"I'm in half a bikini at the moment 
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope  "
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks! |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!"
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I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me!  |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!"
Oh wow, are there any free allotments going  |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!.
I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me! "
Well jump over the fence please I need my back squirting with lotion! |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!
Oh wow, are there any free allotments going "
I think there is actually directly infront of my back garden. I was asked a while ago if I wanted it,but the only reason why I would would be to stop anyone else from having it and having less privacy. I told him Morrisons services me well  . Sounds great growing your own,but too much like hard work to me. |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!.
I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me!
Well jump over the fence please I need my back squirting with lotion! "
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Thank goodness these sweet peas taste awful! |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!.
I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me!
Well jump over the fence please I need my back squirting with lotion! .
Thank goodness these sweet peas taste awful!"
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I've got giant hands, this shouldn't take long  |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!.
I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me!
Well jump over the fence please I need my back squirting with lotion! .
Thank goodness these sweet peas taste awful!.
I've got giant hands, this shouldn't take long "
Bring the peas with you as well! |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!.
I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me!
Well jump over the fence please I need my back squirting with lotion! .
Thank goodness these sweet peas taste awful!.
I've got giant hands, this shouldn't take long
Bring the peas with you as well! "
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Ooh... I'll put these cucumbers back then |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!
Oh wow, are there any free allotments going
I think there is actually directly infront of my back garden. I was asked a while ago if I wanted it,but the only reason why I would would be to stop anyone else from having it and having less privacy. I told him Morrisons services me well . Sounds great growing your own,but too much like hard work to me."
Yeah, all sounds far too laborious to me. I'd pay good money for that allotment tho, what a view |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!.
I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me!
Well jump over the fence please I need my back squirting with lotion! .
Thank goodness these sweet peas taste awful!.
I've got giant hands, this shouldn't take long
Bring the peas with you as well! .
Ooh... I'll put these cucumbers back then "
Yeah I prefer something more firm myself,second thoughts bring the cucumbers as well |
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"I'm Way too fat for a bikini
Well would you consider wearing your birthday suit ?
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that's the strange thing I walk around naked at clubs and I'm not that bothered but the thought of putting on a bikini and sitting on the beach in it....hell no  |
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"I'm in half a bikini at the moment
What colour is it?.
Transparent I hope
I only have the bottom half on because there's someone on the allotments at the end of my garden,otherwise I would have nothing on. I hate strap marks!.
I was just shelling peas while waiting, didn't know you'd spotted me!
Well jump over the fence please I need my back squirting with lotion! .
Thank goodness these sweet peas taste awful!.
I've got giant hands, this shouldn't take long
Bring the peas with you as well! .
Ooh... I'll put these cucumbers back then
Yeah I prefer something more firm myself,second thoughts bring the cucumbers as well "
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Cheeky bugger!
No I mean that, I just saw them biting that bikini  |
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