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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
cars seat belt u dirty mind
Do you have any short jokes on your own?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
cars seat belt u dirty mind
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Why do most manufacturers seem to prefer black ones...?
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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A man with no arms and no legs is feeling horny so he visits a brothel.
The madam opens the door.
"Hi" he says "I'd like a girl for the night"
The madam looks down at him and says sarcastically "look, you have no arms and no legs I really don't see what your going to be able to do"
The guy looks up at her and replies "I rang the fucking door bell didn't I" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you call a piano player with no arms or legs?
Clever dick.
How do you ask the time from a man without arms or legs?
Got the time on you, cock?
Ok ok, I'm going... |
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