch of tossers no sense of humour you are on a fucking swingers site that's lol enough no need to try and think you are something

How rude i'm right

I'm left "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

I'm saving up for eyelets... Then I can coordinate ribbons with my lingerie

I like it. I bet someone has a picture of just such a thing.

Clitoribbons?? Damn... I'm behind the trend already "

That's one for sexybrunette that is. Be right up her alley. No pun intended

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

I'm saving up for eyelets... Then I can coordinate ribbons with my lingerie

I like it. I bet someone has a picture of just such a thing.

Clitoribbons?? Damn... I'm behinwtd the trend already "

wtf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

Velcro £2.99 in asdas what a rip offyou prick"

Iv been called far worse my friend by people i love,give me a big hug ya daft sod xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

Velcro £2.99 in asdas what a rip offyou prick

Iv been called far worse my friend by people i love,give me a big hug ya daft sod xx"

love you lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how do you open a clit?

Does yours not have velcro?? Zippers are just so last year

Velcro gets all fluffety though. It's a little tricky when my zipper gets stuck but it's so much easier to clean.

Velcro £2.99 in asdas what a rip offyou prick

Iv been called far worse my friend by people i love,give me a big hug ya daft sod xxlove you lol"

l

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