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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies... if you had to pick five male forumites to do the full monty routine for your very own viewing pleasure, who would it be?
I don't even have anyone chosen myself.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thehatter cos he already has the hat
Geminiman for his loveheart bum
Mojojojo for the music
Iworkout cos well, why not!
Misterbee for the cream. Bagsy I get first lick
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha. OP first!
For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.
**Shouts across the forum**
Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!
I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my what an excellent idea!
My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure
PB
Sexysinglestud
Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)
G3orgie
Mikki... needs glamour in the line up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha. OP first!
For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.
**Shouts across the forum**
Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging. "
I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tatt guy
tattoogeek (though he cant dance lol)
pat mustard
PB
and im keeping back number 5 til i ponder a bit more "
But i can get out of my clothes in a very sexy way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tatt guy
tattoogeek (though he cant dance lol)
pat mustard
PB
and im keeping back number 5 til i ponder a bit more
But i can get out of my clothes in a very sexy way! "
oh really?! prove it
*sits back in a chair and watches* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha. OP first!
For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.
**Shouts across the forum**
Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging.
I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........ "
Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is what we need at the lounge social 
Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions
Oh oh I've come over all peculiar
I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them  "
Hold on I want in on this |
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"This is what we need at the lounge social
Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions
Oh oh I've come over all peculiar
I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them "
And maybe someone to mop up my mess |
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"This is what we need at the lounge social
Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions
Oh oh I've come over all peculiar
I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them
Hold on I want in on this "
You're in dis you say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to the cricket once and the village people I was the copper but instead of the Batton I took a 20inch double ended black dildo. Let's just say after a few drinking a swinging it round my head I got kicked out ?? |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"This is what we need at the lounge social
Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions
Oh oh I've come over all peculiar
I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them
Hold on I want in on this "
How rude of me! Goes without saying! |
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"Oh my what an excellent idea!
My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure
PB
Sexysinglestud
Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)
G3orgie
Mikki... needs glamour in the line up!"
Christ I forgot the resident millionaire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my what an excellent idea!
My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure
PB
Sexysinglestud
Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)
G3orgie
Mikki... needs glamour in the line up!
Christ I forgot the resident millionaire "
Its not his money I'm after...! |
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"Oh my what an excellent idea!
My first 5 to get their full kit off for my perving pleasure
PB
Sexysinglestud
Daithbaistard (thats as close to spelling it correctly after a bottle of wine as i am getting!)
G3orgie
Mikki... needs glamour in the line up!
Christ I forgot the resident millionaire
Its not his money I'm after...! "
Will he need a big hat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha. OP first!
For once I don't have any Fab crushes on the go. However there's one man who can be relied upon.
**Shouts across the forum**
Hey Mr Potato Head - can you be all 5 parts? Got the horse in your storage compartment? Oh. You may need to find a g string and a policemans hat whilst you're rummaging.
I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........
Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on. "
Me sarky.....never.
I'll be over when I've finished my doughnuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is what we need at the lounge social
Ha, we'll let you sort the auditions
Oh oh I've come over all peculiar
I'm sure myself and bunnyhop can be around to help run them
Hold on I want in on this
You're in dis you say? "
I ain't stripping my clothes off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty.
I had you down for a private audition "
I'm still at the auditioning stage?  |
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"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos 
This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics 
No one wants to dance
I just want the torso pics
And me can I share Kinky? "
I've had some good ones |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"If anyone wants to be in the line up please send me your cock photos
This is a good idea, but I'll have torso pics
No one wants to dance
I just want the torso pics
And me can I share Kinky?
I've had some good ones "
I'm waiting patiently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I still haven't made my mind up, so I'm just going to skim my friend list and hot list.
I'd say Hatter but he's probably too modest.
Erectjim, PB, swingofkingers or what his face is, thingy 118 and g3orgie.
Probably. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either."
Pork Sword!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage"
Bacon lardons |
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons "
Salted beef |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions? "
My favourite, dad bods x |
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons
Salted beef"
Pulled pork |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions? "
Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway
Clit teases the lot of them "
I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part! |
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons
Salted beef
Pulled pork "
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"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?
Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category? "
That's going to be a big category |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons
Salted beef"
Beef jerky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons
Salted beef
Pulled pork
"
jellied eels |
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"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway
Clit teases the lot of them
I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part! "
I've got the choreography in hand |
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons
Salted beef
Pulled pork
jellied eels "
Savaloy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions?
Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category? "
for the record nothing wrong with CUTE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway
Clit teases the lot of them
I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!
I've got the choreography in hand "
You have my full attention!  |
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons
Salted beef
Pulled pork
"
*Bows* |
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"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway
Clit teases the lot of them
I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!
I've got the choreography in hand
You have my full attention! "
And you would definitely get mine |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty.
I had you down for a private audition
I'm still at the auditioning stage? "
Oh we both know you've got the part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't reckon any of them would strip anyway
Clit teases the lot of them
I'd happily strip, I just need someone to teach me to dance first. That's the embarrassing part!
I've got the choreography in hand
You have my full attention!
And you would definitely get mine "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands up guys, who wants to go in the cute category?
You're cute
Doh!
Not in my cute category "
Do I want to know what category I am in or would I regret asking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's ok ladies I know why you're not choosing me, I'm far more Magic Mike than I am Full Monty.
I had you down for a private audition
I'm still at the auditioning stage?
Oh we both know you've got the part "
Oh I know you like my part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh c'mon... I'm just not a fan of these popularity threads. my heart always sinks a little and I hate others feeling like that!
Yep
These men aren't meat either.
Pork Sword!?
Cocktail sausage
Bacon lardons
Salted beef"
I've salted that beef from my tears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!
I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves. "
Sounds like an illegal cock fight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!
I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.
Sounds like an illegal cock fight! "
Sounds like a good show! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application  "
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application "
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeas can I help? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
Make sure it's a warm place yeah? No chilly drafts! 
Can't see what difference it would make "
As in literally can't see |
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application "
Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!
I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.
Sounds like an illegal cock fight!
Sounds like a good show!"
It would need the music from one of the big lightsabre scenes from Star wars |
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"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!
I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.
Sounds like an illegal cock fight!
Sounds like a good show!
It would need the music from one of the big lightsabre scenes from Star wars "
Ah the visions |
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application
Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff "
It can be cooking oil for all I care! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couldn't choose 5 names cos choosing people always makes other people feel left out!
I'd just let the 5 most handsome guys with big knobs fight it out amongst themselves.
Sounds like an illegal cock fight!
Sounds like a good show!
It would need the music from one of the big lightsabre scenes from Star wars
Ah the visions "
Steer clear of the green one! |
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeas can I help? "
Only if I can do yours too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application
Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff
It can be cooking oil for all I care! "
Oi!! I care! |
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application
Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff
It can be cooking oil for all I care!
Oi!! I care! "
Shut up and let me rub you with lard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application
Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff
It can be cooking oil for all I care!
Oi!! I care!
Shut up and let me rub you with lard."
Well, at least that'll keep me a bit warmer I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I've given this careful consideration we need various categories for example, the torsos, the cute ones etc any other suggestions? "
This sounds like a setup... |
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application
Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff
It can be cooking oil for all I care!
Oi!! I care!
Shut up and let me rub you with lard.
Well, at least that'll keep me a bit warmer I suppose "
Can you dance to mardy bum but shout lardy whenever he says mardy? |
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"Can I keep my hat on?
Oh of course, rest of clothes off though
And baby oil.... I must apply it though to get correct and thorough application
Can't it be coconut oil? It smells nicer than that rank stuff
It can be cooking oil for all I care!
Oi!! I care!
Shut up and let me rub you with lard.
Well, at least that'll keep me a bit warmer I suppose
Can you dance to mardy bum but shout lardy whenever he says mardy? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All I want is a cock in my box.
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Ooh, you could definitely have mine
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I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........
Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on."
Y.M.C.A. is still a very popular tune at parties |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All I want is a cock in my box.
Ooh, you could definitely have mine
I'll see if I can find a sailor and an indian chief while I'm at it.........YMCA........
Haha. Yes! That would be acceptable. Oh wait? Were you being sarky? Tough. YMCA it is. Crack on.
Y.M.C.A. is still a very popular tune at parties "
The YMCA will never not be popular |
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