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I'm just watching a programme on BBC4 about a group of people back in the 1960s who tried to teach dolphins to speak English! 
If you had the chance to talk to an animal which one would you choose? And would you ask them anything particular? |
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over a year ago
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My Datsun doesn't like south Asians or darker complexioned people. Not sure why. She barks at them and seems genuinely perturbed by the sight of them. It's probably best she can't vocalise her hostility and upset into commonly understood language as she'd probably end up with a asbo or something. Ah ha ha. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"My Datsun doesn't like south Asians or darker complexioned people. Not sure why. She barks at them and seems genuinely perturbed by the sight of them. It's probably best she can't vocalise her hostility and upset into commonly understood language as she'd probably end up with a asbo or something. Ah ha ha. "
You have a car that barks?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can talk to the animals. I have indepth conversations with my cats"
Many will think you're mad. But I know what you mean!! I used to communicate with my (now sadly deceased) cat. She'd say hello in the mornings, tell me when she was hungry, when she wanted attention etc. All different sounds but consistent .. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd send various animals to spy on people and find out information to report back to me. "
Haha love that... a little hamster spy would be great..a giraffe...not so good... |
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"My Datsun doesn't like south Asians or darker complexioned people. Not sure why. She barks at them and seems genuinely perturbed by the sight of them. It's probably best she can't vocalise her hostility and upset into commonly understood language as she'd probably end up with a asbo or something. Ah ha ha.
You have a car that barks? "
Oops, dachshund... Used phonetic short hand as assumed most would get the gist. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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If? I speak fluent miaow already. I just have to get the pitch right depending on which of my two I am speaking to (and yes, I have figured out the exact interval when they miaow con tutti). Just a shame I haven't got a tail for the full body language gestures. |
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"If? I speak fluent miaow already. I just have to get the pitch right depending on which of my two I am speaking to (and yes, I have figured out the exact interval when they miaow con tutti). Just a shame I haven't got a tail for the full body language gestures."
I'd probably pay good money to witness that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd ask my cat how he's feeling so I can hopefully tell the vet to go fuck his blood tests - everything is fine.
Or alternatively I could ask the vet to do everything he can to help him. |
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I would love to hear what my dogs have to say. I'd ask them their favorite things to do and their least favorites so I know for the future. I'd just like to hear what's on their minds.
And I'd ask them nicely not to bark every time the doorbell rings.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woof,woof,,wwwwoooooooof,,woooof,,ggrrrrrr woooof  "
ffs,,,sorry,that was my dog typing again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do talk to my cats, they usually miaow back too. We have great conversations - wish I knew what they were actually saying though "
It's been proposed by scientists that cats only miaow for the benefit of humans. It's a habit that's developed with evolution, apparently. |
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I love Koko the gorilla and her female companion.
I was dismayed with some of the dolphin story of what we did to them.
I'd happily talk to any animal, though I fear for their futures, due to human damage to the world. I'd have to apologise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love Koko the gorilla and her female companion.
I was dismayed with some of the dolphin story of what we did to them.
I'd happily talk to any animal, though I fear for their futures, due to human damage to the world. I'd have to apologise "
Yes I've seen that documentary about the dolphins before. Quite upsetting.
I mean, giving the dolphin LSD just to see what happens? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands
If you can do that...can you try and tell the lions to feck off so I can stop having to run when they appear? "
LIONS ,,,,,RUN! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands
That's only because you're barking mad anyway  "
You may be right, my dog is a border collie,,hes a clever boy |
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"eh,,i can talk to my dog,,and he understands
That's only because you're barking mad anyway
You may be right, my dog is a border collie,,hes a clever boy"
I raised 3 generations of Border Collies and I swear they were all more clever than I was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id ask my rabbit why he think he's a dog cos he bloody acts like one!
Just take the battery out "
Haha I did actually have a rabbit called the heartthrob that had a "pulsing" shaft. I couldn't use it though cos it sounded like a yappy dog and was very distracting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dog. I want to know what goes through his head daily and to ask him if he knows just how much I love him "
This, absolutely this.
If animals could talk I wouldn't bother with humans at all. |
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"I'm just watching a programme on BBC4 about a group of people back in the 1960s who tried to teach dolphins to speak English!
If you had the chance to talk to an animal which one would you choose? And would you ask them anything particular?"
Dogs..
And I would ask, why do you always go and sniff another dogs ass? It's not something we do. Is it? |
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