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Oh fuck it's all going to end - Pampas Grass sales are falling.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 I was talking to someone about this on Kik earlier.
I bet, in the history of Pampass Grass being associated with Swinging, there's not been one instance of anyone seeing Pampass Grass in someone's garden and thinking "I reckon they must be Swingers, I'll go up and knock on their door and see if they're up for it!!"
If not, then it's a pretty shit identifier for swingers isn't it!?  |
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" I was talking to someone about this on Kik earlier.
I bet, in the history of Pampass Grass being associated with Swinging, there's not been one instance of anyone seeing Pampass Grass in someone's garden and thinking "I reckon they must be Swingers, I'll go up and knock on their door and see if they're up for it!!"
If not, then it's a pretty shit identifier for swingers isn't it!? "
I know someone who had pampas grass in their front garden and was in the scene. I think it was planted before they moved in.
They've moved to another place. I don't know if they took a cutting/section as I haven't seen their garden yet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think mine may be the only garden in my area without pampas grass... 
Wait though... Maybe you should only have it if you can accommodate??? What's the secret signal for swingers who can travel???  "
Handcuffs hanging out of the boot |
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"I think mine may be the only garden in my area without pampas grass...
Wait though... Maybe you should only have it if you can accommodate??? What's the secret signal for swingers who can travel???
Handcuffs hanging out of the boot "
Haven't done that... But have had a spreader bar poke out of my luggage on a train... And an errant vibe bullet skitter across the table out of my handbag on the train too...
Different trains I might add... I like to traumatise people over several journeys |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"I think mine may be the only garden in my area without pampas grass...
Wait though... Maybe you should only have it if you can accommodate??? What's the secret signal for swingers who can travel???
Handcuffs hanging out of the boot
Haven't done that... But have had a spreader bar poke out of my luggage on a train... And an errant vibe bullet skitter across the table out of my handbag on the train too...
Different trains I might add... I like to traumatise people over several journeys "
Atta girl!! Spread the love (no pun intended) and all that |
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"We have a big plant in the back garden as I was growing up as a kid, I only found out a few weeks ago my parents was Swingers in the late 70's earlier 80's .. it's made me laugh  "
Bowl with loads of keys in the front window as well.
Pampas Grass is massive - what's the modern plant\flowers? |
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"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive "
'Box' hedges??  with varying degrees of trim obviously to denote 'landscaping'. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive
'Box' hedges?? with varying degrees of trim obviously to denote 'landscaping'. "
I love watching one of my neighbours landscaping his box hedge.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I expect it's more to do with the fact it's huge and nasty, my folks had a massive clump in the front garden, it's sharp and remember cutting myself on it. To me its just one of those plants that screams 70s and 80s. |
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"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive
'Box' hedges?? with varying degrees of trim obviously to denote 'landscaping'.
I love watching one of my neighbours landscaping his box hedge.
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If I was this person's neighbour, is be fascinated by the reactions of onlookers, never mind him doing his landscaping!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176583/Giving-green-finger-Gardener-carved-bush-rude-gesture-ordered-remove-it.html
My God... I'm posting a Daily wail link!
I think I need to lie down… |
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"I think we need to move with the times and adopt a smaller grass that's more suited to today's shrunken garden sizes. Or not a grass but something more attractive "
Dwarf Pampas Grass only grows to about 5 feet.
I wondered if it was used by swinging dwarfs! |
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