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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Putting jars in the recycling without washing them first.... I know... There's a special kind of hell for people like me... "
Oh that is bad, I bet you put things back in the wrong places in shops as well
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did a masked intruder Roleplay with another couple. He was tied to a chair & made to watch me sodomize his pretty wife. I tore her clothes, smeared her makeup & she licked me clean afterwards.
When I left I remember walking back to the train station shaking. I'd never felt such a release. We had a safeword. But it was just incredible. |
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"Putting jars in the recycling without washing them first.... I know... There's a special kind of hell for people like me...
Oh that is bad, I bet you put things back in the wrong places in shops as well
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Are you following me??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let my misses fuck me up the ass with a strap on. To be fair it was alright lol "
Haha that sounds so much like our area. Yeah just fucked me up the arse, to be fair it was alright like! Ha love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the naughtiest thing you have ever done...
I fucked a girl once with a vodka bottle ... Summer of 1999 ... pre Fab ... when I experimented...
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A girl once fucked me with a vodka bottle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once eat an after eight mint at 7.30....
I think thats allowed if you eat it very very sloooooowwwwly.... For like 30 minutes or so.... "
Nope...it went down in one. |
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"Let my misses fuck me up the ass with a strap on. To be fair it was alright lol
Haha that sounds so much like our area. Yeah just fucked me up the arse, to be fair it was alright like! Ha love it. "
There's only one bridgend butt haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let my misses fuck me up the ass with a strap on. To be fair it was alright lol
Haha that sounds so much like our area. Yeah just fucked me up the arse, to be fair it was alright like! Ha love it.
There's only one bridgend butt haha. "
I know l, was just in Tesco and b&m mun, serious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again .. "
That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I came home slightly d*unk when I was younger and still living at home, I was walking along a wall, my mate on the pavement, I kicked a stone and it smashed a car windscreen.
I got up the next morning and said to my brother let's go hit a few balls, obviously it happened and I blamed the smashed windscreen on my brother oops... Big bad brother! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again ..
That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like. "
Truly horrific we were fully naked so you can imagine the fumbling trying to act normal, she was locked in the living room with that child gate thing but she broke out..I just wondered how long was she watching smh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again ..
That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like.
Truly horrific we were fully naked so you can imagine the fumbling trying to act normal, she was locked in the living room with that child gate thing but she broke out..I just wondered how long was she watching smh "
I don't want to know anymore. She sounds an absolute treat. Fantastic mother. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once swapped my whole outfit with a girl on a night out in the middle of the street. Some kind guys stood round us like a shield to protect us from the eyes of others |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. Turned me on so much we did it again later that day and I fingered her as she pissed and sucked me "
Sounds a tad tricky logistically unless you're an orangutan or did a one handed handstand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. Turned me on so much we did it again later that day and I fingered her as she pissed and sucked me
Sounds a tad tricky logistically unless you're an orangutan or did a one handed handstand "
Pretty simple really, she sat on the loo and sucked me as I was standing and I leaned down to play with her pussy |
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"Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again ..
That's horrifying not filthy. Thirsty bitch should have some rules like. "
Haha. Proper bridgend right there haha. I've probably past you out shopping and didn't even realise! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did a masked intruder Roleplay with another couple. He was tied to a chair & made to watch me sodomize his pretty wife. I tore her clothes, smeared her makeup & she licked me clean afterwards.
When I left I remember walking back to the train station shaking. I'd never felt such a release. We had a safeword. But it was just incredible."
Wow ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once swapped my whole outfit with a girl on a night out in the middle of the street. Some kind guys stood round us like a shield to protect us from the eyes of others "
That's dirty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. Turned me on so much we did it again later that day and I fingered her as she pissed and sucked me "
That's filthy alright |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most embarrassing when I met milf off tango she was giving me head in her kitchen after I opened my eyes her young daughter was watching from the hallway you can imagine we both have never spoken again .. "
That's just darn right wrong and nasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once, back when I was particularly daring, I buttoned my shirt from the bottom up."
I tried that once.
I was stuck in that short for three days until someone cut me out of it.
Bad scene, man! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once, back when I was particularly daring, I buttoned my shirt from the bottom up.
I tried that once.
I was stuck in that short for three days until someone cut me out of it.
Bad scene, man!"
Is it bad I laughed at this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.
I touched the paint
I bet you still walk on the grass though "
I moonwalk on the grass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.
I touched the paint
I bet you still walk on the grass though
I moonwalk on the grass "
Noooo... really!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a couple as a single lady. Was encouraged to slide my hand inside her til I was elbow deep in her bum and having a grand time fisting. The fun time ended after she got her own anal revenge. I have not been able to look at tiger balm since |
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"Let my ex suck me while she took a piss. "
I've done that but she wasn't a ex, just a Woman I knew
Mine was definitely my first club visit, Meeting a Woman from here and joining her husband and her meet in one of the bedrooms,
Another first for me |
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"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.
