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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hhhmmm......I'm not sure. I just feel a bit down. I think probably ladies issues as I feel like I could cry for no reason. I'm not normally a grumpy person. |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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I could tell you a joke?
Right...
There were two guys in this pub, right? A welsh guy and a french guy.
These two guys, they said to the barman. "Hey, barman..."
I did mention they were wearing hats. Yeah? No? Ok, they're wearing hats. Matching hats.
Anyway. The irish guy says... No, no, he comes later. The welsh guy. In the hat, remember, he says...
I forget what he says. It isn't really important. The hats are though. Remember the hats.
So, the irish guy...
You know what. Bollocks to jokes.
I'd buy you a cake.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A snooze always does the trick for me.
Either that or go play with a dog for a while. Those guys crack me up."
Im at work.
We normally have a dog or two in the office but not today. Maybe that's why Im grumpy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could tell you a joke?
Right...
There were two guys in this pub, right? A welsh guy and a french guy.
These two guys, they said to the barman. "Hey, barman..."
I did mention they were wearing hats. Yeah? No? Ok, they're wearing hats. Matching hats.
Anyway. The irish guy says... No, no, he comes later. The welsh guy. In the hat, remember, he says...
I forget what he says. It isn't really important. The hats are though. Remember the hats.
So, the irish guy...
You know what. Bollocks to jokes.
I'd buy you a cake. "
That's exactly my joke telling style.
I like cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could tell you a joke?
Right...
There were two guys in this pub, right? A welsh guy and a french guy.
These two guys, they said to the barman. "Hey, barman..."
I did mention they were wearing hats. Yeah? No? Ok, they're wearing hats. Matching hats.
Anyway. The irish guy says... No, no, he comes later. The welsh guy. In the hat, remember, he says...
I forget what he says. It isn't really important. The hats are though. Remember the hats.
So, the irish guy...
You know what. Bollocks to jokes.
I'd buy you a cake. "
 - it made me laugh Errol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you 
Oh yeah! Thank you xx
Salright.
Can I nick some of your cake now?  "
Sure. Ill pop the kettle on x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you
Oh yeah! Thank you xx
Salright.
Can I nick some of your cake now?
Sure. Ill pop the kettle on x"
Awesome. No sugar. Just milk in my tea please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.
I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage? "
Skip the chocolate and you're on |
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"A snooze always does the trick for me.
Either that or go play with a dog for a while. Those guys crack me up.
Im at work.
We normally have a dog or two in the office but not today. Maybe that's why Im grumpy! "
Aww what kind of dogs are at your office  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.
I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy. "
I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!"
It will take you a couple of days to get there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******
Miranda?.... "
Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.
I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy.
I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy "
#failingatgrumpy
Sort it out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******
Miranda?.... "
Moist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******
Miranda?....
Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now "
Ok I'll just flash....no Miranda |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Skip the chocolate and you're on "
All the more chocolate for me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A snooze always does the trick for me.
Either that or go play with a dog for a while. Those guys crack me up.
Im at work.
We normally have a dog or two in the office but not today. Maybe that's why Im grumpy!
Aww what kind of dogs are at your office "
We have a few who visit! I love them all but my favourite is a daschund called Kayla! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******
Miranda?....
Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now "
I'll share you treats with you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there"
I hear it only an hour by plane!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.
I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy.
I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy
#failingatgrumpy
Sort it out."
I'm just not very well practiced |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"***runs into room flashing boobies.... then falls over still boobies out , gets up flicks hair Hatter style and struts out like a pro******
Miranda?....
Oh god that woman annoys me. I'm grumpy now
Ok I'll just flash....no Miranda "
That's better. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!! "
It is I checked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Embrace the grump. Go full grump. Practice your grump face. Feel your grump body positioning. Think about all the grump reflex things you want to say and do. Grumpy is okay. And it will pass.
I like thinking about grumpy-pumpy.
I dont have a grump face. Or a grump demeanor. I have to keep telling people Im grumpy
#failingatgrumpy
Sort it out.
I'm just not very well practiced "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked "
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can you cheer me up?
Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up
You're ill! Get back to bed!"
Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet
P.S. I'm feeling much better now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!! "
Oops  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can you cheer me up?
Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up
You're ill! Get back to bed!
Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet
P.S. I'm feeling much better now"
I got bored while you were napping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can you cheer me up?
Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up
You're ill! Get back to bed!
Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet
P.S. I'm feeling much better now
I got bored while you were napping "
You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can you cheer me up?
Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up
You're ill! Get back to bed!
Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet
P.S. I'm feeling much better now
I got bored while you were napping
You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not "
Now you tell me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!
Oops "
Be careful what you post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!
Oops
Be careful what you post "
It's cool, she knows I like a tease... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can you cheer me up?
Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up
You're ill! Get back to bed!
Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet
P.S. I'm feeling much better now
I got bored while you were napping
You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not
Now you tell me "
I didn't think I had to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could cheer you up telling you i think yours is the loveliest female profile on here.
