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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London

I am not getting noticed on Fab but by creating this thread about me not getting noticed on Fab will I now get noticed on Fab?

Or should I be worried about starting this notice about not being noticed as people might think I'm just doing it to get noticed and therefore ignore me? I feel like an oxymoron.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look! There you are, I can see you!

Noticed!!

(p.s. starting inclusive threads is a great way to get noticed btw, seriously, keep it up!! )

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By *ay19720Man  over a year ago

Ashford kent

Who said that. ..???????

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not getting noticed on Fab but by creating this thread about me not getting noticed on Fab will I now get noticed on Fab?

Or should I be worried about starting this notice about not being noticed as people might think I'm just doing it to get noticed and therefore ignore me? I feel like an oxymoron. "

You will most likely get abuse for drawing attention to yourself.. but a bit of "advertising" will pay off so ignore the hate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk""

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

You won't get noticed more and you won't get noticed less by this thread. It's up to you to get yourself out there OP.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"Look! There you are, I can see you!

Noticed!!

(p.s. starting inclusive threads is a great way to get noticed btw, seriously, keep it up!! )"

Actually I was only messing about with this thread but that is some good advice. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you will get noticed by the minority of people that read most stuff on the forums - and the forums are a small minority of fab -

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not getting noticed on Fab but by creating this thread about me not getting noticed on Fab will I now get noticed on Fab?

Or should I be worried about starting this notice about not being noticed as people might think I'm just doing it to get noticed and therefore ignore me? I feel like an oxymoron. "

I have now noticed you're on fab so it must be working

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's not alway's easy for guy's on here I'm afraid.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The only way you can ever be noticed on here is to have a clock pic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

HIYA!

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


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You will most likely get abuse for drawing attention to yourself.. but a bit of "advertising" will pay off so ignore the hate "

Thanks for the advice - though I don't mind abuse thrown at me!

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"The only way you can ever be noticed on here is to have a clock pic "

Is there are particular angle the ladies might like to see my clock?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!! "

Why thank you

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By *unforus1965Couple  over a year ago

MIDLANDS


"I am not getting noticed on Fab but by creating this thread about me not getting noticed on Fab will I now get noticed on Fab?

Or should I be worried about starting this notice about not being noticed as people might think I'm just doing it to get noticed and therefore ignore me? I feel like an oxymoron. "

You may well be noticed now, but only as an attention seeker.

Best to rely on a top notch profile, really then have patience.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

Why thank you "

Have you been out in the rain yet

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

Why thank you

Have you been out in the rain yet "

We didn't even get a drizzle. I was poised to go outside and everything!

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


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You may well be noticed now, but only as an attention seeker.

Best to rely on a top notch profile, really then have patience."

Thanks. I'll keep working on my profile. I might just take many photos of my clock and show them like the gent above suggested.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

Why thank you

Have you been out in the rain yet

We didn't even get a drizzle. I was poised to go outside and everything!"

Ive never wanted it to rain so much

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan  over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


""

Are you undercover ? You seem to always be in ninja mode...plus your name is gatekeeper. What is that you are guarding?

Please don't reply with

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath

We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your personality and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

Why thank you

Have you been out in the rain yet

We didn't even get a drizzle. I was poised to go outside and everything!"

There's been a few puddles though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your personality and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

"

This

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

Why thank you

Have you been out in the rain yet

We didn't even get a drizzle. I was poised to go outside and everything!

Ive never wanted it to rain so much "

I was tempted to knock on a neighbours door and ask then to hold the hose pipe for me!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your personality and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

"

Spot on.

Really, check your bum... You got a spot on it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

Why thank you

Have you been out in the rain yet

We didn't even get a drizzle. I was poised to go outside and everything!

Ive never wanted it to rain so much

I was tempted to knock on a neighbours door and ask then to hold the hose pipe for me! "

Haha.. hold the hose, take some pics and lend me some sugar..just neighbour things!

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your personality and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

Spot on.

Really, check your bum... You got a spot on it."

How dare you! That's a bite mark

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your personality and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

"

Thanks!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

And in steps fabs finest arse!!

Why thank you

Have you been out in the rain yet

We didn't even get a drizzle. I was poised to go outside and everything!

Ive never wanted it to rain so much

I was tempted to knock on a neighbours door and ask then to hold the hose pipe for me!

Haha.. hold the hose, take some pics and lend me some sugar..just neighbour things! "

Standard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Patience is the key lol"

I wondered how long it would take

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your personality and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

Spot on.

Really, check your bum... You got a spot on it.

How dare you! That's a bite mark "

Hope you got a tetanus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Won't get you a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Patience is the key lol

I wondered how long it would take "

Yes and it was quick there lol

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"Patience is the key lol

I wondered how long it would take "

I notice those abs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk""

Don't you mean,

"I'm leaning to teen talk...and shit"?

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Won't get you a fuck "

This thread alone might not, it's what he does now he's been noticed that counts

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By *aughty_kittyWoman  over a year ago

finger licking good

Just do your thing. U wanna make posts make them, who cares what any one else thinks. If anyone has issues with you posting this or anything else it becomes their weird issue not yours.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

Don't you mean,

"I'm leaning to teen talk...and shit"?"

I'm impressed!

Totes picking up the lingo n shit

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The only way you can ever be noticed on here is to have a clock pic

Is there are particular angle the ladies might like to see my clock?"

I'm not gonna give ma secrets away lightly I'll have you know young man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You is invisible innit

I'm learning "teen talk"

Don't you mean,

"I'm leaning to teen talk...and shit"?

I'm impressed!

Totes picking up the lingo n shit "

Fast leaner and shit init

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your clock and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

"

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure if u add face pics and more pics u might get some replies having half a body pic isn't going to cut it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hadn't noticed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your clock and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one... "

He does have a lovely clock though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Won't get you a fuck

This thread alone might not, it's what he does now he's been noticed that counts "

He'll fizzle out like a cheap rocket on a wet Firework night.