I touched the paint
I bet you still walk on the grass though
I moonwalk on the grass "
while entering exits and vice versa.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.
I touched the paint
I bet you still walk on the grass though
I moonwalk on the grass
while entering exits and vice versa.... "
I also run up the down escalator and press buttons for random floors when I leave a lift with people in |
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"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.
I touched the paint
I bet you still walk on the grass though
I moonwalk on the grass
while entering exits and vice versa....
I also run up the down escalator and press buttons for random floors when I leave a lift with people in "
Marry me now!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good few years back, and I have now matured. There was a sign, it said Wet Paint, Don't Touch.
I touched the paint
I bet you still walk on the grass though
I moonwalk on the grass
while entering exits and vice versa....
I also run up the down escalator and press buttons for random floors when I leave a lift with people in
Marry me now!!! "
Can we wait until morning, I'm just ordering my noisy neighbours some pizzas. I assume they are hungry, I'm a caring fella |
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"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]
I did post then got scared and deleted!
You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???
Nope "
Worse than that??
You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]
I did post then got scared and deleted!
You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???
Nope
Worse than that??
You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you... "
Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear |
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"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]
I did post then got scared and deleted!
You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???
Nope
Worse than that??
You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...
Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear "
Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]
I did post then got scared and deleted!
You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???
Nope
Worse than that??
You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...
Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear
Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute.... "
It's in your mailbox, is it too filthy? |
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"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]
I did post then got scared and deleted!
You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???
Nope
Worse than that??
You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...
Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear
Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute....
It's in your mailbox, is it too filthy? "
I'll get back to you on that when I've finished sterilising my mailbox... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 31/05/17 22:11:13]
I did post then got scared and deleted!
You admitted to driving in the bus lane didn't you???
Nope
Worse than that??
You surely don't mean (hushed whisper)... Not composting eggshells and teabags?? Now I'm embarrassed for you...
Oh goodness not that bad! I feel I may be in the clear
Whew!!! I was contemplating a shunning there for a minute....
It's in your mailbox, is it too filthy?
I'll get back to you on that when I've finished sterilising my mailbox... "
goes off to seek forgiveness for my sins. Is it Sunday yet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Met a couple as a single lady. Was encouraged to slide my hand inside her til I was elbow deep in her bum and having a grand time fisting. The fun time ended after she got her own anal revenge. I have not been able to look at tiger balm since "
Wow ... that is darn right filthy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Met a couple as a single guy. Had met the wife of said couple a few times before by herself. I made the husband sit and watch as I took her every way I could, making her tell him how it felt, she spoke pure filth throughput the few hours. I could see the husband straining to get in on it. By the time we were finished I think he was going mad to fuck his wife. I told her he wasn't to cum till I said so and we went our separate ways. A week later got a text asking me was it ok for him to cum. Told her yes but first she had to come round to me. So around she cums and do the deed. Sent her on her way with my cum on her face and I get texted pictures of her getting facialed. That was probably the filthiest thing I've done.
King |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Met a couple as a single guy. Had met the wife of said couple a few times before by herself. I made the husband sit and watch as I took her every way I could, making her tell him how it felt, she spoke pure filth throughput the few hours. I could see the husband straining to get in on it. By the time we were finished I think he was going mad to fuck his wife. I told her he wasn't to cum till I said so and we went our separate ways. A week later got a text asking me was it ok for him to cum. Told her yes but first she had to come round to me. So around she cums and do the deed. Sent her on her way with my cum on her face and I get texted pictures of her getting facialed. That was probably the filthiest thing I've done.
King"
Is it wrong I enjoyed that in an evil kinda way ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a couple as a single guy. Had met the wife of said couple a few times before by herself. I made the husband sit and watch as I took her every way I could, making her tell him how it felt, she spoke pure filth throughput the few hours. I could see the husband straining to get in on it. By the time we were finished I think he was going mad to fuck his wife. I told her he wasn't to cum till I said so and we went our separate ways. A week later got a text asking me was it ok for him to cum. Told her yes but first she had to come round to me. So around she cums and do the deed. Sent her on her way with my cum on her face and I get texted pictures of her getting facialed. That was probably the filthiest thing I've done.
King
Is it wrong I enjoyed that in an evil kinda way ?? "
Nothing wrong with that. Evil enjoyment is the best
King |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Me and my ex got naked and crushed strawberries over each other's bodies.
Then we opened a tub of cream and poured it slowly over each other. I loved watching it cascade over her fulsome breasts
Then I smeared raspberry ripple ice cream over her nipples to make them really erect.
I then put a galaxy bar on her navel and let the warmth melt it into her.........
Then we licked each other from head to toe....ever......so.......slowly
I got really pissed off as we were leaving cos the trolley nicked my £1 in the car park
Fukin Tesco's |
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