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"Great to see bar open... I'll have a Gin & Tonic and a naughty look, please " Perfect, coming right up | |||
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"Great to see bar open... I'll have a Gin & Tonic and a naughty look, please Perfect, coming right up " Appreciate such fine, fast, flirty service Thank you! You are a gem of a barkeeper | |||
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"Pint of Stella please, too soon for whiskey " coming right up | |||
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"Beer. . And I'll tip you a snog. " Aye why not pucker up | |||
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"Southern comfort on the rocks please " Here you go | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. " Fancy getting squiffy honey? | |||
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"Negroni for me please " That's easy, here you go | |||
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"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila" I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you | |||
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"Southern comfort on the rocks please Here you go " Thank you | |||
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"I had too much wine last night so I'll have ... hair of the dog please - Bloody Mary 9/10 on the spice scale " It'll do you the world of good, coming right up Sir | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? " I feel I need to | |||
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"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you " Fruit cider to start please... | |||
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"Double rum and Fanta twist please x" That's a new one, okay here it is | |||
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"I'm in the mood for a decent rum punch." Yep here you go, no fighting though | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to " You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together | |||
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"I'm in the mood for a decent rum punch. Yep here you go, no fighting though " I'm a lover not a fighter Many thanks! | |||
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"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you Fruit cider to start please... " No need for I'm currently drinking strongbiw dark fruits. Here's yours | |||
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"Fruity bulmers over ice please x" Coming right up | |||
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"Got any good tequila? It's never too early for tequila I do enjoy a good tequila, I'll even have one with you Fruit cider to start please... No need for I'm currently drinking strongbiw dark fruits. Here's yours " Great choice | |||
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"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB " I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy | |||
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"Thank you kind lady i have no change so can i give you a kiss instead on tip x " Of course | |||
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"Cold pint of lager, double southern and lemonade please and one for yourself of course " Ahh thank you, I'm going to be very squiffy at this rate! Here's yours | |||
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"Cider n black please " Here you go lovely x | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together " Let's. Will a video chat happen? | |||
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"I had too much wine last night so I'll have ... hair of the dog please - Bloody Mary 9/10 on the spice scale It'll do you the world of good, coming right up Sir " Thanks MsB | |||
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"G&T with a wedge of lime for me sweetie xx " Of course, here you go | |||
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"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy " I saw raspberry gin yesterday, I wish I got some | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together Let's. Will a video chat happen? " Yeah later if you're free? Call me x | |||
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"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy I saw raspberry gin yesterday, I wish I got some " Oh I want some of that, I do have sloe gin if that's any good? | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together Let's. Will a video chat happen? Yeah later if you're free? Call me x" Hey, I just met you.... | |||
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"I've just had a large g&t and I quite fancy another please MsB I do enjoy a nice G&T I'm a little over generous with the gin though, enjoy I saw raspberry gin yesterday, I wish I got some Oh I want some of that, I do have sloe gin if that's any good? " Oh God that ruined me last time. Shots of? | |||
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"A nice cool glass of white wine to start please" Here you go | |||
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"Could I have a nice cold white wine please x " Fancy sharing a bottle or two? | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together Let's. Will a video chat happen? Yeah later if you're free? Call me x Hey, I just met you...." And this is crazy..... | |||
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"Could I have a nice cold white wine please x Fancy sharing a bottle or two?" Not keen on white wine I'm afraid, prefer a nice Rioja or Tempranillo | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together Let's. Will a video chat happen? Yeah later if you're free? Call me x Hey, I just met you.... And this is crazy....." You have my number.... | |||
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"Could I have a nice cold white wine please x Fancy sharing a bottle or two?" Pull up a chair x | |||
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"A milkshake " Flavour? Specifics? | |||
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"Can I have a G&T please ,Hendricks if you've got it and a slice of cucumber " Of course I do, here you go lovely | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together Let's. Will a video chat happen? Yeah later if you're free? Call me x Hey, I just met you.... And this is crazy..... You have my number...." I'll call you maybe.....nah scrap the maybe, I'll call you later xx | |||
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"Please sexyb may I have a nice cold Guinness? " Of course you may | |||
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"Please sexyb may I have a nice cold Guinness? Of course you may " Good girl | |||
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"A pint and a jd" Here you go | |||
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"Hmmmm. What do I fancy? Raspberry mojito, with a slammer on the side please. Fancy getting squiffy honey? I feel I need to You a squiffy sexybrunette! Let's get squiffy together Let's. Will a video chat happen? Yeah later if you're free? Call me x Hey, I just met you.... And this is crazy..... You have my number.... I'll call you maybe.....nah scrap the maybe, I'll call you later xx" Oh my wish in the well worked | |||
