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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When i was spewing my guts up on tuesday my little one walked in and said 'oh dear mummy'
I was feeling pretty shit and yet her saying that just made my day.. amazing the effects children have.
So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday
i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed
missed him like crazy
he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday
i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed
missed him like crazy
he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday
i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed
missed him like crazy
he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts
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damn didn't work the door opening woke him plan foiled lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"remember reading that he has just joined the army bouncy.. my cousin has just been sent to Warminster for his training... hope he enjoys it "
he is loving it little sod hasn't even been home sick could of at least lied to make me feel good lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Key lime pie and a re-read of the dirty arse post. "
oooo i just made a key lime pie first time i've ever made it although i doubt i'll get to try it will all be gone by the time i get in tonight i bet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My partner and i had booked to go on holidy with a friend and his gf, in the meantime she has fallen pregnant and due to womens problems and a minor op she cant fly, so they have canceled the holiday, when they were told they would lose any monies paid they tried to get the company to at least give some of it back, the compnay said as it was to close to the holidy and they had no insurance they wouldnt get anything as it wasnt their fault the holiday was being canceled, my mate then said "well it isnt my fault either" what a numpty  |
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A huge bunch of flowers with a 'Thank You' note and considerable number of 'Thank You' cards..... I love my job
My job
One of my nephews spotting me in town after work, sneaking up and giving me a big sloppy kiss on the cheek
New shoes
Everytime I go into my newly decorated bedroom
Being taken out to dinner by a friend tonight
A chance to wear a pair of my new shoes
My dad farting |
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"seeing our youngest lad for the first time in 7 weeks yesterday
i've still got a huge smile this morning just knowing he is upstairs in bed
missed him like crazy
he was out last night with his mates so will be rediculously hung over so haveing to use a lot of self control not to go and shout "stand by your beds" in his ear to see if he reacts "
Is he the one who signed up ?If so ,dead pleased he is home safe
Texts from a hyper busy person...its sometimes the little things that count! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my best mates farts are far from funny. they fcuking reek!
he has this habit of doing them in confined spaces where theres no escape aswell  "
That would really boil my piss! I'd refuse to work with the dirty sod. Yuk.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my best mates farts are far from funny. they fcuking reek!
he has this habit of doing them in confined spaces where theres no escape aswell "
i revert to being about 6 and giggle hysterically.. even my 18 month old now says the word 'pooey' when she does one and wofts her hand infront of her face lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"my best mates farts are far from funny. they fcuking reek!
he has this habit of doing them in confined spaces where theres no escape aswell
That would really boil my piss! I'd refuse to work with the dirty sod. Yuk. "
Better out than in? Theres not a lot you can do about foul smelling wind at the time. it could be diet related but he wont suddenly be able to change that and for it to change the smell to roses in a matter of minutes sadly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Better out than in? Theres not a lot you can do about foul smelling wind at the time. it could be diet related but he wont suddenly be able to change that and for it to change the smell to roses in a matter of minutes sadly "
Well, he'd have to bend over and let me ram a 6" wide cork up his ass then. I loathe people who fart and think it's hysterical, even more so when it's a real stinky vile one.
If a person knows a certain food type makes them prone to flatulence then they should avoid eating it, and anyone who eats sprouts should be enclosed in a small closet with 500 other people who eat them and made to stay there for 3 weeks. Bleeeeurgh! |
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over a year ago
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id never laugh out loud in public,, but at home and with Amber she just cracks me up.. she's not aware of what her body does and the look on her face can be priceless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A neighbour coming to my door to 'borrow sugar', then ask me out for a drink.
My dad doing my flat pack drawers. It only took him 3 days.
Lunch by the canal the other day.
Bank of dad being open for business so I can go to a club tonight (he doesnt no that). |
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The fact that after being with jay for over 4 years hes now decided to sell up and move to be near me. Its a big thing for him and we have started looking at houses.
Wont be till at least next year though..
Mind you he might change his mind next month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x"
you lot !
and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list |
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"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x
you lot !
and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list "
OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x
you lot !
and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list
OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked "
lol me i just looked - its hidden lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x
you lot !
and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list
OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked
lol me i just looked - its hidden lol"
it's ok, even i looked |
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"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x
you lot !
and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list
OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked
lol me i just looked - its hidden lol
it's ok, even i looked "
Me too and smiled |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x
you lot !
and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list
OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked
lol me i just looked - its hidden lol
it's ok, even i looked
Me too and smiled "
I know who it is... gie's a shag and I will tell you!! |
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"So as the title asks, what has made you smile recently? x
you lot !
