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Cleaning the house before a meet
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I presumed that most people when arranging a meet would make sure the house as well as themselves was presentable. I have refused meets in the past cos the house has been a riot.
Granted i dont change my bedding cos id change that afterwards but id want the house looking ok. I have however heard some horror stories.
Whats the worst u have walked into? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I turned up a blokes house and discovered to my horror he allowed his dog to shite on the hallway carpet.....
True story.....
I swiftly turned about face and fooked off ..... |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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That's why I hardly ever meet as I can't be arsed to clean top to bottom 
On a serious note, I only do play meets at mine, so yes I will do my utmost to make sure it is as clean and tidy as possible and always clean bedding, I am fucked before the good stuff has even started  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away. |
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"Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away. "
You weren't horny enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my regular partner comes over I do the same cleaning I do every day. He gets a nice cup of tea, which is much more important than a bleached house. |
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"I turned up a blokes house and discovered to my horror he allowed his dog to shite on the hallway carpet.....
True story.....
I swiftly turned about face and fooked off ....."
I can't breathe, where was the warning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away.
You weren't horny enough "
Not after seeing That, I don't mind a bit of mess but that was another level, literally! I think she grew about 3 feet when she stepped inside |
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"Worst I had was a really nice social with a girl, she invited me back to hers which was an offer I couldn't refuse, she was amazing. Got to her flat and she couldn't open her front door more than a foot "excuse the mess" she said before squeezing through the gap, I had a little look in and kindly walked away.
You weren't horny enough
Not after seeing That, I don't mind a bit of mess but that was another level, literally! I think she grew about 3 feet when she stepped inside "
I draw the line at shit or piss on the carpet / bed. Or rats / fleas. Otherwise it's game on. |
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"reminds me of Ross from freinds meeting Hot Girl 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLwHr6UU5E8
Funny thing I experienced ALMOST that - even if it was not romantic date, but kinda bussines related. "
See, joey had the right idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont bother as a waterproof fleece goes over the top of the bed. Im not changing a super king bed twice in one day"
waterproof fleece is it likely to get wet wet wet?
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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I don't accommodate fab meets, but for buddies that pre date fab, I'd make sure everywhere was presentable (usually is) and change my bed linen, unless of course it was very last minute  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a clean freak anyways so my house is always spotless, I put a clean old sheet on and and towel handy if needed, need a matress protector too I reckon after the last meet, shove my duvet etc in the spare bedroom though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont bother as a waterproof fleece goes over the top of the bed. Im not changing a super king bed twice in one day waterproof fleece is it likely to get wet wet wet?"
Not especially. I dont tend to squirt but lube, body fluids, sweat all soak beds. |
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"I dont bother as a waterproof fleece goes over the top of the bed. Im not changing a super king bed twice in one day waterproof fleece is it likely to get wet wet wet?
Not especially. I dont tend to squirt but lube, body fluids, sweat all soak beds."
You must do it differently to us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always make sure it's clean and tidy. Makes the right impression that you've made an effort for someone. The sheets will always get very dirty and straight in the wash after! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When my regular partner comes over I do the same cleaning I do every day. He gets a nice cup of tea, which is much more important than a bleached house. "
Yes, tea is critical! |
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By *amesLeedsMan
over a year ago
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"I turned up a blokes house and discovered to my horror he allowed his dog to shite on the hallway carpet.....
True story.....
I swiftly turned about face and fooked off ....."
Same with a bird I met
But it was seen on the way out of her flat at the end
Think it's coz she was too pissed to let them out as the rest of the flat was OK |
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