When i was a late teenager i considered myself a bit of a stud. Afterall, i had slept with 3 different girls and masturbated to many more. One day a friend came to my house and bought her hot cousin. We had the usual chit chat and being a bold stud, i politely asked the hot cousin if she "fancied a fuck?"
Unfortunately, she did. I say unfortunately because that totally threw me and as i say, I'd been wanking myself silly those days. Anyway, we went upstairs and unsurprisingly i couldn't get it up. Although i did try desperately for a painstaking 20 minutes, there was no life in the wee man. With my pragmatic mind on, i suggested i go into another room and "look at porn to get it up" (smooth talker). After another 20 minutes i had a semi and decided that was good enough. Of course she wasn't actually still there when i returned. The friend had been waiting impatiently downstairs remember. The humiliation quickly ramped up because girls talk and everyone at college quickly knew about it. A bit like the opposite of the opening scene from American Pie.
The moral of the story is that you shouldn't throw that question around lightly as it might come back to haunt you. There endeth the lesson. |
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"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.  "
Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals? |
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"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.
Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals? "
Nope |
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"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.
Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals? "
I've been the recepiant of such an attempt. |
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"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.
Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals?
Nope "
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"Since I don't have to worry about getting hard, I'll send 'fancy a fuck' messages to as many people as fab will allow.
Hmmmm ever gone in to kiss someone only to have them pull away as you completely misread the signals?
I've been the recepiant of such an attempt."
Why would you not want to kiss someone? Kissing is always fun |
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"Lol- that is a funny story lol
Never had this happen to me but I do get your message!"
Thanks, i thought it might make a difference to the usual fab stories that start with some variation of "last night i was shagging a beautiful woman with my 10 inch penis and after her twentieth orgasm i noticed..." |
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"Lol- that is a funny story lol
Never had this happen to me but I do get your message!
Thanks, i thought it might make a difference to the usual fab stories that start with some variation of "last night i was shagging a beautiful woman with my 10 inch penis and after her twentieth orgasm i noticed..." "
Lmfao!! Yeah it certainly is different from them- its an honest story, have a word with yourself lol. |
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"fancy a fuck? 
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
 not a repeater then... 
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee"
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ... |
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"fancy a fuck?
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
not a repeater then...
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ..."
Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there |
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"I can cum without getting hard,,,,,, actually why am I telling you that  
On the toilet?
nah a big cock up my arse does the trick"
Never had the pleasure (unlesd you are offering) but a tough pooh pressing the prostate can achieve the same thing |
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"fancy a fuck?
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
not a repeater then...
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...
Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there"
damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up? |
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"I can cum without getting hard,,,,,, actually why am I telling you that
On the toilet?
nah a big cock up my arse does the trick
Never had the pleasure (unlesd you are offering) but a tough pooh pressing the prostate can achieve the same thing"
lol,,no,,and I doubt it,,cant say havin a poo has ever got me excited,,and no I'm not offering,,lol,,noooooooooooooo |
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"fancy a fuck?
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
not a repeater then...
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...
Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there
damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up? "
rubbish,woman are at their most sexually active when they want to be,,be it 21 or 51 |
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"fancy a fuck?
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
not a repeater then...
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...
Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there
damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up?
rubbish,woman are at their most sexually active when they want to be,,be it 21 or 51"
52? |
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"fancy a fuck?
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
not a repeater then...
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...
Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there
damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up?
rubbish,woman are at their most sexually active when they want to be,,be it 21 or 51
52? "
why not???? |
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"fancy a fuck?
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
not a repeater then...
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...
Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there
damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up? "
Yeah and sometimes football strikers have their best seasons just before their career ends. Their bodies aren't in peak conditions but their experience helps them move into the right positions at the right time etc |
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"fancy a fuck?
I would but i just had a wank. Maybe in 8 hours...
not a repeater then...
I couldn't do it when i was 17 and it doesn't get any better with age i tell thee
it's going to be a walking frame soon if you are not carefull ...
Your physical peak is 27, it's all downhill from there
damn... but isn't a woman most sexually active in her 30s or am I just making that up?
Yeah and sometimes football strikers have their best seasons just before their career ends. Their bodies aren't in peak conditions but their experience helps them move into the right positions at the right time etc"
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