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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..... the next time you are in a busy car park can you leave it towards the back of the space rather than tucking it right in ? !
please !
how many times have i been driving round a jam packed car park and got overly excited
'space !, space !, space !' i cry - only to get nearer and find a fiat 500, mini, clio, ka, yaris or summat similar tucked right in
ya bastards !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if our cards are tucked away we reduce the risk of getting hit by other bad drivers in a car park
you bigger car owners shield us little car owners "
i've only got a little 'un but i know how to park it
(anyway, back to the car parking thread) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a big one and need room , Cant get in most spaces its so hard at times getting out the car door and the other week i had to go climbing over other seats to get in driving seat as could not open door..... i dont think thay make them parking spaces very big now .... all about getting in as much cars as thay can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't have a problem myself. I just leave my bike against the wall, or leave my hoss on the grass verge  "
more room for me xx I would never just leave them standing there eating grass . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a guy with a big exec motor who parks in our street every morning before 8 when the wardens come round. He doesn't live here yet he's got a resident's permit. Maybe he owns a flat and rents it out to non-car owners but he's fiddling his permit. I called the council because I just know he's a bank exec (as we're so close to the financial area) but as long as they're getting the money they don't care.
Who called me Snitch? I'm a good Socialist fighting the good fight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just pick my car up and pop it in my handbag, no need to park it. "
listens to a muffled voice from laines handbag,
"HeeeeeLLLLPPPP! its ME , SOAPY!! am still in here!!!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just pick my car up and pop it in my handbag, no need to park it.
listens to a muffled voice from laines handbag,
"HeeeeeLLLLPPPP! its ME , SOAPY!! am still in here!!!!""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i spotted a smart car parked in a space the wrong way and it made me smile
well i dunno if i could say it was wrong, was within the white lines..
if you can imagine a parallel parking space along a kerb the smart car had its bonnet against the kerb and boot into the road.. crafty really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even worse when you find an "empty" space between two cars and there's a bloody, puddle jumping, step through parked there!
Nearly as bad as the line straddlers in super market car parks!  R
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pet hate is when I find a really empty car park - I go to the space furthest away from any other cars so I can get my tailgait open as it needs a good swing, then someone comes and parks behind. Why? Theres loads of other places lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My pet hate is when I find a really empty car park - I go to the space furthest away from any other cars so I can get my tailgait open as it needs a good swing, then someone comes and parks behind. Why? Theres loads of other places lol!"
cos their looking thru the cctv and laughing at ya 
(not that i was to make you paranoid or anything) haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Considering we're all captured on cctv around 130 times a day I think we're used to it by now  now had you said I was being followed by aliens - that would make me paranoid! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Considering we're all captured on cctv around 130 times a day I think we're used to it by now now had you said I was being followed by aliens - that would make me paranoid!"
the cars are parked by aliens but the cctv can't pick them up
so be aware ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im seriously being followed by aliens. Sometimes its like the invasion of the bodysnatchers when everyone just laughs...."
is your profile just a foil ?
are you really david vincent from the invaders ?
is this really you ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOLGrXOtuwQ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are parking spaces like girls at parties? If you get there late all the best ones are taken, so when no ones looking, you stick it in the disabled one!"
like how the life ring on your profile pic has Dartmouth written on it |
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Yes it is Dartmouth registered Sassy, but has been in Poole since the early 1980s,
apparently a man lost his life on the boat and the then owner in Dartmouth could not face keeping the boat, so put it up for sale and it ended up in Poole.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes it is Dartmouth registered Sassy, but has been in Poole since the early 1980s,
apparently a man lost his life on the boat and the then owner in Dartmouth could not face keeping the boat, so put it up for sale and it ended up in Poole.
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thats a sad story  |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"Better to be tucked in than taking up 2 spaces.
You bot tell how much of a **** someone is by looking at their parking"
Only two spaces? Fekkin lightweight!!! If I stop in a supermarket with my work vehicle, I need to find a block of FOUR spaces! My tractor is wider than the average supermarket spaces by around three feet and by the time you consider the loader on the front and the gang mower on the back ..... |
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..He was in ecstasy, with a smile on his face, As his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards......
forwards then backwards.....
back and forth...
back and forth...
In and out..
in and out..
Her heart was pounding faster, her face was getting flush and she started to grunt and groan, Then she let out one
almighty scream!!!
"I can't park this fucking car!
You do it you smug bastard!" |
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"..... the next time you are in a busy car park can you leave it towards the back of the space rather than tucking it right in ? !
please !
how many times have i been driving round a jam packed car park and got overly excited
'space !, space !, space !' i cry - only to get nearer and find a fiat 500, mini, clio, ka, yaris or summat similar tucked right in
ya bastards ! "
I drive a Clio and do it just to piss of those of you that drive bigger cars lol |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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What about the "shit for brains" eejits who are able bodied, but still use the disabled bays at supermarkets??
No point clamping them? A bullet between the eyes is the only good thing for them! 
They make me angry when I see that happen! |
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"What about the "shit for brains" eejits who are able bodied, but still use the disabled bays at supermarkets??
No point clamping them? A bullet between the eyes is the only good thing for them!
They make me angry when I see that happen! "
Fucking hell, i know you're looking for work but let me know if you ever get a job as a traffic warden.
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