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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hilarious article in the Sun about how to tell if your neighbours are swingers. Garden gnomes are a sign apparently. And pineapple shaped door-knockers get a bizarre mention! Wasn't it easier when all we needed to spot was a bit of pampas grass

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3701254/signs-of-swingers/?CMP=Spklr-_-Editorial-_-TheSun-_-Living-_-FBLink-_-Statement-_-FBPAGE

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By *irceWoman  over a year ago

Gloucester

Lol, thanks funny post.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are they still living in the Seventies?

Nowadays it will be a water feature in the garden, runway lights along the path and a palm tree.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are they still living in the Seventies?

Nowadays it will be a water feature in the garden, runway lights along the path and a palm tree. "

You've been looking at my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I am concerned as my parents have a few gnomes

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By *oi_LucyCouple  over a year ago

Barbados

And there is an article in the Guardian the other day too about Pampas Grass lol:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/may/31/pampas-grass-secret-symbol-swingers-turn-off-sales-plummeting

We don't have pampas grass, gnomes or pineapple door knockers!

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahhh bollocks! Back to B&Q tomorrow to return all this shit we just bought for the garden.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are they still living in the Seventies?

Nowadays it will be a water feature in the garden, runway lights along the path and a palm tree.

You've been looking at my garden "

Spot on was I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm wondering where to get these wristbands they say swingers wear... I could be missing out on all sorts of fun!

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By *eonBlueMan  over a year ago

Oakham


"palm tree. "

Delicately illuminated so at night it looks like a cock exploding cum, right?

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By *isty286Couple  over a year ago

Dorset

We've never seen a swinger with pineapple shaped knockers

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple  over a year ago

Lust

Hot tub in the garden, dead give away

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By *obin_and_marionMan  over a year ago

Beaconsfield


"Hot tub in the garden, dead give away "

Sex pond

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