and in particular 1 person (who shall remain nameless) but is the only person on my friends list
OK own up, who's been on his profile and looked
lol me i just looked - its hidden lol
it's ok, even i looked
Me too and smiled
I know who it is... gie's a shag and I will tell you!! "
It's you innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx
ve have vays ov making you talk "
oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine
i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx
ve have vays ov making you talk
oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine
i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix "
Oi ISO, how very dare you hijack my hijack of your thread!!! cheeky sod!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx
ve have vays ov making you talk
oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine
i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix
Oi ISO, how very dare you hijack my hijack of your thread!!! cheeky sod!!! "
i think we should both be apologising to sassy
sorry miss  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx
ve have vays ov making you talk
oh now ur just sending shivers down my spine
i was strangely turned on as a kid by diana dors in the two ronnies sketches where she was pseudo dominatrix
Oi ISO, how very dare you hijack my hijack of your thread!!! cheeky sod!!!
i think we should both be apologising to sassy
sorry miss "
nah, cannae be bovvered... plus she does as her mum (me) tells her!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Receiving a mail from a Turkish guy telling me I had beautiful eyes and lovely couples
the things people will say for a visa "
ah you naughty thing, he didnt want me for a visa, thats a wicked thing to say. he just asked for my bank account details lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"can't tell you till you shag me. Oh bollox, you can't...I'm straight... mwahahahahaha xx
ve have vays ov making you talk
VODKA!!!!!!!!!!
Champagne, blue wicked and port, etc etc etc"
I WUVS YOU!!! gies a snog and a song xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Receiving a mail from a Turkish guy telling me I had beautiful eyes and lovely couples
the things people will say for a visa
ah you naughty thing, he didnt want me for a visa, thats a wicked thing to say. he just asked for my bank account details lol "
i have given him mine already.
it's only fair that i share some of my good fortune with him.
it's not every week that the daughter of a wealthy african politician killed in a plane crash offers to transfer his life savings into my account is it ?
and i've won so many holidays recently, i just can't get the time off to take them all - so might as well let somebody else go along  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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on the train with my 4 year old grand-daughter she says" ok nana you be Robin i'll be Batman", feeling very tired and my imaginative play being well and truley used up i sighed and said" i dont want to be robin", she reached across and patted my hand and said" its ok nana its only pretending!" |
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"on the train with my 4 year old grand-daughter she says" ok nana you be Robin i'll be Batman", feeling very tired and my imaginative play being well and truley used up i sighed and said" i dont want to be robin", she reached across and patted my hand and said" its ok nana its only pretending!""
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"the sight of a litre bottle of voddy in the fridge that I can't drink. But knowing Soapy and Petillante can't drink it either doesn't only make me smile but makes me LMFAO!!
Biatch "
that response definitely made me smile!!! hehehe  |
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"the sight of a litre bottle of voddy in the fridge that I can't drink. But knowing Soapy and Petillante can't drink it either doesn't only make me smile but makes me LMFAO!!
Biatch
that response definitely made me smile!!! hehehe "
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There was this sweet old couple walking along the street this morning, I always admire that sort of long lasting relationship, it's very heart warming. Anyway, the old guy fell off the edge of the curb and dragged his wife over. That really made me smile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seeing that cute n sassy has been released from hospital and feeling a little better. X missed your posts in the forums! "
i was in there for all of 12 hours.. lol but thanx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A personalised car number plate actually
But the reason it made me smile is personal to me sorry xx
504 PY ?"
Nope lol although I have seen summat simlar xx |
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last sat night we went to see Scouting For Girls and a lass tried to throw her bra on stage.. when her throw wasnt far enough she tried to climb over the barrier but fell flat on face ...
the poor d*unken lass (caught on cam here) ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aViqQ29oNX4
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a conversation with a young person today who thought Winston Churchill invented Car Insurance and that the Bronte sisters were a girl band future priminister material |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a conversation with a young person today who thought Winston Churchill invented Car Insurance and that the Bronte sisters were a girl band future priminister material "
future? couldn't we have em now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"last sat night we went to see Scouting For Girls and a lass tried to throw her bra on stage.. when her throw wasnt far enough she tried to climb over the barrier but fell flat on face ...
the poor d*unken lass (caught on cam here) ...
ooo dear she went through it after th - A & E. I remember going to see Melonie at Chrystal Palace Gardens and me and me mates jumped into the press enclosure to get a better view and at the beer tent. Me leg got stuck between fence poles and I got a sprained ankle for me trouble, oucheeee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aViqQ29oNX4
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman blowing a kiss at me earlier as she let me out into the traffic
I blew her one back
i love it when people do random stuff like that "
i had one like that on hol
we were walking through a shop when a woman turned to me and said "you look beautifull"
really threw me, was such a lovely thing to say to a stranger |
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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago
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my 5 yr old son has recently decided that every time he passes wind he wil say '' ahhh bisto''
he was telling his little girl friend what he says on saturday night and i heard her say '' ah bisto? is that spanish for something'' as u can imagine i wet myself lol |
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