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over a year ago
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I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.
My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub
How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.
My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub
How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack"
You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...
Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!
Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?
I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry... |
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"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.
My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub
How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack"
I find if you remove your balaclava it's handy to pop a few things in and stop the rattle. |
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"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.
My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub
How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack
You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...
Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!
Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?
I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry..."
I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hide key in garden.
Eat a burger at the pub.
Run on the way back when you have spent your money. Drink more when you are there to spend more.
Stop smoking. "
Out the box thinking. I like this |
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"That is a joke right?! 
I've course. I only take one key rather than the bunch. Not stupid you know  "
If you were a woman you could put the key up your tush and exercise your pelvic floor at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That is a joke right?!
I've course. I only take one key rather than the bunch. Not stupid you know
If you were a woman you could put the key up your tush and exercise your pelvic floor at the same time "
Fancy coming for a run with me? You can be my key holder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.
My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub
How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack
You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...
Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!
Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?
I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry...
I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly "
Ha! Yeah, that would look ridiculous!
How about one of those beer dispensing caps but modified for burgers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.
My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub
How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack
You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...
Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!
Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?
I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry...
I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly
Ha! Yeah, that would look ridiculous!
How about one of those beer dispensing caps but modified for burgers?"
That could work  want to go halves on a patent? It would kill in America |
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"That is a joke right?!
I've course. I only take one key rather than the bunch. Not stupid you know
If you were a woman you could put the key up your tush and exercise your pelvic floor at the same time
Fancy coming for a run with me? You can be my key holder "
Yeah no probs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've started going for a run a couple of times a week to get into shape.
My biggest issue is the things in my pockets constantly rattling around, phone, keys, 20 lambert and butler, a cheese burger and money for when I reach the pub
How do people cope with all this? And I'm not wearing a fanny pack
You can get those phone holding arm straps. I'm sure you can improvise a burger holster...
Notes can be tucked away in your pants. You'll just have to spend it all in the pub though, underwear ain't so good for loose change!
Maybe an ammo belt for the L&Bs?
I don't have any sensible suggestions for your keys though. Sorry...
I've got a strap for my MP3 player. Not wearing two, that would be silly
Ha! Yeah, that would look ridiculous!
How about one of those beer dispensing caps but modified for burgers?
That could work want to go halves on a patent? It would kill in America"
Aw yeah!!!! If the burger hats do well, we can look into diversifying with natcho sombreros!
There's a big hole in the hot dog sock market too... |
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