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over a year ago
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her? 
She's behaving like a fun pump in reverse. Kick her in the shin   "
Oooo. I like that.
I always say "funsucker" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her? "
Dunno... she got a spotty bum ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her? "
You were doing it in front of the bloody telly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
You were doing it in front of the bloody telly "
Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
You were doing it in front of the bloody telly
Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen. "
That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
You were doing it in front of the bloody telly
Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.
That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd. "
Phew. So I'm normal after all? |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
You were doing it in front of the bloody telly
Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.
That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd.
Phew. So I'm normal after all? "
Define normal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So there I am. Jumping in the air and spinning so my dress flairs out as I come back down.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
You were doing it in front of the bloody telly
Nooo. I was in the kitchen. I always spin and dance when I'm in the kitchen.
That'd make me happy, rather than think you're odd.
Phew. So I'm normal after all? "
Feck off with ya  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And tonight I'm frowned on because I'm shopping.
I really NEED some new things to wear at a variety of events. "
That's jealousy, you're getting pretty things and she's not buying anything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And tonight I'm frowned on because I'm shopping.
I really NEED some new things to wear at a variety of events.
That's jealousy, you're getting pretty things and she's not buying anything. "
I buy her lovely things too.
I tried giving her money to buy her own but she hates shopping so she has me pick her things. She likes her wellies and wax jacket |
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