Don't feel down, take the offer of cake and put your feet up later.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doh! I saw the title and thought "Just the thread for me" 
Come wallow in the grump with me. Misery loves company x"
Righto! This seems appropriate then
https://youtu.be/ODHhWcEdrvg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!
Oops
Be careful what you post
It's cool, she knows I like a tease... "
I think going on them calculations. ...teesside is only half an hour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could cheer you up telling you i think yours is the loveliest female profile on here.
Don't feel down, take the offer of cake and put your feet up later.
"
All the ladies are lovely but thank you. Cake always helps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!
Oops
Be careful what you post
It's cool, she knows I like a tease... "
My running embrace is gonna suck if you fall over from exhaustion when I jump into your arms though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can you cheer me up?
Just my presence, should be enough to cheer you up
You're ill! Get back to bed!
Is that why you are grumpy? Because I'm ill? That's so sweet
P.S. I'm feeling much better now
I got bored while you were napping
You could always take advantage of me whether I'm a sleep or not
Now you tell me
I didn't think I had to "
Consent is key cakey! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doh! I saw the title and thought "Just the thread for me"
Come wallow in the grump with me. Misery loves company x
Righto! This seems appropriate then
https://youtu.be/ODHhWcEdrvg"
Very appropriate! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop being miserable and grumpy
Think of all the good things and cheer the fuck up
I think you type my words before me sometimes. "
If only I could say it on my own thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!
Oops
Be careful what you post
It's cool, she knows I like a tease...
My running embrace is gonna suck if you fall over from exhaustion when I jump into your arms though "
Don't worry, I have supplies to keep my energy levels up and my embrace stance is second to none. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?"
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings! "
Sorry. She's all about the cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Fact
Did you not get cold with a wet shirt on? "
nah I just hung myself on the radiator till I dried |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a couple of days in Bristol where I'll make you food, cups of tea, feed you chocolate and give you and endless massage?
Done!
It will take you a couple of days to get there
I hear it only an hour by plane!!!
It is I checked
I've been waiting at the airport for daaaaaays though!!!
Oops
Be careful what you post
It's cool, she knows I like a tease...
My running embrace is gonna suck if you fall over from exhaustion when I jump into your arms though
Don't worry, I have supplies to keep my energy levels up and my embrace stance is second to none. "
Good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day. "
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Fact
Did you not get cold with a wet shirt on?
nah I just hung myself on the radiator till I dried "
No one offered to 'get you out of those wet things' and warmed you up then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake "
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though."
You discipline people too?
Oh god. I've come over all peculiar . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.
You discipline people too?
Oh god. I've come over all peculiar . "
I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic "
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.
You discipline people too?
Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .
I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to! "
On way.
Do I need to bring my floggers and crops? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together"
Are you just gonna steal me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.
You discipline people too?
Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .
I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!
On way.
Do I need to bring my floggers and crops? "
Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me? "
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.
You discipline people too?
Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .
I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!
On way.
Do I need to bring my floggers and crops?
Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you "
Awesome. Can you make me cry? I love it when I end up crying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart"
Smooth as fuck
(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck
(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)"
Good man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck
(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)"
I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck
(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)
I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me. "
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck
(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)
I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me.
Hey, buy you a drink?"
Go on then you smooth talker.
Pint of gin please. |
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck
(It's not so smooth when you declare yourself smooth. But I got your back brother!)
I agree with him. It was pretty damn smooth. It would have got me.
Hey, buy you a drink?
Go on then you smooth talker.
Pint of gin please. "
Ooh the hard stuff. I like that |
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck "
Im wooed |
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.
You discipline people too?
Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .
I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!
On way.
Do I need to bring my floggers and crops?
Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you
Awesome. Can you make me cry? I love it when I end up crying "
Yes. That mascaras gonna be all over your pretty little face |
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"Can people stop offering her cake please! That's my thing!
Bitches love cake
Yeah but babe love biscuits!! And you know you want party rings!
Sorry. She's all about the cake
Are you guys gonna have a duel over me? How romantic
Nah. A duel suggests that he might win
We'll just ride into the sunset together
Are you just gonna steal me?
No, just your heart
Smooth as fuck
Im wooed "
Cake wins every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could take pictures of yourself. I'm so vain it cheers me up no end when I do that.
I'm at work, I'm not sure how it would go down?
Seriously? If you took your clothes off and took pictures of yourself at work I imagine it would brighten everyone's day.
It would make it really awkward next time I give a disciplinary though.
You discipline people too?
Oh god. I've come over all peculiar .
I can be Bad Boss Bunny when I need to!
On way.
Do I need to bring my floggers and crops?
Well HR normally frown on that kinda thing but since its you
Awesome. Can you make me cry? I love it when I end up crying
Yes. That mascaras gonna be all over your pretty little face "
Hold the gin. I'm in for a beating. I'll have it after. |
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"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you
Do you mean you had a coldsore?"
Damn it Im just getting over one of those. Extra punishment for Rachel |
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"I've changed my avatar to an infectious smile just for you
Do you mean you had a coldsore?
Damn it Im just getting over one of those. Extra punishment for Rachel "
Paints on a few fake coldsores to further antagonise.
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