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over a year ago
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For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue
(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue
(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx "
i remember that being said lol x |
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"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue
(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx "
I remember that!
Ted Lowe; BBC Commentary circa 1980 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue
(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx
I remember that!
Ted Lowe; BBC Commentary circa 1980"
Me grandad told me xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For those of you watching the snooker in black and white the brown ball is behind the blue
(Really was said by an anouncer in the days of black and white telly ) xx "
I believe there was also one that went summat like....
"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I believe there was also one that went summat like....
"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect".
Was that the Mars Lander by any chance?
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No idea, I just remember reading this quote and that from Soapy on the back of matchboxes.  |
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I believe there was also one that went summat like....
"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect".
Was that the Mars Lander by any chance?
No idea, I just remember reading this quote and that from Soapy on the back of matchboxes. "
I trust you opened it and let him some air. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I believe there was also one that went summat like....
"that was inches away from being millimetre perfect".
Was that the Mars Lander by any chance?
No idea, I just remember reading this quote and that from Soapy on the back of matchboxes.
I trust you opened it and let him some air. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or when you tell someone your going on holiday... and they say" oh going somewhere nice?" i get the urge to say no actually we are going on a tour of sewage farms and toxic waste factories...
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
"the one that gets my goat is.. PIN number... the N stands for number so your saying personal identification number number...... "
It's like the phrase PAT Testing! The P.A.T stands for "Portable Appliance Test". That "testing on the end is not required!
My sister-in-Law has a habbit of saying "I turned round to her and said *** And she turned around to me and said***" I can just imagine them being very dizzy at the end of the conversation!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sister-in-Law has a habbit of saying "I turned round to her and said *** And she turned around to me and said***" I can just imagine them being very dizzy at the end of the conversation!
Either that, or they face each other back to back!  "
back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other now where did that come from ? |
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"back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other now where did that come from ?"
its on old poem not sure who wrote it...
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe the story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other now where did that come from ?
its on old poem not sure who wrote it...
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe the story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too"
is it from a song as well or is that just me being silly now |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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When you have lost something and can't find it, some bright spark will ask you in variations of....
"Have you looked for it where you lost it?"
DOH! If I knew where I'd lost it, I'd have Feckin' found it, wouldn't I??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to have a book called Colmanballs, and basically it was all "cock ups" that went out live on the telly, was hilarious reading and you cannot believe some of the stupid things that people came out with.  |
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