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"Please sexyb may I have a nice cold Guinness? Of course you may Good girl " Why thank you | |||
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"I had too much wine last night so I'll have ... hair of the dog please - Bloody Mary 9/10 on the spice scale It'll do you the world of good, coming right up Sir Thanks MsB " More than welcome PB, hope it helps, shout up if you need another | |||
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"And a packet of peanuts" Wish hold on right there, I'm only serving drinks! Just kidding have some nuts | |||
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"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? " Your first orgasm on mine, shortly followed by your second on Lacey's. Finger licking good No, ok, Just a bud and a ameretto &b please | |||
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"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? Your first orgasm on mine, shortly followed by your second on Lacey's. Finger licking good No, ok, Just a bud and a ameretto &b please " Sounds great, come into the back room, I'll sort your drinks out afterwards | |||
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"Can I have a G&T please ,Hendricks if you've got it and a slice of cucumber Of course I do, here you go lovely " Thank you. And what ever you're having too | |||
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"Can I have a G&T please ,Hendricks if you've got it and a slice of cucumber Of course I do, here you go lovely Thank you. And what ever you're having too " You're a star, thank you. At this rate I'll be more than squiffy! | |||
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"Nice to see the bar open early... Peroni please and can You turn the music up.. And whatever your having " Coming up and another for myself, I'll turn the music up a little but not too much I like to talk | |||
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"So you are quite generous with the gin, ehhh. No wonder my g&t had such a fine punch, just like I like it. Makes me punchy & curious about happenings in the back room " Oh not much | |||
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"Brewdog Punk and play some John Martyn please." Yep of course, here you go. And once this song has finished | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please?" Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? " Oh my word yes please | |||
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"Can I have a nice cocktail Sloe screw will do " Hell yes of course you can, here you go | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? Oh my word yes please " I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? Oh my word yes please I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back " I shall remember that factoid | |||
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"Large glass of rich fruity red mmmm " Coming right up | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? Oh my word yes please I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back I shall remember that factoid " Oh really | |||
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"Can I please have a long vodka?" Of course, come sit next to me | |||
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"Pint of bitter and a sniff of the barmaids apron please " I can do the pint | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? Oh my word yes please I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back I shall remember that factoid Oh really " Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best! | |||
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"I'm about to pour myself a rose lemonade and gin. Mmmmmmmmmm......" Did I miss your order? Sorry have one one the house | |||
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"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? " Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us? | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? Oh my word yes please I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back I shall remember that factoid Oh really Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best! " However it appears that it is Peach, you remembered me! | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? Oh my word yes please I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back I shall remember that factoid Oh really Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best! However it appears that it is Peach, you remembered me! " I did | |||
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"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us? " Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent? | |||
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"Tia Maria and please and make it a double its been a looooong day! " Coming right up | |||
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"I'm too tired to order, can I just nap in the corner please? Yeah, want me to come stroke your hair? Oh my word yes please I'm a good girl sometimes, I my hair being stroked so happy to give back I shall remember that factoid Oh really Well... I'll try. My memory isn't the best! However it appears that it is Peach, you remembered me! I did " | |||
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"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us? Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent? " Sounds perfect. We'll get tiddly quicker than you! Lol | |||
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"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us? Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent? Sounds perfect. We'll get tiddly quicker than you! Lol " Oh I've had plenty already so that is fairly unlikely | |||
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"Right that's it the bar is open, I've got my first drink in my hand. What's everyone else having? Fancy surprising us with a concoction of your choice. Something fizzy for the lady and spicy for him... now what would you pour us? Well I've just poured a jug of pimms and lemonade, that for the lady and how about a Moscow mile for the gent? Sounds perfect. We'll get tiddly quicker than you! Lol " that's meant to be Moscow mule! Btw | |||
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"Pinkster gin with Fever tree tonic please. Are there any nibbles too as I'm starving. Sarah " Coming right up and aye I've got nibbles, what's you fancy? | |||
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"I'd love a prosecco, please SexyB " Coming right up, for you anything | |||
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"I'd better skip this round - I already have larger and a bottle of whiskey. " Oh don't skip, join us, let me share your whiskey | |||
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"I'd love a prosecco, please SexyB Coming right up, for you anything " Join me! | |||
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"I'd love a prosecco, please SexyB Coming right up, for you anything Join me!" Oh of course I simply cannot refuse an offer like that | |||
