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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind. |
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"A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind."
And you've always got the bottle afterwards!  |
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" at the bottle comment"
lmao.. was just gonna comment on that..
although watching a big brother contestant fuck herself with a bottle has mentally scarred me .. |
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"Don't despair Sassy, there are men out there like that.
They are gay. 
*sobs* pass me the vodka "
Some are just very in touch with their feminine side. Here, dear, dry your eyes with this martini napkin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind."
..... Oh ffs  that sounded like me till a got to the part * It's vodka that does all that * bugger
* S¡Ts iN CrYp¡T * -|- |
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"Don't despair Sassy, there are men out there like that.
They are gay.
*sobs* pass me the vodka
Some are just very in touch with their feminine side. Here, dear, dry your eyes with this martini napkin."
this your ploy to take advantage by intoxicating me ms lisa?? lol |
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"Some are just very in touch with their feminine side. Here, dear, dry your eyes with this martini napkin.
this your ploy to take advantage by intoxicating me ms lisa?? lol"
Just before I tie you to the railroad track, mwahhaha. |
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"Just before I tie you to the railroad track, mwahhaha."
 *gulps* if im not around tomorrow.. have lisa done for murder as she stated her intentions today.. haha |
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"Just before I tie you to the railroad track, mwahhaha.
*gulps* if im not around tomorrow.. have lisa done for murder as she stated her intentions today.. haha"
Luckily for you a real man wouldn't watch Glee reruns but I would. Saved by the chorus, Ms. Sass. |
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"and a real woman would respond accordingly, going from your post I'm a real man, but not yet 'dated' a real woman.  "
whats a real woman?? oh wait thats a whole different kettle of fish lol |
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"A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry... I'm thinking of vodka... It's vodka that does all that... Never mind."
NOW u tell me!!!!-my vodkas a MAN!!!!!- ive been sucking him off for years now GRrrrrrRRRrrrRRRRRRr...ahhhh well, glug glug more man-juice! |
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