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your clock and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one...

He does have a lovely clock though "

When was my post changed? I've been clock blocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your clock and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one...

He does have a lovely clock though

When was my post changed? I've been clock blocked "

*whistles innocently*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Patience is the key lol

I wondered how long it would take

I notice those abs."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your clock and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one...

He does have a lovely clock though

When was my post changed? I've been clock blocked "

Don't look at me guv

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"

Is there are particular angle the ladies might like to see my clock?

I'm not gonna give ma secrets away lightly I'll have you know young man "

Damn! Can't blame me for trying. You'll give up one day and let it all out.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"We're all attention seekers on here in one way or another otherwise we wouldn't be here in the first place.

Join in on the forum banter, show off your clock and I'm sure you'll have a lovely time.

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one...

He does have a lovely clock though

When was my post changed? I've been clock blocked

*whistles innocently* "

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it? "

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?"

Oh dude... thats not a good comment!

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"Won't get you a fuck

This thread alone might not, it's what he does now he's been noticed that counts

He'll fizzle out like a cheap rocket on a wet Firework night. "

Hey! Why use so many negative adjectives on me?! Can I not just be a luxury rocket and just firework night without the 'wet' bit?

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?"

No.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one... "

You're just highlighting your inexperience now. They look different depending on if you're looking at them from underneath or above. You need to synch your whole body in rhythm to them - and they all tick differently. Every clock is different.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"Just do your thing. U wanna make posts make them, who cares what any one else thinks. If anyone has issues with you posting this or anything else it becomes their weird issue not yours. "

Thank you. I see it all as banter. Words can't hurt me - unless it's a bill, lawyers letter, final payment demand...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?"

If you compromise, yeah. Just make sure you apply plenty of lube before he enters you.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?

Oh dude... thats not a good comment! "

Haha! What about if a beg and beg and beg? Don't women love desperation in a man?

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?

If you compromise, yeah. Just make sure you apply plenty of lube before he enters you. "

Haha! If you delve into your quote you'll find undertones of homophobia there! Anyway, I'd prefer if he spits. I mean if SHE spits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?

If you compromise, yeah. Just make sure you apply plenty of lube before he enters you.

Haha! If you delve into your quote you'll find undertones of homophobia there! Anyway, I'd prefer if he spits. I mean if SHE spits."

Homophobia? Seriously?

I suggest you look it up before accusing me of it.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"Well, you've got the attention. What you gonna do with it?

Erm, not tell my girlfriend for starters? Then beg someone to meet me. Think it'll work?

If you compromise, yeah. Just make sure you apply plenty of lube before he enters you.

Haha! If you delve into your quote you'll find undertones of homophobia there! Anyway, I'd prefer if he spits. I mean if SHE spits.

Homophobia? Seriously?

I suggest you look it up before accusing me of it. "

Looked it up on YouTube. Just shows people getting beaten. Don't think it's fully representative of all the different methods someone could be inclined to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only way you can ever be noticed on here is to have a clock pic

Is there are particular angle the ladies might like to see my clock?"

Can I see an X-Ray of it instead; never seen one; any angle will do

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What's the obsession with clocks on this thread? Once you've seen one...

You're just highlighting your inexperience now. They look different depending on if you're looking at them from underneath or above. You need to synch your whole body in rhythm to them - and they all tick differently. Every clock is different. "

I guess you're right there. I'm going to set my sights on Big Ben

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going to set my sights on Big Ben "

Is that an Avatar challenge

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"

I guess you're right there. I'm going to set my sights on Big Ben "

Ah. You prefer to look at clocks from underneath.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"

Can I see an X-Ray of it instead; never seen one; any angle will do

- Mrs. J -"

That would be very interesting seeing it X-rayed! Probably see right through it.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London

I keep posting obnoxious things and now getting noticed. Not for good reasons tho! But like Ghandi said, "All publicity is good publicity".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not getting noticed on Fab but by creating this thread about me not getting noticed on Fab will I now get noticed on Fab?

Or should I be worried about starting this notice about not being noticed as people might think I'm just doing it to get noticed and therefore ignore me? I feel like an oxymoron. "

I'm sorry.. are you being rhetorical

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I keep posting obnoxious things and now getting noticed. Not for good reasons tho! But like Ghandi said, "All publicity is good publicity"."

Did he? Sounds more like P. T. Barnum or Henry Ford.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've got LOVE in your name. It's sometimes very much ignored when swinging, that might be your problem.

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By *3gam4nMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"I keep posting obnoxious things and now getting noticed. Not for good reasons tho! But like Ghandi said, "All publicity is good publicity".

Did he? Sounds more like P. T. Barnum or Henry Ford."

'There's no such thing as bad publicity' is often associated with Phineas T. Barnum, the 19th century American showman and circus owner. Barnum was a self-publicist of the first order and never missed an opportunity to present his wares to the public.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"You've got LOVE in your name. It's sometimes very much ignored when swinging, that might be your problem. "

Thank you. I'll keep that in mind for a name change.

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By *aptain Bangalot OP   Man  over a year ago

SW London


"I keep posting obnoxious things and now getting noticed. Not for good reasons tho! But like Ghandi said, "All publicity is good publicity".

Did he? Sounds more like P. T. Barnum or Henry Ford.

'There's no such thing as bad publicity' is often associated with Phineas T. Barnum, the 19th century American showman and circus owner. Barnum was a self-publicist of the first order and never missed an opportunity to present his wares to the public."

Thanks. Very interesting. Though I was joking about it being Ghandi. I think it was Mother Teresa who said not to be too dry in your humour or it could bypass your target.

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