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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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What little things day to day will inevitably tick you off?
Stubbing your toe. It hurts like buggery and you're a pussy if you let on.
Needing to do two things with equal urgency - like needing to pee and needing to drink, or being absolutely shattered and starving - and being unable to decide which to do.
Burning something that would of been a perfect meal if you'd taken it out of the oven five minutes earlier.
Pouring the last of the vodka, then knocking it over couple of minutes later
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who repeat their message over and over again, after I've already read it back to them and told them I'd pass it on to the correct person....... I lose about 25 phone calls a day due to them...grrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You obviously don't lose your tether.... but its a near impossibility to get a three year old to put on a pair of woolie gloves without them putting two fingers down one hole and when you move it along to the vacant hole their other finger comes along with it..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You obviously don't lose your tether.... but its a near impossibility to get a three year old to put on a pair of woolie gloves without them putting two fingers down one hole and when you move it along to the vacant hole their other finger comes along with it....."
or being stalked by pearly kings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"peeps who borrow stuff and don't worry about returning it.
I get that, when peeps borrow my tools, and do not bring them back.  "
a wise workperson always hides their tools.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"standing on the plug end of my hair dryer by my bed..
or needing a wee but refusing to go whilst eating, so chewing uber fast.. "
Any plug standing incident qualifies for me. Worse if someone else left it there! |
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Boys- who cant smoke a fag without spitting all the time
Girls who spit
Women who drink out of bottles.
People (ok, women) who cant walk around a super market (normally slowly!!) without a phone clamped to their ear..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boys- who cant smoke a fag without spitting all the time
Girls who spit
Women who drink out of bottles.
People (ok, women) who cant walk around a super market (normally slowly!!) without a phone clamped to their ear..
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he he always makes me chuckle when I see peeps strolling along talking to themselves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair maybe its just a terrible coincidence, but folks who go in the McDonalds drive-thru, then park up, but sadly cant walk the 10feet to the bin to put their rubbish in it after having eaten, but seem to think letting it tumble out the car will do?
Are they so full up, they then cant walk? Or just frikkin lazy B,,,,,,s? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really fancying a bowl of cereal, putting cereal in bowl and then finding there's no sodding milk
After locking all the doors to go to bed, you see the cats face at the window and the bloody thing won't stop miaowing til you go get the key and let him in
Being in a rush to get to a meeting, rush to print off the minutes and agenda, then when you go to staple them, no frigging staples left
Only finding one of your shoes in the morning
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Driving round Norfolk/Suffolk stuck behind some old biddy doing 32-35 mph in a 60 when there are no safe overtaking places.... usually for in excess of at least 10 friggin miles AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
(it's my kryptonite  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Driving round Norfolk/Suffolk stuck behind some old biddy doing 32-35 mph in a 60 when there are no safe overtaking places.... usually for in excess of at least 10 friggin miles AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
(it's my kryptonite )"
Same goes for farmers going from one field to another, just how much land do they own that they need to travel 10 miles on a main road? grrrrr |
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"People who don't drive round a roundabout but go straight through it.
It's not called a fookin ROUNDABOUT for nothing!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  "
Particularly the large raised roundabouts with trees and bushes on them....the way the feckers drive their big 4x4's across them is outrageous!!
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