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"Please may I have another MsB?" As you ask do nicely of course PB, anything else? | |||
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"Jd honey please " Definitely and I may join you for one of those | |||
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"Just poured myself a tequila and " Nothing from the bar then? | |||
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"Please may I have another MsB? As you ask do nicely of course PB, anything else? " Dry roasted nuts please? | |||
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"Please may I have another MsB? As you ask do nicely of course PB, anything else? Dry roasted nuts please?" Of course, here you go | |||
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"Any fine desserts to go with my g&t? " I have cheesecake but that's all I'm afraid. You drinkers ask a lot you know! | |||
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"Cheesecake sounds perfect. Your generosity is amazing. Did not mean to ask too much... Thanks for being such a fine bartendress " I know I'm awesome, shh don't tell everyone though | |||
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"Can I have another? Double please! " Oh for you of course. May I join you? | |||
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"Can I have another? Double please! Oh for you of course. May I join you? " Sure pull up a pew, your feet must be tired by now! | |||
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"Can I have another? Double please! Oh for you of course. May I join you? Sure pull up a pew, your feet must be tired by now! " I'm knackered and squiffy, pulling up a chair | |||
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"Old Fashioned please" Definitely, here you go | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. " Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! | |||
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"Old Fashioned please Definitely, here you go" Ahhh, thanks. I shall take it easy... unlike the last time I had one. Still have no idea how I got home... | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! " Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! | |||
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"Old Fashioned please Definitely, here you go Ahhh, thanks. I shall take it easy... unlike the last time I had one. Still have no idea how I got home..." ''Tis okay there's cabs right outside the bar | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!" Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it!" I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach? | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach? " Nah she's okay I've got her on her back in the back room | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in " Sounds delicious | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach? " You can give me a piggy back to the back room if ya want PB | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in Sounds delicious " Back room... door on the left? Bringing you in a top up of your tipple of choice | |||
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"A cocktail please I'll have a screaming orgasm.... " Awesome coming right up | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in Sounds delicious " in more ways than one | |||
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"Rhubarb gin this way pretty please sexyb " Definitely | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! Oh really on your back, in that case you may need to drink in the back room! I'll be right in Sounds delicious Back room... door on the left? Bringing you in a top up of your tipple of choice" Yep orgy in the back room | |||
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"Large morgan spice and lemonade please " Coming right up m'lady. May be a little larger than expected due to squiffiness! | |||
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"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently " I have soft drinks? | |||
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"I suppose everyone is asking for a slippery nipple or two?" Nope no one | |||
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"I'm on the H20 tonight. Make mine a large. " No problems | |||
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"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently I have soft drinks? " . What with vodka in! Oh go on then | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach? You can give me a piggy back to the back room if ya want PB " Aye no probs Peach | |||
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"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently I have soft drinks? . What with vodka in! Oh go on then " No worries, coming right up | |||
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"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently I have soft drinks? . What with vodka in! Oh go on then No worries, coming right up " . Manchuria social. I'll get you one back | |||
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"Large morgan spice and lemonade please Coming right up m'lady. May be a little larger than expected due to squiffiness! " Even better | |||
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"I suppose everyone is asking for a slippery nipple or two? Nope no one " I'll have two slippery nipples then please | |||
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"We're a bit late to the party, everyone pissed yet? Who we gonna take advantage of " Me I'm squiffy | |||
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"I just woke from my nap. Now what can I get you, I shall warn you in advance that my measures are rather large in terms of alcohol! Oooo, in that case I shall have a JD and diet please and I'll be on my back before you know it! I was just heading to the bar but I seems yer needing propping up there Peach? You can give me a piggy back to the back room if ya want PB Aye no probs Peach " Watch those wandering hands And if you're gonna grope.... do it hard! | |||
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"We're a bit late to the party, everyone pissed yet? Who we gonna take advantage of Me I'm squiffy " Step into our little dungeon/boudoir then | |||
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"Yeah no I'll pass.. I've got to be good these days.. Apparently I have soft drinks? . What with vodka in! Oh go on then No worries, coming right up . Manchuria social. I'll get you one back " Grand, you are aware that I'm rather squiffy right now | |||
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"G&T x 2 please. With ice and a slice " Coming right up | |||
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"Still drinking fruit tea, I'm losing my edge and clearly need booting off the good girl step. " I'm not a switch but could give gentle persuasion | |||
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"I'll take a Peroni thank you. Large one please. " Here's yours | |||
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